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    On his way to Tython to find the Seeing Stone, Din gets a call - his aliit, who he thought died in the Covert's collapse on Nevarro, are alive! And when Grogu gets taken by Moff Gideon, they jump at the chance to reunite. After all, Mando'ade are stronger together. The universe won't know what hit them.

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    22 Feb 2025

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    It should really be harder to take over a clone regiment. Shikako basically showed up, flashed her lightsaber - which wasn't even a real lightsaber - and clones were falling all over themselves to follow her orders.

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    19 Feb 2025

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    “My name is Obi-Wan Kenobi, leader of the Young.” Obi-wan repeated, unwavering. “And I must speak to the Mand’alor about an urgent threat to his life.”

    “How did you get this comm code, child?” the Mandalorian said, a disapproving tilt to his helmet.

    “I am a General,” Obi-wan snapped, impatience taking over. “And I have limited time before Kyr'tsad breaks down the door. I’d very much like to get this sorted before then.”

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    19 Feb 2025

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    Growing up, Luke didn’t know what a Jedi was other than that asking about them made uncle Owen jumpy, and that apparently the merest mention of them could be treason if the wrong ears heard. He certainly didn’t know why his soulmate would someday mistake him for… whatever a Jedi is.
    Luke’s second soulmark was somehow even worse.

    Boba knew exactly what a Jedi was, and spent most of his life undecided whether his own soulmark was the funniest or most insulting thing in the galaxy.
    At least his second soulmark was only nonsense.

    Boba Fett and Luke Skywalker both have "Are you a Jedi?" written on their wrists, among other things.

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    19 Feb 2025

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    Words rose to his lips like a prayer and crystallised in the frigid air as he spoke them with reverence. "I swear to save them. I give my oath to heal the timeline. I swear it on the River Styx."

     

    Above him, thunder roared and lightning struck, illuminating the body of fourteen year old Nico di Angelo, wracked with tremors from sixteen years of torment.

     

    Seven half-bloods stood to fight but despite their best efforts, the world fell in a hail of fire, a storm that stole the breaths of millions simultaneously.

    But time is as immutable as the interpretations of the prophecies that govern it and if one battered boy from a hellish future can reimagine it, he can change it.

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    17 Feb 2025

  6. Public Bookmark 17

    This work isn't hosted on the Archive so this blurb might not be complete or accurate.

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    Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

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    17 Feb 2025

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    "I will take this person back to the Lan Sect," says Hanguang-jun, premier cultivator of his generation, inveterate collector of wounded rabbits, and man who, A-Qing realizes with a sick thud behind her ribs, is almost certainly going to die.
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    A-Qing, pulled from a river by the exact kind of wandering hero she'd been searching for, finds herself being nursed back to health at the Cloud Recesses. She'll put up with the rules if it means a shot at justice for Xiao Xingchen, but she hadn't factored in the chance at finding a second family... or just how deep the currents around her run.

    Or, In Which A-Qing Has Many Opinions About These Two Idiots.

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    16 Feb 2025

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    Tobirama repays a life debt, then immediately lives his dream of calling a clan head an idiot to his face, and then it spirals in a way he didn’t expect and is not really prepared to handle

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    16 Feb 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    deals with some heavy topics but mostly in the vein of calling blood-feuding adults out on their double-standard bullshit, and really this is about tobirama getting to vent

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    He covertly took a deep breath in, shoved the image of Karatachi’s dead, too dead eyes to the deepest corner of his mind, and fulfilled his duty as a loyal shinobi of Kirigakure.

    “Start!”

    No one moved. The other kids in the crowd held their breath, and his opponent seemed close to tears.

    Karatachi threw his weapon pouch to the side. His face was the epitome of calmness, “Kill me.”

    (self-insert into Karatachi Yagura, through various people's perspectives)

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    16 Feb 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    holy moly. i don't even care that yagura could be called overpowered, this is written too well for that to even register

  10. Public Bookmark 40

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    Al-Haitham wasn't very surprised when the door to his temporary office opened with more gusto than usual and Cyno stormed in, pushing Tobirama, in his Akademiya uniform, ahead of him. "Al-Haitham! What have you done?" Cyno scowled, "Impersonating a scholar is a crime."
    "My Matra, it's fine. He's a scholar. He's just in the wrong uniform, but it was short notice. He's stuck here like Madam Faruzan was stuck inside the puzzle."
    Cyno turned calculating within an instant. It only took him a few seconds to ask, "Is he stuck in a different time or a different place?"
    Cyno truly was the gem of the Matra. His talents were wasted finding wayward scholars and criminals, but no one also had his tenacity and as firm of a moral compass, so Al-Haitham wasn't too sad about losing him to the Matra. He was best suited to protect Sumeru in any crisis.
    "He's an outlander like the Traveller," Al-Haitham offered.

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    15 Feb 2025

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    “...the elders have ordered the child to be removed to the wet nurse. Madam Lan will be permitted to see him once a month once her confinement has ended.”

    Lan Qiren considered this for a moment; the long years of watching his sister-in-law waste away, the grief Wangji and Xichen carried throughout their lives after her death, the pain their family had suffered through because of it.

    And then, channelling his gremlin nephew-in-law who sat so close to the surface of his thoughts, Lan Qiren set his shoulders back and replied, “Over my dead fucking body.”

     

    On the heels of a great tragedy, Lan Qiren finds himself sent back in time to his youth. He decides to save, in order, his sister-in-law, his best friend, his best friend’s husband, and the only sect leader who may have a chance of standing against Wen Ruohan.

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    15 Feb 2025

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    "Crap!" the food truck worker shrieks in alarm. "Don't hurt him, Superman, he's just a kid!"

    Clark . . . pauses, then looks up from the kid that he is currently pinning into the street as said kid struggles underneath him.

    "'Hurt him'?" he asks in reflexive confusion, and then realizes how batting a teenager around like a person-shaped cat toy and pinning him to the street hard enough to crack it probably actually looks to an outside observer.

    . . . um.

    Whoops.

    "Um," he starts awkwardly, and then the kid slips his pin while he's distracted and throws his arms around his neck with a gleeful laugh and a bright grin.

    "Dad!" he crows triumphantly, and hugs Clark harder than literally anyone has ever hugged him before.

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    15 Feb 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I haven't watched this show, or really consumed any DCU content, but this is too funny NOT to bookmark

  13. Public Bookmark 61

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    Fujimoto Rin is a mystery.

    He's keeping a secret. That much couldn't be more obvious to the members of the first year cram school class. He's not even very good at it- but his inability to pretend to be normal doesn't exactly bring them any closer to the solution. Whatever it is, they're pretty sure it has nothing to do with the strange howling they've been hearing late at night. That's just a large dog-

    -right?

    (or: the Egin family doesn't fall into ruin, and the timeline promptly goes completely sideways.)

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    13 Feb 2025

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    10 Feb 2025

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    There is a fatal flaw in the Fenton portal math. At Danny's accidental prompting, Jack and Maddie discover that their portal could never have worked. ...So why is it running, stable, beneath their feet? There is something more that goes into the creation of ghost portals. Vlad knows, and he isn't telling.

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    09 Feb 2025

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    When trying to transfer Shen Yuan from the real world to Proud Immortal Demon Way, the System runs into an error. The transfer is not complete.

    Shen Yuan is dropped off at the foot of a mountain aware of two things: he's in the story, and the Shen Qingqiu of this world is not only aware but thinks he tried to possess his body — and he's PISSED. Shen Yuan tries to opt out and live a simple life on what locals tell him is a monster-infested mountain no one in their right mind would bother with.

    Sounds like a great hiding spot!

    (TL;DR: Stardew Scum Villain Valley Mountain.)


    Chapter recaps available here.

    💌 Please note I am very behind on replies. I have full intentions of catching up, but my spoons for this are sporadically available. I appreciate them tremendously, always.

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    05 Feb 2025

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    When Kinomoto Sakura died, she set it up so that her Cards would go to the person who not only deserved them, but needed them. Vanishing across dimensions, they reappear in Assiah. Just in time for new Junior High School student Okumura Rin to find them. And so the cycle begins again.

    But when the new Master is also the Son of Satan, nothing is going to be easy.

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    05 Feb 2025

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    "They say it was some horrendous accident, some tragic mistake, that resulted in the fusion of my soul to my sword. I know different, of course. It was merely a natural evolution. One that had happened before."

    Ichigo Kurosaki reincarnates into slave number 7.

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    01 Feb 2025

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    Fascinating concept, and heart-wrenching

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    For Star Fever! This is a fic set in the same universe as the wonderful Dogmatix and Norcumi's A Star to Steer By.


    Averages for the diversity of species on Earth range five million (a conservative estimate) to twenty-five million (generous) to one trillion (unlikely, but provides a degree of scale.)

    Ecosystems as they are presented in Star Wars tend to have exceptionally limited flora and fauna. A planet can have under 50 species, or under ten species, with half of those species found on other planets as well. Compared to Earth, the trend is a fraction of the genetic diversity, and a flexible attitude towards introducing exotic species.

    Some scientists of varying species and disciplines end up talking about that, at length.

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    31 Jan 2025

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    In which Cloud Strife reincarnates as Obi-Wan Kenobi

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    30 Jan 2025

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