Patchou
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“Do you know why Mizi’s not into you?”
What happened to hi, hello, how are you?
“Because Mizi likes cute things. And you don't look cute.” Sua answers matter-of-factly, a stark contrast to her angelic appearance. Till can’t comprehend how someone, who appears as gentle as a dove, could come up with such a snarky comment– a direct jab, at his weakest spot. Not like Sua cared to hide her bluntness– at least she is honest.
OR - Till's attempts to impress his crush by crossdressing. He ends up attracting a freak instead.
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28 Aug 2025
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Has Ivan ever played chess? No. Does he even know what chess is? Also no.
Somehow, though, he performs so many mental gymnastics everyday that he might as well be constantly playing 4D chess against himself. As Sua would say, Ivan ‘thinks a lot for someone who acts like he’s never had a thought in his life.’
…Then Ivan falls in love with Till. The chess playing becomes ten times more violent.
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And so commences his master plan to make Till happy – a plan that happens to take 23+ years, a brief football career, taming a dragon using quantum physics, several war crimes, and very, very, very close brushes with death.
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13 Jul 2025