Phasmama
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Sometimes a friend of a friend tells you a story so crazy you decide you have to turn it into a fanfic.
So this is the actor x film festival volunteer fic that has driven me rabid ever since.
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“Can you tell us about when you first met Nandor?”
Guillermo pauses for a moment, eyes flicking between the flat black lens of the camera, and the eyes of the director, Ana. This week actually hasn’t felt quiet by any means to Guillermo, but apparently they had enough footage of him scrubbing blood out of ancient carpets, and were fishing around for something a bit more interesting.
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Guillermo's version of the story
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Delilah (by reallyrisky) by Phasmama, reallyrisky for rhymeandrisen
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Jan 2024
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This was created by reallyrisky and posted on her behalf by Phasmama (who, to be clear, gets no credit for this masterpiece) as a gift for rhymeandrisen.
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ABC, 123 (baby, you and me) by Phasmama for HeartlessMemo
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
08 Jul 2023
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“Well, if you checked your phone like a normal person, you would know.” Liliana clucks her tongue in disapproval. “Still in your pj’s so late in the afternoon? Dormilón!” Her hands empty of the bag, she turns to pick up what he hadn’t even noticed. Her baby in a big car seat carrier. He barely even remembered she had a kid. Maria? Marta, maybe?
“Isabella needs to stay with you for a little bit. Couple of days, maybe a week.”
“What? No, no. No. A baby can’t stay here! It’s not safe,” Guillermo caught himself, “cause of- you know, the construction.”
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When Guillermo is pressed into baby-sitting duty for a week, things go fine, then terribly, then amazing.
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to take two souls too blind to see by beansprean, Phasmama
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
12 May 2023
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Things become even worse when the screaming starts. He grips the arms of the chair he is tied to. Grips hard. He knows of nothing that can threaten this many powerful vampires all at once. And if they are all screaming and stampeding while free, what is he to think, bound hand and foot and blindfolded? He is weak as a babe.
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Bean said "s2e10 but the vampires were blindfolded when they were tied up on stage" and it just spiralled from there. Click through for fic AND art!