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Billa Baggins is your average, well respect gentelhobbit. she lives a perfectly normal and proper life, that is until a wizard she hasn't seen since her fauntling days and 13 darrow show up to her home and sweep her off to reclaim a lost home and face a dragon
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I created these portraits by accident—but they stayed with me. I hope you enjoy them, along with the poem that explores a quiet part of the silent bond between Severina and Eileen.
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- Part 6 of Severina Snape
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16 Jun 2025
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Consider the (Classroom) Lobster by inkncoffee
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
08 Sep 2024
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Percy's biology teacher tries to name the classroom's new pet lobster 'Poseidon'. Percy objects.
(“His name’s Jim.”
“I think we should all decide on his name, it is the classroom pet after all."
Jackson stared at him. “His name’s Jim.”)
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30 Apr 2025
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The Accountant’s Guide to Taking Down an Evil Vampire Lord (and maybe bagging Astarion while you are at it) by Cinnamontails
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
07 Nov 2024
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“Fine,” she said. “Do you know the statistically most common way for the authorities to take out organized crime?”
Well, if that was her idea of enticing conversation, it was no wonder she had all those evenings free to chase after scoundrels like him. Still, Astarion didn’t want to antagonize her further and ruin the game, so he pursed his lips and guessed, “A very large, well-placed cannon?”
“Tax fraud.”
She looked at him as if she expected some sort of reaction – maybe a dramatic gasp? A palm flung to his forehead in a theatrical rendition of How could I not think of this?
Everything he could muster was a blink. “Tax … fraud.”
She nodded, obviously excited about what Astarion was sure were two of the most boring words in the English language, combined.
"That's how we'll take down Cazador." -
the one with the arranged marriage by bustlingcrowds
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Oct 2022
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Harry Potter has little to no hope of ending Lord Voldemort. And according to the prophecy, she's the only one who can.
When an opportunity arises in which she can settle the matter that doesn't involve killing him or being killed—Harry seizes it.
A marriage bond is the only loophole they can think of that could get both of them out of the prophecy. It's binding magic is ancient and powerful. Powerful enough to override that little line that said 'either must die at the hand of the other'. Now, neither can harm the other.
Besides, it's not like she imagined there would ever be a happily ever after for her where she marries someone she loves and has a family. The costs of this war are too great and her guilty conscience won't let her sit around any longer.
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10 Dec 2022