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Pete's much too ordinary for this strange world. Takes place not long after 2.04 'Red'.
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Bookmarked by Pretentious_Procrastinator
31 Jul 2022
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Clark questions his importance to his parents. Lex is there for support.
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Bookmarked by Pretentious_Procrastinator
30 Jul 2022
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New Kent bio-baby stirs things up
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In this retelling of Metamorphosis, Clark works out his feelings for Lex.
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30 Jul 2022
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early series 1 ft. Clark's confused and horny response to Lex finding him as the scarecrow
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Lex discovers a new toy; Clark discovers a new kink.
Bookmarked by Pretentious_Procrastinator
27 Jul 2022
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Erotic taser use on a kryptonian
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It's a bustling charity gala, and Jason's having a rough night. Bruce might not be the best at knowing how to help Jason and his many, many emotions, but he's certainly willing to try.
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Bookmarked by Pretentious_Procrastinator
12 Jul 2022
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Save My Life and You're Responsible For Me (And That's Your Problem Now) by Killbothtwins
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)
25 Apr 2020
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Han and Chewbacca have a bond for the ages. But how did they meet? Depends on who you ask, and how funny Han and Chewie think the answer should be...
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25 Jun 2022
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The Legend Of Liob by Killbothtwins
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
28 Apr 2022
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The Republic sends a combat photographer to be attached to the 212th until further notice, citing the need for a morale boost. The clones make up a fake clone, citing the absolute fact that it is very funny.
Somehow, these two things save the galaxy.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Pretentious_Procrastinator
25 Jun 2022
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Catch a Falling Star by architeuthis
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Justice League (2017)
05 Aug 2019
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Bruce is in the middle of a stakeout when Clark returns from an offworld mission, full of ideas.
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Bookmarked by Pretentious_Procrastinator
02 Jun 2022
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Very hot, interesting flying sex
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The Talk by starkraving
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Superman - All Media Types, Man of Steel (2013)
24 Dec 2016
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Bookmarked by Pretentious_Procrastinator
29 May 2022
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Truth, Justice and … Mundanity: Lois & Clark ficlets set in the Man of Steel Universe by koalathebear
Fandoms: Man of Steel (2013), Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League (2017)
20 Nov 2017
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I liked the idea of exploring mundane/ordinary snippets of Clark and Lois' life together given that Batman v Superman starts 18 months after the end of Man of Steel and Lois and Clark are clearly in an established relationship.
Plotless, these are a bunch of random and unconnected snippets of mundaneness, written as they occur to me or in response to prompts. They are not in order and are not connected except that they occur at some during in the period between Man of Steel and Batman v Superman. Although written out of order, when I write each one, I'll try to put it in the right spot so you might have to hunt and peck to find the new chapters...
My own head canon. I didn't want to spam ao3 so am putting them all together in here. Ratings will vary depending on the chapter. If you have a prompt, send it through and I'll see what I can do.
I always like hearing from people so let me know what you like and what you don't like! :) Updated after watching Justice League. I'll mark the ficlets written post-Justice League clearly.
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28 May 2022
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Saudade by liodain
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Man of Steel (2013), DC Extended Universe
12 Jul 2017
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It's midsummer, 2006. In the wake of his son's death, Bruce Wayne tries to outrun his grief on a cross-country road trip. When his car breaks down on a dusty road in the heart of Kansas, a friendly stranger stops to lend a hand.
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Bookmarked by Pretentious_Procrastinator
21 May 2022
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The Only Son of Themyscira by mitzvahmelting
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Wonder Woman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
14 May 2018
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After his resurrection, they send Clark to train under the Amazons.
“But we must not follow those who advise us, being men, to think of human things, and, being mortal, of mortal things, but must, so far as we can, make ourselves immortal, and strain every nerve to live in accordance with the best thing in us; for even if it be small in bulk, much more does it in power and worth surpass everything.”
-Aristotle, Book X of the Nicomachean Ethics, translated by W. D. Ross- Language:
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Bookmarked by Pretentious_Procrastinator
21 May 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
Some really interesting concepts about godhood and power and Diana and Clark being more than human. Also Clark gets to chill with a load of Amazons
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The Startling Secret Identity of The Batman by Nokomis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
06 Mar 2021
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Good evening, super-sleuths! Boy, do we have a treat for you today. We’re delving into one of the biggest unsolved mysteries of the modern era. The million-dollar question. The billion-dollar question, if one of these theories holds water.
That’s right. We’re gonna risk life, limb and sanity by asking the question… who is The Batman?
[In-universe Buzzfeed Unsolved accidentally stumbles on Batman’s secret identity. The Batfam reacts.]
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18 May 2022
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In the aftermath of the Blackwood case, Mary determines that if she wants to have a successful marriage, she must find a way to integrate Holmes into her relationship with John. It's a decision that will have a number of unforeseen consequences, as she becomes far closer with the famous detective than she ever could have imagined.
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17 May 2022
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I used to be too deep inside my head
Now I'm too far out of my skinFarah comes back to life in more ways than one.
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30 Apr 2022
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Story starts AU and then follows the real relationship between Jack and James throughout the first three Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Mostly follows cannon, but will have AU elements and is completely AU after At World's End (I am ignoring the last two films).
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19 Apr 2022
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England and Spain are at war, and Norrington needs a quick solution to the Jack Sparrow problem. Meanwhile, Jack discovers that the Caribbean he once knew is gone. The deal they make could solve both their troubles, or it might be the worst mistake of their lives. AU after first film.
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19 Apr 2022
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Lately I've Been Counting Stars (And I'm sorry that I broke your heart) by irrationalgame
Fandoms: Downton Abbey
11 Nov 2021
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Thomas leaves Downton to be the butler at Stiles Court. But the house is empty and silent, and Thomas is lonely, so he endeavours to hire himself a friend and colleague…
Canon divergence from 6.09
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17 Apr 2022
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Brancaster Castle, 1928. Someone sees a ghost. Someone is a ghost. Someone lays a ghost.
COMMENTS CONTAIN SPOILERS!!!
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Bookmarked by Pretentious_Procrastinator
07 Apr 2022