11 Works by Pseudorandom_Number
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Megatron and Optimus bang each other. For peace. That’s totally the only reason.
Set post-war in the TFOne universe.
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Minimus is trapped off-ship with Megatron and nowhere to void. Megatron doesn’t really see the problem, but he does his best to help anyway. Meanwhile, Rodimus suffers, but in like, a sexy way.
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“So I should just, what,” Minimus bristled. “Void on the floor?” He ignored the way his waste outlet tried to twitch open at the thought.
“Yes,” said Megatron, sounding mildly perplexed. “It would not cause any significant issue, and would alleviate your physical discomfort.”
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Close Pickup by Pseudorandom_Number
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
14 Jul 2023
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“Oh, Starscream,” Soundwave let Megatron’s voice play again, condescending and amused. “Really?”
Soundwave borrows the Decepticon leader’s voice to chastise Starscream. Starscream really wishes he didn’t find that sexy.
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Catching Breaths by Pseudorandom_Number
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Jul 2022
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The thing is, Meng Yao knows perfectly well what Sect Leader Lan wants. He had foolishly hoped that the man was too kind to ask for it.
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This is completely written for the let Meng Yao have sex issues but also enjoyable sex agenda
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so this is love by Pseudorandom_Number for Hyraeth (Qualyn)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Dec 2021
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Nie Mingjue gets married to the loves of his life.
3zun winter exchange gift for Hyraeth!
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no more yielding but a dream by Pseudorandom_Number
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Sep 2021
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Jin Guangyao finds his way into Nie Mingjue’s dreams. He’s in for a surprise when he learns he’s already there.
Wen!Meng Yao/Nie Mingjue smut <3
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acting like you're somebody else (gets me frustrated!) by Pseudorandom_Number
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
06 Jun 2021
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Jin Guangyao takes a steady breath. Almost all of the conference agenda has been addressed. Everything is still going smoothly, under his watchful eyes. He just needs to make it through this conference. Eventually, all of this will be worth it.
It would be much easier to believe if he didn’t have to pee so badly that his clothing feels tight over his stomach. He plasters a smile over his grimace. He was perfectly fine with this exact amount of liquid in him for the last half of the conference. He demonstrably has enough room for it. So he will bear the press of his bladder as long as he needs.
jin guangyao piss desperation followed by tender fraught nieyao sex. bon appetit
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our love is automatic! by Pseudorandom_Number
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Mar 2021
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Mingjue rolls out of Meng Yao’s bed, almost knocking his PADD to the floor. He makes a face at it, before looking back up.
“We’d better get back to Xichen,” he says; “don’t wanna be bad hosts.”
Vulcan Lan Xichen visits human Nie Mingjue and half-Vulcan Meng Yao on their starship. He unintentionally reveals some of his feelings, and Nie Mingjue and Meng Yao make a move.
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wax // wane by Pseudorandom_Number
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Jan 2021
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A recently reassembled Nie Mingjue starts to regain his consciousness. At least he isn’t claustrophobic.
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good top, bad top by Pseudorandom_Number
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Dec 2020
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“Good morning, A-Yao,” Lan Xichen murmurs into the space between them, over Nie Mingjue.
“Good morning,” Meng Yao responds, voice soft and low. “I’m surprised I’m up before Mingjue.”
“I think we tired him out,” Lan Xichen jokes. “Not completely, though,” he chuckles, nodding and gesturing with his knitting project.
Meng Yao snickers as he sits up to do his stretches. Morning light has started to peek through the slats of the windows, highlighting Nie Mingjue’s incredibly visible morning wood.
“Nice,” says Meng Yao.
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i want you (do you want me? do you want me too?) by Pseudorandom_Number
Fandoms: Castlevania (Cartoon)
28 Oct 2019
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Alucard should be able to deal with this sort of hunger easily. Hell, he has before. It‘s just - well.
Sypha shifts and he’s hit with another wave of scent from between her thighs, rich and red.
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Alucard gets snowed in with his best friends.
