11 Works by Pseudorandom_Number

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    Megatron and Optimus bang each other. For peace. That’s totally the only reason.

    Set post-war in the TFOne universe.

    Language:
    English
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    1,601
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    128
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    9
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    2,142
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    Minimus is trapped off-ship with Megatron and nowhere to void. Megatron doesn’t really see the problem, but he does his best to help anyway. Meanwhile, Rodimus suffers, but in like, a sexy way.

    “So I should just, what,” Minimus bristled. “Void on the floor?” He ignored the way his waste outlet tried to twitch open at the thought.

    “Yes,” said Megatron, sounding mildly perplexed. “It would not cause any significant issue, and would alleviate your physical discomfort.”

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    192
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    23
    Hits:
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    “Oh, Starscream,” Soundwave let Megatron’s voice play again, condescending and amused. “Really?”

     

    Soundwave borrows the Decepticon leader’s voice to chastise Starscream. Starscream really wishes he didn’t find that sexy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,552
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    250
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2,305
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    The thing is, Meng Yao knows perfectly well what Sect Leader Lan wants. He had foolishly hoped that the man was too kind to ask for it.

     

    This is completely written for the let Meng Yao have sex issues but also enjoyable sex agenda

    Language:
    English
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    4,156
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    258
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    1,920
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    Nie Mingjue gets married to the loves of his life.

    3zun winter exchange gift for Hyraeth!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,233
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,360
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    Jin Guangyao finds his way into Nie Mingjue’s dreams. He’s in for a surprise when he learns he’s already there.

    Wen!Meng Yao/Nie Mingjue smut <3

    Language:
    English
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    2,629
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    243
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    24
    Hits:
    1,707
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    Jin Guangyao takes a steady breath. Almost all of the conference agenda has been addressed. Everything is still going smoothly, under his watchful eyes. He just needs to make it through this conference. Eventually, all of this will be worth it.

    It would be much easier to believe if he didn’t have to pee so badly that his clothing feels tight over his stomach. He plasters a smile over his grimace. He was perfectly fine with this exact amount of liquid in him for the last half of the conference. He demonstrably has enough room for it. So he will bear the press of his bladder as long as he needs.

    jin guangyao piss desperation followed by tender fraught nieyao sex. bon appetit

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    210
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    2,494
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    Mingjue rolls out of Meng Yao’s bed, almost knocking his PADD to the floor. He makes a face at it, before looking back up.
     

    “We’d better get back to Xichen,” he says; “don’t wanna be bad hosts.”

     

    Vulcan Lan Xichen visits human Nie Mingjue and half-Vulcan Meng Yao on their starship. He unintentionally reveals some of his feelings, and Nie Mingjue and Meng Yao make a move.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,576
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    712
  9. Tags
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    A recently reassembled Nie Mingjue starts to regain his consciousness. At least he isn’t claustrophobic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    660
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    381
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    “Good morning, A-Yao,” Lan Xichen murmurs into the space between them, over Nie Mingjue.

    “Good morning,” Meng Yao responds, voice soft and low. “I’m surprised I’m up before Mingjue.”

    “I think we tired him out,” Lan Xichen jokes. “Not completely, though,” he chuckles, nodding and gesturing with his knitting project.

    Meng Yao snickers as he sits up to do his stretches. Morning light has started to peek through the slats of the windows, highlighting Nie Mingjue’s incredibly visible morning wood.

    “Nice,” says Meng Yao.

    Language:
    English
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    3,263
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    153
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,598
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    Alucard should be able to deal with this sort of hunger easily. Hell, he has before. It‘s just - well.

    Sypha shifts and he’s hit with another wave of scent from between her thighs, rich and red.

    Alucard gets snowed in with his best friends.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,410
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    760
    Bookmarks:
    102
    Hits:
    6,595

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