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Technoblade was yanked out of his thoughts by thousands of warning screeches ringing through his head, disrupting the usual hum. He winced and looked up, realizing he had been about to enter a small clearing.
A ring of yellow flowers grew innocently in the center. Technoblade tensed, gripping the hilt of his sword upon seeing the creature standing within the circle.
A high fae.
Finally, he had found what he came here for.
Or: Technoblade is a 500 year old human cursed to live in eternal torment by a fae. To fix this problem, he seeks out the Queen of the Seelie court.
He might just find something more valuable along the way.
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Chance Encounters (are what keep us going) by Viokaea
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
31 Jul 2023
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Techno slammed his fists against the transparent wall of his prison, trying his best to break it down. His captors backed up, whistling anxiously to each other.
He gave the barrier another loud crack, delightedly watching as they scrambled away in abject terror.
Nodding in satisfaction, he turned around to meet the eyes of two other prisoners that had been thrown into his cell.
He froze.
Right.
There were now aliens in his cell.
And he probably just scared the hell out of them.
Or: Humans are a dangerous race feared by all on an intergalactic scale. Techno, a human ex-soldier that was abducted by aliens 18 months ago, is biding his time in captivity.
This changes when two young aliens are sent into his cell to die.
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“Oh, I’m sorry, sorry, mate-” Phil reaches his hands out, Techno kicking his legs out, trying to scoot away.
“No, no-” Techno chokes out, heart slamming into his ribs. He’s going to die, he’s going to die here, he should’ve known, Phil was never human, he was never human at all-
“I should’ve told you earlier.” Phil smiles, kneeling down to Techno’s level. He’s not reaching out anymore, but he’s not leaving either. “Sorry again for the scare. That was a bit much, huh?”
Techno blinks. “What?”
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Phil is not quite human, but he’s still very much a dad, with two children he loves very much.
Techno gets adopted into the family.
He was not informed of this.
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Wilbur was exhausted. It was raining and his throat hurt and with every step, Tommy was getting heavier in his arms. But he’d already made the kid walk so far today and in all honesty, Wilbur would rather deal with sore arms than a six year old’s tears of exhaustion.
Finally, Wilbur stumbled onto the street they tentatively— and illegally— called home. It was lined with identical townhouses, one of which was currently empty. They’d been squatting in it for nearly a month now. It wasn’t the safest place they’d ever slept, but when it came to insulating them from the winter chill, Wilbur would give it five stars on any hotel website.
Unfortunately, the window he climbed through was not the one they'd been using these past few weeks. This window belonged to the most terrifying man Wilbur had ever laid eyes on.
Or, while on the run, Wilbur and Tommy accidentally break into the wrong house. Technoblade finds them asleep in his living room. Family ensues.
Eventually.
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“Technoblade, let me kill you!”
“No?”
“I will. Wilbur thinks he’s going to do it, but really I am.”
“That’s nice Tommy.”
“You don’t believe me?” Tommy glared as Wilbur snickered.
“Honestly?” He glanced up the table. “My money’s on Phil. That or old age.”
Phil cocked his head and smiled, eyes turning to slits. Wilbur could almost pass for human since his dark hair hid his facial feathers, and Tommy looked disconcertingly cherubic with his grey downy wings, but the Crowfather was altogether Other.
Tommy grabbed for Techno’s hand, and Techno stepped around to his other side, taking the hand that wasn’t fitted with a razor taped to the palm. Wilbur laughed again.
That’s when the sirens went off.
//Villain family Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy decide that Normal College Student Technoblade is both a part of the family and a really good target for murder attempts. The worst any of them have to worry about is the odd knife or disinterested victim. But there's a Nightmare on its way.
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Definition: a thought experiment that asks whether an entity that has had all of its original components replaced remains the same entity.
Or: After being turned into a golden dagger, Tommy is unwillingly brought into the hoard of a stranger. He mistakenly believes that being changed back will solve this problem.
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Techno walked up the path and sat on the steps. All the lights were off. He didn't knock or ring the bell. He pulled his phone out and called Wilbur.
"Tech?" Wilbur answered after the third ring, sounding tired.
"Hi Wil." Techno said. "Can you let me in?"
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or Techno can't stop going over to his best friend's house, even when he knew they'd get sick of him too.
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30 Aug 2022
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Some families are are bonded by blood, others find each other through hard times, but some families are brought together by thin walls and pigeons with broken wings
Or: Wilbur doesn't know much about his new neighbour, beyond that he has pink hair, likes to read and apparently knows something about being a pigeon medic
Oh, and that he often wakes Wilbur up with nightmarish screams
Trigger/Content Warning: PTSD, panic attacks, nightmares, mentions of alcohol (not a lot, Wilbur gets tipsy) - lmk if I missed any!
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“Perfect. Absolutely perfect.” Phil takes a scone, nodding. “Have you taken out any life insurance lately?”
Techno only laughs. Phil laughs too. They laugh for approximately fifteen seconds. It’s weird.\\
or: techno takes on a sketchy babysitting gig to make some money. he’s not entirely sure they’re not trying to murder him.
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- Part 1 of Technoblade's Entirely Average Life
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I need you now (but I don't know you yet) by BialyLis for alwerakoo
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
18 Mar 2022
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"What's his name?" Wilbur asked because of course he asked, because he was himself, absolutely unable to sense that very serious negotiations were taking place right next to him. Techno was eager to kick him for it.
Phil, on the other hand, smiled broadly.
"Tommy," he said, and oh, Techno didn't like that tone a lot, that note of affection, as if by some miracle he had already attached himself to the baby before he saw it in front of his eyes. It couldn't be worse. "He's six."
Ah. So it was worse.
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Techno never wanted another brother.
And he's about to make it everyone's problem.Series
- Part 2 of I'm ready now
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It is incredibly lonely, being the only individual for gods know how many miles. Possibly for eternity, for forever, for an endless expanse. The idea of this land being endless is almost more frightening than the idea of being entirely and utterly alone. Almost--not quite.
Techno has forgotten what it’s like to properly speak to people, truth be told. There is only so much conversation one can have with the trees.
He chops his wood, hunts his deer, and the earth continues turning.
(or: a self-indulgent, collaborative horror au set in a cabin in the woods.)
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- Part 1 of Cat's Cradle
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tell me where it hurts by melikebeez (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
28 Aug 2021
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Techno bolted down the tight hallway, the rest of the crew clamoring afterward as they all scrambled to see what made such a ruckus. He slid to a stop just outside the door to the cargo hold where Phil stood rigid still and unsheathed his cutlass when---
Ranboo was pinned against a pile of disturbed barrels, holding his shaking hands up palacingly as he tried and failed to get away from a dark figure who held him at knifepoint. The stowaway’s head turned abruptly and dull, blue eyes hidden by sopping, wet hair immediately blew wide with shock. Whatever color that was left on the figure's thin face drained immediately.
Techno couldn’t believe his eyes, “Tommy?”---
Tommy---with no where else to go---accidentally sneaks aboard the one ship he pledged never to set foot on again. Only when shit hits the fan is he forced to come to terms with his troubled past in the form of a certain pink-haired captain and his beloved crew; and the boy slowly finds that maybe his life might not be as cursed as he originally thought.
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Bookmarked by PuppetKnowsNothin
08 Feb 2022
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Short ‘n Sweet. Techno and Tommy as pirates fits so perfectly.
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Sam has been dealt with, Michael is safe, and even if just for a moment, Tubbo can breathe.
Yet, after all this, nothing really feels better, and there is no answer whether he will ever feel better.
Technoblade offers what comfort he can, in his own, unique Techno way.
(Or: a scene following the "Saving Michael" lore, along with a personal twist)
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Bookmarked by PuppetKnowsNothin
31 Jan 2022
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“Your brother,” she says, making him focus for a moment. “It would be best if you picked him up as soon as possible, but if necessary, someone can stay with him until morning-”
“Sorry,” Wilbur cuts her off. “But I don't have a brother.”
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Wilbur's mother dies and that's just the start.- Language:
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Bookmarked by PuppetKnowsNothin
24 Dec 2021