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Money is tight, so Robert does what he knows best - scrounging. Sometimes, scrounging involves sending pictures of your dick to a sugar daddy on a weird app so you can pay rent and buy a mattress. Sometimes, it involves finding out your sugar daddy is your coworker and you’re in love with him.
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Bookmarked by Rainbow_ravine
04 Dec 2025
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“Hey, Robbie?”
“Hm? Oh, what’s up, Sonar?”
Shit. What is up? The sky?? (He looks up as he walks, just to check.) He hasn’t planned this far. He turns to Malevola for help, but she unfortunately seems just as confused as him.
“Preferably today, Sonar.”
“Fffuck. Um. H-hey Robbie—”
“You said that already—”
“Are you free tonight?”
(Or, after Robert fires Coupé over Sonar, the latter invites him out for a drink. Feelings are caught and shenanigans ensue. The Secret Third Route commences.)
Bookmarked by Rainbow_ravine
27 Nov 2025
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The thing was, Robert never shot him down. Sure, he was their boss, it made sense that he’d be at least professionally polite to them—but this was not a normal working environment. He was in charge of a team of partially-reformed supervillains. The dispatchers weren’t supposed to be nice to them! They weren’t supposed to… to tell them they did a good job, or give them pep talks, or… talk to them like a person, when everyone else treated them like an asset at best and a dubiously-defused bomb at worst.
~OR~
Sonar asks Robert out.
Bookmarked by Rainbow_ravine
25 Nov 2025
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The Pheonix program, for all it's intentions, was not taken seriously by the Z-Team, least of all by Sonar. But, once it's becomes clear their newest dispatcher is more than ready to push back against them, the bat hybrid comes to realise that chances are running out. And maybe, if this Robert can make a bunch of villains get it together, he might be able to help with the rest of his problems.
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21 Nov 2025
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The definition of "Disordinate" is lacking order, disorderly, or chaotic. It is an archaic adjective that also means immoderate or excessive, and in a moral sense, it once meant violating or opposing a moral or legal order.
Say there's a mirror; say the mirror breaks. It could break two ways, according to the line of breaking theory, that the way we break into something is defined by whether we're better or worse for the base action. Two timelines sprout from a fire started. Into the light, glorious divine that the sun is, or... in this case, it breaks into the horrid dark. The reason? What if, by some named misfortune, Shroud was the one to reach a child Robert after the murder of his father? Rather than wish upon the stars, Robert is taught something else entirely. To become one.
Villain Robert AU with some twists.
(Note: Updates will not be consistent, but will happen. Unless explicitly stated, I never stop an unfinished work without a word)
(Note 2x: Tags will be adjusted as need be...)Series
- Part 1 of Mirrors
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19 Nov 2025
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It's the universe's way of repaying back the times when Mechaman had beat impossible odds in his fights. Robert just wished it was anything but this.
Or; Robert the dispatcher is too charming and easily snatchable by villains, much to Z-Team's exasperation.
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- Part 2 of Sorta-Related Dispatch Fics
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Bookmarked by Rainbow_ravine
17 Nov 2025
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Static and Lip Gloss by orphan_account
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) RPF, Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
16 Nov 2025
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Velvette stared. Then:
“…You are so weird. I love it.”She straightened, clapped her hands once, decision made.
“Okay, since you're stuck here and I’m awake and bored and dehydrated? We’re hanging out.”
Alastor perked.
“Hanging… out?”Bookmarked by Rainbow_ravine
17 Nov 2025
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A reaction fic for dispatch. The team and others watch and react to the game, and more specifically, Robert!
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- 3/?
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Bookmarked by Rainbow_ravine
17 Nov 2025
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"When a hero returns to SDN, they'll need some R&R: Rest and Relaxation" - Phenomaman.
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- Part 1 of Acronym
Bookmarked by Rainbow_ravine
16 Nov 2025
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Malevola has him pinned against her side, hanging onto him like she’s afraid he’s going to get swallowed by the drunken crowd. Sonar is on her other side, ears glowing faintly with the strobe lights as he knocks into her repeatedly.
Visi swings by, wipes the corner of his mouth, then disappears. Hot hands find his head a second- seconds? minutes? later. The flash of orange and black coming closer has him swaying dangerously to catch whatever Flambae starts to mutter against his ear. Something about shitty music?
Coop saunters past with a glint of metal, prying the empty tumbler from his hand. Punch Up appears with a full one to replace it. It makes his face flush when he takes a swig.
“Yo! Anyone seen Golem?” Prism pushes through. She’s got Waterboy by the wrist; She might be about to use him to purposely slip people and get them out of her way. Phenomaman is floating after them.
Visi comes back again, this time with Blazer holding on for dear life. They’re hugging like it’s the end of the world instead of just being drunk in a shitty bar. Blazer smiles, dimples showing. His vision swims.
The whiskey burns. So does the ache in his chest.
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Sometimes a drink feels like family.
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- Part 1 of stuck to the bottom of my glass
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Bookmarked by Rainbow_ravine
15 Nov 2025
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A collection of multi-chapters and oneshots for my Z-team polycule au.
you can read more about in on my tumblr- mossy-rossy
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Bookmarked by Rainbow_ravine
15 Nov 2025
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Robert has one good day and immediately gets kidnapped because the universe hates him. His rescue squad? The Z-team—aka a shy water boy, a confused alien, and eight ex-villains who think “stealth operation” means “blow up the building.”
Robert instantly regrets ever telling them “good job.”
Bookmarked by Rainbow_ravine
14 Nov 2025
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Is it still a love hangover when you’re drunk on alcohol because he’d never love you?
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Bookmarked by Rainbow_ravine
14 Nov 2025
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I Can Fix Him (Possibly... Maybe... Not Really.) by St4rfruit_Supern0va
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
05 Dec 2025
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“You are gathered here because we’re being asked to take in another villain and allow him to join the Z-Team… Effective immediately,” Blazer explained, all of the villains suddenly sitting up at attention.
“Wait- You wanna bring in another bitch?” Prism asked, Blazer sighing a bit.
“We don’t have a choice-”
“Yes you do! To fight and tell them we can’t fit anyone else here!”
“Guys- I know there is a cause for alarm and- A lot of opinions. However, this time around we don’t have a choice. I can’t just turn them away. He… He doesn’t have anywhere to go,” Blazer said, Invisigal raising a brow as she sat up in her chair. She pulled out a single earbud, her music still blasting in her left ear as she spoke.
“And what will they do if we don’t? Can’t we just send him to another team?” She asked.
“If we refuse to put him on the team? I was told they were going to- They were going to get rid of him. Permanently,”
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Aka: An alternate universe where, instead of becoming Mechaman, Robert became a villain on the Z-Team
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- 10/?
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Bookmarked by Rainbow_ravine
13 Nov 2025
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A bar fight? Easy. Rehabilitating ex-villains? A Tuesday. But a cold, a concussion and a nap on a sidewalk? With bruised ribs and absolutely zero will to live? That might just be what finally kills Robert.
TL;DR: Z-Team takes care of sick Robert (they're pretty shit at this)
Sickfic and first fanfic here :D (update: thank u so much for liking this story - I'm literally so blessed)
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Bookmarked by Rainbow_ravine
12 Nov 2025
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Robert Robertson had grown used to the Z-team's constant HR violations, and what they discussed during work hours. So a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill about fellow superheroes during break time isn't too out of the ordinary.
What he isn't used to is what they have to say about Mecha Man.
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- Part 1 of HR Stands for Harem of Robert
Bookmarked by Rainbow_ravine
12 Nov 2025
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Unsolicited trip down memory lane by Hydre for Stepmicrowave
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
30 Nov 2025
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Kids are the joy of life, cousin Mikoto once said, presenting him with the ugliest, wrinkliest, most eyesoreful infant possible. Itachi opened his eyes then, and, almost as if he could read Obito’s thoughts and decipher the grimace of disgust on his face, started crying and screeching like a captured bijou - Obito would know, he heard that sound many times by now.
So that was a fucking lie.
He forces himself not to comment on the armoury that the kid’s bed had become - he can allow Sasuke to keep some paranoia, as a treat - and instead tugs at the covers.
Three more shuriken and a kunai fall to the floor.
“I’m happy right here. Can you teach me katon?” Sasuke tells him, as if Obito isn't going through every thing he knows about anger management in his head right now.
“Kid, seriously,” Obito rubs at his temples, “take it from me, only having training as your hobby will lead to a burnout,” or, to becoming a terrorist that gets thrown into the past against his will.
Or; after the fight with Kaguya, instead of dying, Obito finds himself in the Uchiha compound week post the massacre.
He ends up taking care of Sasuke.Or; Obito repents by becoming a parental figure.
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- Part 2 of Naruto extravaganza
Bookmarked by Rainbow_ravine
11 Nov 2025
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Be Gay, Do Crime - The Z-Team Official Group Chat by FandomLore
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game), Original Work
24 Nov 2025
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"Wait, you mean those fuckers didn't drag your ass into their own online hell yet?" Chase chuckled, finally snapping Robert awake as he chugged his coffee.
"Online what?" He deadpanned, watching as Chase grabbed his phone, typing in the ID for one of the SDN Messager's private channels.
"The group chat, dumbass." The older man remarked, tossing the cellphone back to the former-superhero, the group chat name clear as day at the top: "Be Gay, Do Crime".
"... Lovely." Robert grumbled.
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From the creator of the Hi-Fi RUSH Chat Fic, we got a Dispatch Chat Fic! Chaos, gays, and basically whatever idea I decide to toss in here. Comments are also taken into suggestion when writing, so please comment your feedback!
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- Part 1 of Dispatch Shenanigans
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- English
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- 14/?
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Bookmarked by Rainbow_ravine
11 Nov 2025
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Robert is Sort of a Mystery (Dispatch) by confidential_artist
Fandom: Dispatch (Video Game)
28 Nov 2025
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Bookmarked by Rainbow_ravine
11 Nov 2025
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Dispatch fics bc i need more content
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Bookmarked by Rainbow_ravine
11 Nov 2025