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I Dont Wanna Be This Protagonist by Beware_ofPeoplewithSurnameQin
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
04 Jun 2026
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Dazai Osamu is an old veteran of the Transmigration Bureau. Once he finishes one last book, he’ll be able to make a lump-sum withdrawal of the pension he’s accumulated across various books and live a happily retired life.
There’s good news once he enters the book — He’s the protagonist.
Bad news? — He’s the protagonist of an angsty, dog blood novel.
Before him lay five highly toxic relationship plotlines with the same shou but different gongs.
Scum Gong 1: Master-servant contract with physical and mental abuse aplenty
Scum Gong 2: Carving out one of your kidneys for the white moonlight
Scum Gong 3: Brainwashing/reconditioning shame play
Scum Gong 4: You’re nice but unfortunately not clean enough
Scum Gong 5: Save him and I can marry you
Dazai: He’s eager to retire already, hurry up ba
#A lighthearted comedy, not angsty at all (lie)
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