15 Works by SarcasticMudkip
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Paraphrase by SarcasticMudkip
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity (Video Game)
11 May 2021
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"You've been given a gift, you understand? You have the luxury of being unburdened by the pains and memories of 100 years ago, while the rest of us have been stuck wallowing in what we once knew for over a century. Things that we can never again attain." Revali glared into Link. "It'd be an insult to the rest of us to throw away such a gift."
"Well..." Link looked out into the stars. "There are things I need to learn. I can't escape scars. So I'd at least like to know how I got them."
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In which people have the first words their soulmate says when they realize they're truly in love on their bodies. Revali sucks at communication, Link is an feral idiot, and Zelda and Mipha are disaster lesbians and bisexuals, respectively. Also found family content because I said so. -
Melting Ice and Warmth and Words by SarcasticMudkip for zzariyo
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
07 Dec 2020
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Teba has a way with words. It's not a *good* way, but it's a way alright.
In which fighting an icy, magical monster and nearly dying would be the easiest thing this Rito warrior encounters this month.
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Lurking Legends by SarcasticMudkip
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
02 Oct 2020
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A not-yet Champion Urbosa sets out to finish what she started...a beast roams the depths of the desert night. While our Gerudo Chief has fought these wretches before, an odd detail sticks out in the aftermath...
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Gerudo Town Has No Men by SarcasticMudkip
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
28 Sep 2020
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In which the hero saves Hyrule, and joins the Gerudo Guard. Questions may be asked...but I assure you, Link has a logical answer to everything...
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Hiraeth (Have you seen the sun lately?) by SarcasticMudkip
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
24 Sep 2020
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Revali being an angsty, regretful birb atop Vah Medoh
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Cafune - Open your eyes and look at her smile by SarcasticMudkip
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
24 Sep 2020
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Link gets his first real look at Zelda's new hairstyle
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The Master Sword Has Many Uses... by SarcasticMudkip
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
24 Sep 2020
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An ask on tumblr concerning the *unconvential* uses of the Master Sword in Botw gives way to my interpretation for how Link uses his trusty, sacred blade... (SPOILER ALERT: He's a himbo)
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Warming up by SarcasticMudkip
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
24 Sep 2020
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Super short and simple first date idea for Revalink. No better cook in Hyrule than Link!
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Where Time Takes Us by SarcasticMudkip
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
12 Aug 2020
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“You see, according to my interpretations,” the fortune teller clasped her hands together, tightly, "Everyone in this room will die.”
"...So, what do I do, if it all comes to nothing?
What am I supposed to do with myself, if I fail?”
The boy next to her tilted his head, looked her in the eyes, and said all the words he could.
"Live."
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The story of Hyrule's greatest adventure, from the eyes of several heroes. A tale that spans lifetimes, full of laughter and sorrow alike. One can only hope that by the end of it, you'll understand that time and fate, memories and destinies, they are all very peculiar things. -
At Bay by SarcasticMudkip
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
03 May 2020
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A journey to crafting the sacred ceremonial armour requires three things. The silver scale to represent a Zora Princess' affections, the dragon scales to represent the protection from the spirits above, and the resolve to go through anything for love.
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Oblivious Actions by SarcasticMudkip
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
13 Apr 2020
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[Name] has worked at Rito stable all their life, and one faithful day in their childhood earns them the title of the Rito Champions close friend. How close you ask? Welllll... let's see
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The Storm by SarcasticMudkip
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
13 Apr 2020
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A recurring battle atop Ploymous Mountain, Link faces a dreaded beast once more. However, this blood moon, there is a new factor to consider...
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The Pride of the Rito by SarcasticMudkip
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
13 Apr 2020
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Revali has been training diligently in order to earn his spot amoung the Champions. Working on his new special technique, he finds a surprise visitor...
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Warmth by SarcasticMudkip
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
13 Apr 2020
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[Name] has a nightmare, and Revali attempts to comfort them
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An Enjoyable Relationship by SarcasticMudkip
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
13 Apr 2020
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Your time and a Sheikah Technology research has caused you to but heads with the Rito Champion in the past, but after a certain conflict involving missing quills, a new opportunity comes for the both of you. Well, it's not like you have much of a choice.