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    Harry Potter had a plan...it wasn't a very good plan, but at least it was simple.

    Step 1: Don't die from the insanely difficult ritual
    Step 2: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible before getting killed and/or arrested

    As it goes, it was really simple...until it became clear he wasn't traveling back in time alone. Now the whole plan has to change.

    Step 1: Don't die from the ritual
    Step 2: Kill off current Dark Lord
    Step 3: Establish following to become new Dark Lord
    Step 4: Overthrow Ministry
    Step 5: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible
    Step 6: Keep boyfriend alive and not mad at him

    It was a work in progress, but plans hadn't worked out well for Harry in the past regardless. Oh well, it's not like he could make things worse...

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    17 Feb 2026

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    By the end of the week, Danny wasn’t sure what kind of asylum he’d crawled into.

    The butler tried to feed him. (He didn’t eat human food anymore. The man looked so sad when Danny refused the soup that Danny almost felt guilty.)

    Someone strung up crosses in the attic. (Danny ignored them. But when they brought up putting in Christmas lights? He hissed on instinct and nearly melted through the floorboards.)

    The angry sword kid tried to evict him again. Danny iced him into a snowdrift in the corner. (Not his fault if he kept coming back.)

    The insomniac came back with a stethoscope, for some reason. He pressed it against the casket lid and muttered about “no heartbeat.” Danny gave one loud, dramatic snore in response.

    All Danny wanted was one thing. Just one.

    Sleep.

    Was that so hard?

    Apparently, in this house, yes.

    Or,

    Danny just wanted a nap, but instead he got a nosy family and a stuffed bat named Steve.

    [Inspired by a tumbr post.]

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    14 Oct 2025

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    Gotham was where sanity went to die.

    Still, when Jordan clicked on the morning news and saw the headline “17-Year-Old Enters Gotham Mayoral Race”, he spat his coffee so hard it hit his cat.

    “What the hell—” he gasped, choking.

    The article didn’t help. In fact, it made things worse.

    > “Daniel Fenton, a seventeen-year-old reportedly from Amity Park, Illinois, has officially entered the Gotham mayoral race. When asked for comment, he replied: ‘I’m as surprised as you are, dude.’”

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    Lady Gotham bribed Danny to make him join the elections.

    [Inspired by a tumbr post.]

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    13 Oct 2025

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    During the zanpakuto rebellion, some shinigami report seeing a strange wolfish sword spirit amongst the rebels. At first, its appearance is dismissed as belonging to a lower ranked shinigami...until it accidentally knocks Kenpachi Zaraki through a wall and survives the backlash with no ill effects.

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    25 Apr 2025

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    A dome of green surrounded him and the boy, thrumming with magic the likes of which he had only seen once, in a tome thrice forbidden.

    “Oh,” said Loki, almost purring. “You are interesting. What are you?”

    Based on ideas from thatgirl_youknowtheone.

    Has a TV Tropes page! https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/LifesGreatLie

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    08 Mar 2025