Scorpion_Boi
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- Gravity Falls (1)
- Undertale (Video Game) (1)
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What if you fell into the underground, but had epilepsy?
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Tad Strange learns that some dream demon has entered his husband's mind. Tad doesn't like that one bit. He, the twins, and Soos enter Stan's mind to confront this demon. Reunions occur and everyone has questions.
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What would have happened? What would have happened if Betelgeuse had failed in marrying Lydia? What would have happened if he hadn't ruined her life? Lydia wondered that often, wishing it could have been different nearly eight years ago. Instead, she had to live with the knowledge she royally fucked up, was married to a poltergeist, and would never again get the chance to be normal. She hates everything, everyone, and would rather her life just... stopped. Unfortunately (or rather, fortunately), Lydia has someone who won't let that happen. The Ghost with the Most would never let a toy break on his watch.
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25 Oct 2025
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It happens like this, in a single fateful moment. A pilot sneezes, and the bombs, when they fall, are off-target. [AU].
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13 Oct 2025
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“Look the way I see it, she thinks you’re adorable. And you like it.” James opened his mouth on a flimsy protest, which was quickly met with a harsh shush. “C’mon, don’t pretend.”
“Yeah, I do, but what if it messes up her grades? What if her parents send her to extra classes for it? Oh god Mike—”
Mike stopped in his tracks, squinting forward. “What? What? There something in front of us? The paparazzi again? Didn’t we pay them off last month. Didn’t Roz? I swear to—“
“What if they scold her?”
“Are you—you’re serious right now. Sulley, for the last time, she’s a four year old, they tend to get scolded. We’ve almost been caught four times in the last six weeks because the kids were being scolded.” Mike crossed his arms. “You’re the CEO for crying out loud!”
Sulley fixed him with the meanest look he could gather. It wasn’t very good, he was years out of practice. “That’s the point, Mike. If she isn’t happy, how will she laugh?”
“Breaking news,” Mike deadpanned, “that happens to be your job. And mine too, but mostly yours.”
or; James P. Sullivan, professional closet monster, spends a lot of time being unprofessional.
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- Part 1 of Much Ado
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03 Oct 2025
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"A single touch [from a human child] could kill you" was something hammered into the minds of any future scarer. As for Johnny Worthington III, the privileged president of the ROR fraternity had his life laid out in front of him with little to deter him from a straight career path to a scarer... until a human child seeks shelter from a downpour one night and disrupts Johnny's every certainty about himself and his world.
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03 Oct 2025
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Dumpster Diving for Treasure by Clovrtree
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types
08 Nov 2024
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After waking up from his own demise in an alternate universe, Peter's first course of action is to gather as much information and resources as possible to make his life easier. In doing this, he decides that dumpster diving at local playboy billionaire, Bruce Wayne's, manor would be the best place to find anything useful.
Unfortunately for Peter, it's trash day, and a certain butler catches him mid-dive.Dedicated to Anna, Randy, Evan, and Coro.
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07 Sep 2025