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And The Stars Are Stuck by SemaphoricWave
Fandoms: Homestuck, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
01 Dec 2025
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Wherein the Forces of Light have to contend with training the army of snarky children, largely but not exclusively from the planets of the Alternian Protectorate, that got dropped in their lap, and all of it during a war.
Alternative title: STARSTUCK - A bunch of Star Wars/Homestuck crossover snippets.
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Karkat practically flies up the stairs to the meteor’s roof. He can’t hear anything over his own breathing, but he feels the snapping of blood from blood.
He feels when things are wrong. And oh fuck, are they ever wrong. He feels like he’s going to throw up, but he just forces himself to fall up the steps even faster. Don’t be late again. Don’t fucking do that, Vantas.
He stumbles out, heaving in breaths as he takes in the scene, brain working furiously to compensate for the terror thrumming in his veins and the pounding of his head.
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==> Be David Strider.
You are now David Strider.
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An abridged retelling of Maul's feelings during his two duels in Episode I.
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- English
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- 1,095
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What did Alternate Calliope's session look like?
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Classified by skycatcher
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
20 Oct 2020
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Cody picked up the voice comm with bad grace. It wasn’t his standard-issue device. “Hello, dear,” he said, sounding exasperated.
Rex blinked, because Cody was speaking Mando’a, which meant Wooley had done a double take but Anakin hadn’t even looked up from the holoscreen.
Obi-Wan goes undercover. Cody takes some calls. These two facts are absolutely not related.
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- English
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- 1,991
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Bookmarked by SemaphoricWave
19 Nov 2025
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The Way of All Traitors by yellow_caballero
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
02 Dec 2025
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ORDER 66! Millions of men have been waiting their entire lives to fulfill their duty - with varying degrees of success. Marshal Commander Bly embarrasses the Imperial Army by betraying his life purpose and 'rescuing' his girlfriend Aayla Secura and her padawan Quinlan Vos. Captain Rex embarrasses all of Mandalore by failing to assassinate Ahsoka Tano, Darth Vader's infamous Jedi Master. Qui-Gon Jinn embarrasses everybody one last time by sacrificing his life to help Mace Windu escape. Meanwhile, true patriots like Marshal Commanders Neyo and Bacara murder the Jedi gleefully.
Marshal Commander Cody hands over his padawan commander Obi-Wan Kenobi to the Empire without complaint. Obi-Wan Kenobi's death at the hands of his former master Darth Vader will happen in darkness, and the galaxy will come to regret it.
No Chip AU anthology story featuring age swaps, explorations of fascism, and utterly terrible parenting.
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- 27/38
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Bookmarked by SemaphoricWave
19 Nov 2025
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“We do what we can,” Rose says. “We prepare. We fight like hell, to the end.”
“To the end,” Dave repeats. “I think I can manage that.”Rose, Dave, and the end of the world.
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- Part 1 of Homestuck
Bookmarked by SemaphoricWave
02 Sep 2025
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In the interest of cultural sharing between two planets recently at peace, Karkat Vantas has opened a blog on a shared social media site, to schoolfeed humans on the nuances of quality cinema.
In the interest of doing some dumb bullshit and making hella money, Dave Strider has just released Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff: The Movovie, the latest in his oeuvre.
The thing is though, SBaHJ has never just been dumb bullshit. And somehow, Karkat Vantas is the first person to notice. A revelatory review somehow snowballs into a whole new era for Earth-Alternia diplomatic relations, and said dumb bullshit lands Karkat and Dave right in the middle.
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- Part 1 of CCMA
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Dave and Jade met at five years old and started dating at fourteen. They assumed they'd go to college together, get married, have four kids, and live happily ever after. Real life isn't that straightforward, though.
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Bookmarked by SemaphoricWave
15 Aug 2025