Shitittalksimoutofhere
Fandoms
- Mayhem (Band) (24)
- Darkthrone (Band) (2)
- Burzum (Band) (1)
- Emperor (Band) (1)
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Sven was on his knees, the position not foreign to him as Eirik winced at the intense touch against the tip, his cock bobbing at the sensation of the kitten licks provided.
The gesture was unexpected, unplanned. Eirik would have never woken up to the possibility of Sven’s surprisingly eager lips surrounding his cock.
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Without a hint of awareness, he felt an unwelcome arm slip past his shoulder, evoking for him to turn around at the touch.
The man was of a shorter frame, his long hair going past his shoulders, one dangly earring indulged into his unattached ear lobe.
“I saw you from across the room and- …Just can I get you a drink…?” The man offered, his gaze nearly analyzing Jan’s features as the drummer thought of a response.
“…Sure.” He replied, his brows furrowed as he thought to himself.
(Jan doesn’t believe that he and Jørn’s relationship is that bad.)
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Save A Prayer by Shitittalksimoutofhere
Fandoms: Mayhem (Band), Emperor (Band), Burzum (Band), Darkthrone (Band)
12 Apr 2026
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The urge to throw up came to him heavily, the sight of all of his classmates— his peers— his Øystein, scattered across the cafeteria. The sounds of muffled screams and cries coming after bangs that hurt his ears.
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“I’m leaving, fuck this.” He declared, both Jan and Jørn caught by surprise as he stood up from beside the couch.
“Woah woah woah— What about him? You’re leaving him here?” Jørn queried, his expression etched with concern as he gripped the other man by the wrist.
“I can’t watch that shit…You know how I feel about her—”
Jan soon cut him off, rolling his eyes soon enough out of change of perspective. “That’s what this is about? What, are you going to watch him fuck her too? You cuck…” He exhaled, the words were unprovoked, yet Øystein could feel a tinge of projection in Jan’s words.
(Øystein and Pelle fight over Lena, yet things grow confusing.)
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“I want the gummy worms,” He weakly spat out, barely registering Jørn’s two fingers pulling down the zipper of his own pants, promptly unbuttoning the article of clothing as well.
Suddenly, Pelle noticed the change once he unconsciously blinked.
“Please? Do you really want me to…?”
(Pelle sucks dick over a bag of gummy worms.)
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Jørn, hands forced by the precarious platonics of their friendship, noticed Jan's stomach a great deal; and it had been growing rounder and more pot-bellied, just like all the old drunks who moped around the pubs they frequented.
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24 May 2026
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He craves and despises himself for it.
Series
- Part 3 of The Mayhem Series
Bookmarked by Shitittalksimoutofhere
08 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Blasphemaniac, yum. But genuinely an amazing story.
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Only a couple weeks after being kicked out of Metallica, Dave tracks down his replacement: a guy named Kirk Hammett. Fueled by hatred, resentment, and a need to reclaim control, he kidnaps Kirk, determined to make him pay.
However, captivity is a strange game. Days stretch and lines blur until revenge rots into something else.
Bookmarked by Shitittalksimoutofhere
07 Sep 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
AAA I LOVE THIS SO MUCH MWAH MWAH MWAH
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(ONGOING)
Øystein had always thought Pelle was crazy. Genuine, grade A crazy.
And he loved it, it was just what Mayhem needed from a lead singer and frontman. But that's all this guy was supposed to be, a singer for his band. A bandmember. Not a friend, not a housemate, definitely not whatever the fuck this was. But staring outside the frosted window and into the early mornings dew covered forest... Watching the elusive male as he stripped himself of his clothes from the night before and exposed the pale, soft skin of his back only covered by his shining hair; Pelle didn't feel like a bandmember. He didn't feel like a housemate, he didn't even feel like a friend. Whatever the hell this was, it wasn't platonic.Bookmarked by Shitittalksimoutofhere
29 Jun 2025
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Sometimes it takes a tragedy for two miserable men to rekindle the long-lost bond which they once shared.
Bookmarked by Shitittalksimoutofhere
24 Jun 2025