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Fun and Games (In Hell!) by Doctor_Briarwood for Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Sep 2025
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On his way into the bathroom, his hand touched something sticky on the handle, and it took nearly all of Husk’s self-control not to start shouting. He’d spent so much time in the company of more-or-less rational adults that he had forgotten that being anywhere remotely in the vicinity of children meant that there was always the chance that something sticky would come in contact with his fur (and never the fun kind of sticky, either).
“Fuck,” he hissed and stomped over to the sink. Dumped a copious amount of liquid soap over his hands before starting to scrub his hands with a deepening frown. “Come to an arcade with us, Husk. It’ll be fun, Husk.” He passed his hands under the running water for a moment before resuming his scrubbing. “Aren’t I just fucking adorable, even when I have the worst fucking ideas, Husk? Fucking… hideous ideas.”
“Aw, Husk. Do you think I’m adorable?”
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- Part 22 of Is This More Than You Bargained For Yet?
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30 Aug 2025
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Many people thought Alastor never got aroused. In a way that was true, as he didn’t respond like most people. However, watching things collapse and fall apart after so much work had gone into it, was especially arousing for the Radio demon. Watching how desperate and pleading people got in the hopes of fixing their mistakes. Begging and groveling in the misguided belief that things could be set straight. The look in someone’s eyes when they are crushed by the realization that everything was slipping away from them. The fucking stock market crash of 1929!
Alastor, despite all of his boundaries in the bedroom had a thriving sex life. Perhaps not in the sense that others had, but his partner was never left unsatisfied. His partner was so satisfied in fact that despite their differences and an unexplained seven year absence on Alastor’s part they had a running monthly meetup so they could entertain one another.
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- Part 1 of Tuesday
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Alastor asks Vox to take his V Card.
It doesn’t go as planned.
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An exploration of Alastor being on the ace spectrum (Demisexual in this fic) and how that affects his relationship with Vox. More of me projecting my feelings onto Alastor as I explore my place on the ace spectrum by writing about the demon deer.Series
- Part 1 of First and Last
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15 Jun 2025
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Vox came to terms with Alastor's feelings (or lack thereof) a long time ago. He'll still be there until Alastor takes his last breath.
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Lucifer didn't usually take part in Charlie's redemption efforts. It wasn't that he didn't want to encourage her – it was just that being around so many people, especially people who clammed up or freaked out at the sight of him – well, it was a little overwhelming.
Still, after being in the hotel for several months now, he hoped that the residents had at least become used to his existence among them. Like cats who gradually accept the that person feeding them isn't meant to be feared, that they don't need to run and hide under the nearest dresser at the sight of them.
That analogy got away from him.
Anyway, the point was – he didn't often involve himself in the group activities, but this was one Alastor had shown an interest in, and Alastor rarely showed an interest (like, a genuine one) in any of Charlie's redemption plans, and Lucifer simply couldn't resist the glint that had flashed in those crimson eyes when he'd found out what the schedule was to be for today.
Of course – it involved cooking.
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- Part 22 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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Lucifer, the absolute bastard, tilted his head, voice dipping into something smooth and easy. “Ah, there you are,” he murmured, like Vox was the only person in the room. “I thought you’d start the evening without me.”
“Wouldn’t dream of it, babe,” Vox responded smoothly, and—oh. Oh, that one hurt. The sheer fondness for someone else in his tone made Alastor’s ears ring.
Babe. Alastor had never been called that. Not even once.
And because the universe was a cruel and petty thing, Lucifer finally deigned to acknowledge Alastor’s existence—but only after he was done all but licking Vox’s screen in some obnoxiously unnecessary display of sloppily making out with him to show that he could. He glanced over with the kind of mild amusement one might offer an insect they weren’t sure was worth stepping on.
“Alastor,” he greeted. “I wasn’t expecting to see you here.” His smile was a touch too self-satisfying for that to be the case.
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Or — Alastor is not doing well with not having Vox's attention on him for once and therefore invites himself to a dinner date.
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"Throughout past and present, the bloody fingertips will always almost touch, like they're destined, like they're meant to be. Dancing to music that doesn't sound with steps that don't exist, they will twirl in the hall of nowhere. Let the curtain fall, my love, and let the rot take us both away."
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Part 1: Prolouge, set-up, can be read as stand-alone
Part 2: Main body, can be read as stand-alone
Part 3: Companion Piece + Epilouge + Set-up, requires Part 2
Part 4: Requires Part 3- Words:
- 283,735
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A post season 1 reconciliation of Vox and Alastor, linked directly to my pre canon series, Competing Frequencies
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Charlie invites Vox to discuss a potential collaboration for filming an ad for the hotel. Naturally, Alastor is there as well, and he makes it painfully clear what he thinks of the idea—going out of his way to mock and undermine Vox in front of his new "client." Their bickering quickly escalates, but before either of them can claim victory, Lucifer decides he’s had enough.
Or — Alastor wants to punish Vox. Vox wants to get off. They meet in the middle.
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Vox Humiliation Week - Dick Stepping | Coming in Pants | Begging | Loss of Control
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“Ok, listen. Do not. Make fun of me for this.”
“No promises,” the deer hummed, finally finding a position that wouldn’t give him back pain.
The TV overlord before him gathered himself one last time—his screen tinting a deeper shade of purple than usual—and pulled out a jewelry box from behind his back.
Alastor raised an eyebrow. That was anticlimactic.
Vox gifts Alastor a branded thigh jewelry with the VoxTek logo on it. Chaos (and smut) ensues.
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Alastor is the first to discover a very new, very strange arrival in Hell.
Perhaps the two are more alike than he'd like to admit?
And perhaps they can benefit one another.
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A fic to explore the beginnings of the friendship between Vox and Alastor, and how it might have fallen apart
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Charlie Morningstar, ever the ray of sunshine, asks Alastor to find out what's going on with Lucifer.
Alastor takes to the task with gusto.
Lucifer hates every second of it.
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Bookmarked by Simon_Sayez
20 Jul 2024