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After Abbot and Robby discover that Dennis hasn't been laid since undergrad, they approach him with a proposal.
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“God, man. His fucking pupils,” Jack said. He leaned in closer to get a better view of his pupils swallowing up the irises of his eyes.“I know. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think he was on something.” Robby grabbed Dennis’ jaw with one hand and slipped the other back down his underwear. “But he’s just being a really good boy, isn’t he?” He used the hand on his jaw to make Dennis nod his head.
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12 Nov 2025
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Sex-pollen didn't make them do it by strangest_love
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, DCU
16 Mar 2020
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Bruce and Clark get sprayed with a sex-pollen during an interview. Bruce has already worked out an antidode (after previous encounter with it as Batman) and Clark is immune to it as an alien. Both can't risk exposing their identities, so they have to pretend to be affected by the pollen. It's not as easy as one might've thought.
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24 Oct 2025
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First Comes the Family by petting_a_bumblebee
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman/Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League (2017), DCU, DCU (Comics)
19 Jun 2021
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The Guardian of Gotham is an urban myth, right? So how come Superman is able to meet a tall, dark, and almost fried stranger who is rescuing people from the blazing inferno despite of his obvious heat allergy?
Damn that stupid, sexy vampire glamour! And all that Victorian snark and broody mystique! Sooner than Clark is getting a kitty out of the tree he is playing doctor Phil to Bruce’s eldest son Dick and his marital problems, inviting an undead boyfriend to visit his parents (or their freezer), and meeting Bruce’s grandson Tommy, who is the cutest little button ever.
Picture perfect, if not Clark’s pig-headed teammate Diana trying to turn Justice League into the vampire slayers. Or al Ghul’s shadow army arriving to Gotham, hunting the secrets of power and eternal life hidden in Bruce’s altered body.
Hypothetically speaking, what would be a legal position of a space alien marrying a human who has been dead about two hundred years, given or taken a few decades?
Just asking for a friend.
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29 Sep 2025
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Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I'll return it by somagni
Fandoms: Superman: The Animated Series, Batman: The Animated Series, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse)
20 Sep 2025
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When Bruce agrees to go on a date with Clark Kent he sees it as little more than a chance to understand Superman better. Why make up an identity? Why cultivate a social life? It's a curiosity about the integrity of this human mask and nothing more. He doesn't expect anything to come of it. Something Bruce learns over and over again as time passes? Expect the unexpected when it comes to Clark Kent.
Superbat week day 6 - Use this one liner
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22 Sep 2025
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A friend in need by somagni
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
19 Nov 2021
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"The belly is an ungrateful wretch, it never remembers past favors, it always wants more tomorrow." — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn.
In other words Bruce while experiencing some very specific very intense cravings decides Clark is just the man to help him out.
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Refueling
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21 Sep 2025