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    Handsome Jack could bleed the good from any man and Timothy Lawrence was no exception.

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    Timothy saves Angel at the Bunker (unbeknownst to anyone), and they set off to escape Jack’s influence. Featuring: Tim as the #SadMurderDad with an Eridium addiction, Angel as the unstable Siren genius, Felicity as the fiercely loyal AI mum, Skaggy Mc MeatFace and two Digi-Jacks, one blue and one red.

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    11 Sep 2025

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    Her brilliant plan was as follows:

    1. Hide right up against the wall next to the door out of the Abyss so the Pale Bellend didn’t see her immediately.

    2. When he walked through the door, waste no time in hitting him in the back of the head, or the back of whatever she could reach with her club to stun him and give her more time to enact step 3.

    3. Run like hell, and pray that getting unexpectedly whacked in the back of the head stunned him long enough for her to make a clean getaway, since he would presumably be coming down here alone.

    4. Make good use of her intangibility to escape and haul ass to the Resting Grounds as fast as possible, putting all her ninja skills to good use in avoiding detection from basically everyone, since she could trust basically no one to not rat her out if the king put a bounty on her head or some shit like that.

    She operated under the KISS method of planning. It was an acronym that stood for ‘Keep It Simple, Stupid.’

    But then again, no plan survived contact with the enemy.

    This was going to suck, wasn't it?

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    10 Sep 2025

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    Void has the power to defy time, the tablet had said. Ghost didn't know what it had truly meant at the time, but now, looking over the body of their sibling, they began to understand.

    They had to go back.

    They had to fix this.

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    10 Sep 2025

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    "So, what does happen if an Eye learns to See within itself?

     

     

    What happens is this: the Archive Beholds the Watcher – and the Watcher blinks first."

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    Jon goes back to before the world ended and tries to forge a different path.

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    30 Aug 2025

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    Brett sighed and looked down at the folder in his hand.
    “Your name is Peter, right?”
    “Lawyer.”
    “Peter, we haven’t even started talking. Let’s just take a minute to ease up.”
    “Lawyer.”
    “Bud, we haven’t charged you with a crime. This is just talking.”
    “Law. Yer.”

    Goddamn.

    (Brett's encounters with Team Red/vigilantes and their weird fucking way of helping)

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    19 Jul 2025