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“The medkit’s been misfiled,” Bruce said, frowning at the cupboard in the medbay, “Do you know who did it?”
“I don’t know,” Tim’s voice said. Great. Outright denial. Because Batman could be fooled that easily. “I saw Jason here last night.” Wait. Wait. Abort—“Does he remember the correct filing system?”
(The first time was an accident. A momentary panic, brought on by coffee deprivation and exhaustion. After that…well.)
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- Part 1 of siblings being siblings
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15 Oct 2025
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There’s a new coffee shop in Crime Alley. It’s called the Red Hood.
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- 5/5
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13 Oct 2025
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“The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”
“Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”
Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.
“You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”
“You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.
“No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”
Jason bluescreened.
(Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)
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- Part 1 of The Right Substitution is Key
- Part 3 of Unhinged and Unrelated Jason Todd Content
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- English
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- 34,416
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- 14/14
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12 Oct 2025
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“Careful what you wish for, pretender.”
Tim only grins like Jason said something funny, a private joke he isn’t keen on sharing. His perfect, white teeth have been stained red.
“Really, try it,” he invites lightly. “I don’t think you’ll like how I taste.”
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Or: Jason is a vampire. Tim won't leave him alone. Consequences ensue.Bookmarked by Snert
06 Oct 2025
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24 Sep 2025
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When Gotham's crooks have to scrub down their lairs, who do they call? Jason Todd, Gotham's first and only underworld crime scene cleaning specialist. He's spent his life dodging the Bat, but after a chance encounter he saves Robin's life.
Tim Drake finds himself drawn to the conflicted rogue, and soon Jason becomes Robin's street informant. But they can only stay on opposite sides of the law for so long before something breaks.
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- Part 1 of clean it
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- English
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- 77,192
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- 13/13
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22 Sep 2025
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buy back the secrets by sundiscus for cairosene, remux, regional_catastrophe
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types
28 Feb 2025
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He takes a long, slow breath. Ignores the glares from the other students. “Superboy,” he murmurs. “It’s me. If you’re listening, I could use some help.”
Or: 5 times Superboy saves Tim Drake, and one time Tim Drake saves Superboy.
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- 113,013
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- 6/6
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20 Sep 2025
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The Lone Ranger Never Had to Deal with Bruce Wayne by theskeptileptic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
27 Nov 2023
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Tim is an independent, clever, and super mature eleven-year-old. Unfortunately, his dopey neighbor, Bruce, can’t seem to understand that.
When he decides to disappear on a “solo camping trip” and run away to Canada, he figures it’s the perfect plan that will make everybody happy. He didn’t expect the Waynes would tag along with him and ruin everything.
A six-chaptered tale filled with identity shenanigans, s’mores, soon-to-be-brothers, and a kid who is in desperate need of a new family.
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- 6/6
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04 Sep 2025
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That Green Gentleman (Things Have Changed) by dopplegangerrights
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
24 Jun 2025
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Jason is at Titan's Tower. He is here to kill Robin.
Jason is at Titan's Tower. He is here to kill Robin.
Jason is at–
Jason is–
(Something isn't right.)
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- Part 3 of JayTim Week 2025
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- English
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- 1/1
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11 Aug 2025
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Jay and Tim have grown close over the years, because they fundamentally understand eachother like no one else does. After all, they helped make eachother into the people they are today.
And maybe that growing relationship has led to a few hookups. Or a lot of hookups. Enough hookups that when Jay asks if Tim wants to ditch patrol and head back to her place, he already has all the equipment he needs.
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- Part 3 of Trans Tim Week 2025
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- English
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- 2,421
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- 1/1
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- 18
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21 Jul 2025
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Beautiful Boy (Darling Boy) by BearlyWriting for Nightwang
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types
05 Jul 2025
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“Me and Batman,” Dick says, matter of fact. His voice is perfectly steady.
The silence quivers.
“You and…Batman,” Jason says. His voice is just as steady. Flat. “You fucked up?”
“No.” Dick swallows. His throat aches. “We fucked.”
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12 Jul 2025
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Bird Of Mine by Vampykitty_kun
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Robin (Comics), DCU - Comicverse, Batman - All Media Types
30 Oct 2025
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Tim awoke within a room that was stale aired, pitch black, and completely soundless. He was ill, and even if he HAD been able to move, the shackle around his ankle meant he would not be leaving anytime soon. As far as Dick knew, he was dead, and that put him at Jason's mercy. To make matters worse, the man was dead-set on him being his personal plaything, a pet of sorts...
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At first, Tim wants nothing more than to get strong enough to make an escape. But after a while- once he's truly gotten to know the former Robin, he's not quite so sure he wants to leave anymore. Or if Jason could take it if he did.Of course that's when everything falls apart.
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Tim's not sure how to be normal anymore. Maybe he never was. But he knows he's not the same person he was before the bunker- and he can't go back to being him either.Dick is overbearing, paranoid, smothering him... and he just-
He's never going to let anyone control him, keep him locked up, ever again... he refuses.
Everyone else will just have to deal.
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- Part 1 of Earth V31 (Bird Of Mine)
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- 122,484
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- 27/?
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08 Jul 2025
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He peels the domino off of Tim’s face. The blown blood vessels are back in the whites of Tim’s eyes, and the dark circles are dire again, blue-purple and sunk in deep.
“You wanna tell me how much sleep you didn’t get today?” Jason says.
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Tim’s insomnia is out of control. Jason helps.
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10 Dec 2024
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"The look in her dark eyes caught and held Olivier's attention. Pride. Defiance. The willingness to kill without hesitation. A mixture of all of three, perhaps; something fierce and deadly and incredibly sexy."
Mustang's team meets the Ice Queen for the first time, in less than ideal circumstances.
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29 Sep 2024
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The Curse by pprfaith, reena_jenkins
Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016), Supernatural (TV 2005)
25 Jan 2024
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26 Sep 2024
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spinning wheel by saltwater_oracle
Fandoms: Batman: Arkham (Video Games), Batman - All Media Types
30 Apr 2024
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“Let’s get a cab. Do you have a place around here?”
“I don’t know,” he mumbles eloquently, because the building across from the alley is a neon lit go-kart track and not the remnants of a vandalized laundromat. They wait for the cab under the bar’s awning. The one he walked into didn’t have an awning at all. When he looks at her, she smiles at him, a little soft, but appraising. She stands on her tiptoes to kiss his brand, one short peck. It makes him think oh, a very long oh that overtakes his thoughts as they duck into the shiny silver car.
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18 Sep 2024
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pull me like an animal out of a hole by saltwater_oracle
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
16 Sep 2024
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Tim Drake—a bored, wealthy, 18-year-old, who never became the next Robin. He maintains his obsession with Batman and Robin, and continues to follow, investigate, and photograph Batman and his close associates. He knows the identities of every, or almost every, Bat family member and some other heroes. He’s smart, he’s being recruited by all kinds of universities and government agencies for his programming and hacking skills, but…his life is empty. He wants something exciting to happen. Anything.
He never dreamed of actually stepping foot in the same bar as Jason Todd, his favorite enigma, but boredom will push a heinously wealthy honors student to do stupid things.
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- 2/2
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18 Sep 2024
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I Feel Your Thumbs Press into My Skin Again by beastboy12
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
06 Jan 2022
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After Five's released from the hospital, he's totally, completely, 100% fine - now he just has to spend the next month convincing each of his siblings of that.
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27 Aug 2024
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After they get back from the 60's, Five starts investigating a string of suspicious murders while distancing himself from a family he's convinced he's already lost.
So, naturally, Klaus and Diego join him."Holy shit, Five," Diego says, rushing forward. "What the hell happened to you?"
Five is off-balanced by the sight of Diego. Shouldn’t he be at the other address? What is he doing here?
Klaus appears on the other side of Diego and lets out a laugh that sounds almost frantic. "Oh, thank God you can see him, too.”
“Why are you here?” Five says.
Diego scoffs. “Yeah, no, the one covered in blood doesn’t get to ask questions.”Series
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- 45,507
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26 Aug 2024
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A Relative to Truth by rebel_by_default for MokkiMoka
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
14 Feb 2023
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When the Hargreeves emerge from the elevator, Sloane isn't the only one who is missing.
Meanwhile, a hundred miles to the north, Five is definitely losing his mind. There's no denying it, nothing else could explain why he feels so old at just fourteen. Why he misses his siblings so much when he's an only child. Every day he fights the delusions, reminds himself that none of it is real.
Until one day he finds one of his delusions sat on his bed, ready to bring him home. What the hell is going on?
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23 Aug 2024