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    They shouldn't trust you. You wouldn't trust you if you experienced what they did. You know things you shouldn't - you know names, places, and events that hadn't even happened yet and something dumped you in a strange forest, face-to-face with a trio of trolls and a company of armed strangers.

    Stuck in the middle of a king's quest to reclaim Erebor, you're now navigating a world both familiar and foreign at the same time. Not to mention the growing tension between two brothers who are far too invested in your presence amongst the group. Every step toward the Lonely Mountain is a choice you're making but are you important enough to rewrite a story that already has an ending?

    Can you choose between the two Durin brothers? Do you even need to?

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    05 Jul 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 24

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    Being thrown into Middle-earth is practically a dream come true until you realise it’s less “yippee kai-yay” and more “How not to die for dummies”.

    With only a half-remembered plot to guide you, you're just trying to stay one step ahead of dragons, elves, and your own questionable decisions.

    Especially your decisions.

    But things get complicated when Kili, a charming dwarf with a knack for making your heart race, enters the picture. Between managing your growing feelings, fumbling through your role in a story that’s falling apart at the seams, and trying not to die (again), it's pretty damn obvious that you're not cut out to play the part of a hero.

    TLDR: How to Fumble the Hottest Dwarf in Thorin's Company (trademark pending)

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    01 Jul 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 44

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    In a cabin by the woods, you make a deal that will cost you your humanity.

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    09 Jan 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 36

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    You've gone through your life being shamed for the many quirks that make up your entire being, your most notable being your staring problem. You always brushed these comments off though, claiming they won't get you in trouble.

    However, trouble loves to find you, and now you've caught the attention of New Orleans' favorite radio host, Alastor Malveaux.

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    02 Jan 2025

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    “Adultery,” Raphael repeats plainly. “Infidelity.”

    “Yes.” Astarion tosses his quill down. “It appears that I’ve spent the last few months drinking, fucking, and compelling people of our government. I recall none of it, mind you. But given Lilith’s absence, Halsin insisting that I not be left alone, and Shadowheart desperately praying for my damned soul—I can conclude that I have dragged myself into a bender that has wreaked havoc on my life as I knew it."

    A sequel to the events of Hellish Rebuke. This story will not make sense if you have not read its predecessor. 

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    07 Dec 2024