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here, now, always by ineverfeltyoung for roachboy7
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)
11 Oct 2025
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He’s probably stuck around the New Inn for too long anyway, and it’ll be fine without him; he’ll drift on the currents of the Universe and go where he’s needed- maybe he’ll even find some nice, distant, quiet planet to settle down on and try something new. Or maybe he’ll just find an island somewhere in the Mediterranean and grow some vegetables. Either way, he’s got so much to live for, and truly, this time, nowhere to go but up.
Hob learns to cope. Dream learns to be better. Delirium (sort of) learns how to drive. A family learns how to heal. And somehow, all manner of thing shall be well.
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- Part 8 of the abstract entities dinner club
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She startles awake to the sound of Hooty yelling, abruptly sucking her out of the half-asleep state she had been in. She grabs her glyphs on instinct, one of the stacks of paper she leaves around her room for easy access.
When she finds Hooty, he has the door wide open and the body of a teenage boy slumped against the doorframe. A boy who is swathed in red from blood and grasping onto his staff like it’s the only thing keeping him from face planting.
And as Luz walks closer, the light of the moon catches on platinum blonde hair and she suddenly realizes that it’s The Golden Guard in the doorway.
Or, Hunter, his Palisman, and the wild witches who took him in.
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- English
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- 69,555
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- 10/?
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- 4
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16 Sep 2022
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the cute guy next door by Alesyira
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
02 Feb 2024
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Midoriya Izuku tries to keep a low profile, but when the handsome guy moves in next door, he finds that staying out of trouble is a bit hard- ...erm, more difficult than he expects.
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10 Sep 2022
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[podfic] the cute guy next door (might be a villain) by Alesyira
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
02 Nov 2022
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Quirkless, young adult Midoriya Izuku has a problem. Namely, he has a crush on his purple haired, tired-looking neighbor. They keep running into each other and the guy is actually pretty nice under that deadpan facade, has a sense of humor, doesn't seem to judge anyone for their quirk status, and is constantly spoiling any cat in the building that finds him. (He's also a shameless flirt.)
But Izuku has concerns. About the strange bruises and bloodied knuckles. About the weapons he's seen when stopping by for a cup of sugar. About the shady-looking figures he's accidentally spotted his neighbor meeting with. About the fact that right after the news reported a big crime bust, his neighbor came home beat all to hell and looking haunted.
Izuku has a problem. Namely, he has a crush on his neighbor, who he's pretty sure is secretly a villain. And he has no idea what to do with that.
(or: Adult!ShinZuku AU where Shinsou is an underground, undercover pro hero trying to find a lead on a case that may or may not involve the socially awkward guy living next door. Misunderstandings abound.)
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- Part 1 of Alesyira’s Podfics
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- English
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- 12
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- 31/31
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- 2
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09 Sep 2022
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“I couldn’t really help but pop by. And I do have to say, it is so good to finally meet you.” They drawled, lifting a hand adorned with sharp red nails and placing it gently on his arm.
“Uhm...” Hob mumbled intelligently. “Excuse me, but who are you?”
“Me?" Red lips streched impossibly wider. "You may call me Desire, my dear.”
Or: It really isn’t Desires fault that Dream is so easily ruffled. Especially when all they were doing was to flirt with a certain immortal.
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- English
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- 15,229
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- 9/9
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- 3
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- 437
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29 Aug 2022
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Hob Gadling was not by nature a cautious man but even he knew the value of keeping track of those who would be too… intrigued by his condition. In 1926, a chance conversation in a bar alerts Hob to the fact that Roderick Burgess has captured another immortal, one that sounds eerily similar to his friend.
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- Part 1 of Cautionary Tales
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- English
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- 20,663
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 5
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- 460
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29 Aug 2022
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We have all the time in the world by Picture_Yourself
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)
25 Sep 2022
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A detailed examination on just what exactly would happen if Dream figured out he actually cared about Hob half a millennium earlier and Hob was a bit more successful in keeping his "friend's" attention. Aka they fuck by 1889.
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- English
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- 72,606
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- 9/9
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- 5
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- 1,127
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29 Aug 2022
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Not a Good Man by kj_feybarn
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
05 May 2022
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“Right.” Boba was too drunk and Obi-Wan was too dead for them to be having this conversation. “So, what are you doing here, if you’re actually dead and I’m not hallucinating.”
Obi-Wan sighed a little bit. “I’m here to ask a favor that may or may not ruin your life.”
Boba blinked at him. “Well, at least you’re honest about it."
Obi-Wan looked exhausted. Boba had always kind of assumed that dying meant you got to rest, but Obi-Wan seemed far from rested. “Vader has gotten an idea in his head—” And yep, Boba could see where Obi-Wan was going with his whole ‘may or may not ruin his life’ bit. “—that he can change the past.”
Boba snorted. “Has anyone ever told Vader that he’s delusional? You can’t change the past."
Except Obi-Wan didn’t agree.
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- English
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- 28,284
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- 10/?
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- 18
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- 1,752
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29 Jun 2022
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In which Raine meets Hunter years before canon, and decides that a kid like him could use all the help he could get with an uncle like Belos. Even if they couldn't go much, they could try something, couldn't they?
Years down the line, Raine is exposed as a traitor to the Emperor's Coven, and they are bound by the brand on their own wrist. Hunter notices. And as to be expected, he has more than a few complaints.
It's not a big surprise on who he goes to for help.
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- English
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- 81,475
- Chapters:
- 12/?
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- 749
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15 May 2022
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Lloyd was getting pretty sick and tired of getting kidnapped by snakes and evil scientists and nindroid armies, let alone all three at once. The only way it could be worse was adding his dad, a time machine, or a ghost.
Way to jinx it.
Morro was perfectly miserable suffering through his afterlife in the Departed Realm, avoiding sage life lessons from the annoyingly persistent Sensei G. He was not expecting to be resurrected by a crazy mad scientist set on taking over all sixteen realms. He was even less prepared to face the green ninja - Lloyd - again, injured and imprisoned.
So, he has a choice to make. Help the good doctor burn Ninjago to the ground, or do something crazy and stupid.
FSM, Garmadon must be rubbing off on him.
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(OR An evil scientist is dead set on ressurecting all of the ninja’s greatest enemies and happens to choose the most “fuck authority” one first. Lloyd wonders what his life has come to. The ninja have several heart attacks. Morro does his best.)
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- Part 1 of Land of the Living
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- English
- Words:
- 58,340
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Collections:
- 1
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- 345
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- 2,597
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14 Feb 2022
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Esprit de Corps by meridianpony
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
04 Sep 2022
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FN-2187 sees dead people.
The catch?
They all share the same face.
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- English
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- 46,068
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- 11/?
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- 3
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- 736
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21 Jan 2022
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Better Than None by stanielthemaniel
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Fantastic Four
06 Jun 2025
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Peter Parker comes back after the events of Infinity War. Spider-man doesn't.
It's good, it's okay, Peter's doing fine.
Until, that is, the formation of brand new heroes known as the Fantastic Four; until the day Johnny Storm comes blazing into Peter's life and is entirely too stubborn to leave.
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- English
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- 38,797
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- 16/?
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- 1
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- 302
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- 2,251
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03 Jan 2022
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"Wilby says that- that if a stranger ever tries to grab me, I can bite them." Tommy nods, giving a little glare towards Techno and his bitten hand.
"Okay." Technoblade says slowly. "But don't bite me."
"No, I'm gonna bite you."
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SBI Zombie apocalypse AU, in which Tommy is a little kid who's been separated from Wilbur. While Wilbur is on a desperate search for his little brother with Phil, Tommy stumbles across Technoblade, who is the definition of 'no chill' in the zombie apocalypse.
Techno accidentally gains a new little brother.
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- English
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- 156,601
- Chapters:
- 35/?
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- 101
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- 8,468
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02 Sep 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
I love this. I love this so much and recommend it to anyone who asks<33333
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Solanum Tuberosum by Princess_JennieO_of_Hyrule64
Fandoms: Origins SMP, Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Minecraft Roleplay - Fandom
25 Oct 2021
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Elytrians were literally unheard of, having been hunted to near extinction for their feathers and caged songs. Unlike Avians who can float gently down to earth from incredible heights, Elytrians sport full size wings capable of flight. Let alone one with wings as inky black as the night sky. And yet, here is one such being right before him, equally frozen in shock at the sight of a human having practically fallen out of the freaking sky and slam into the ground next to him.
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AKA: A human Potato Farmer Technoblade meets the Elytrian Philza and accidentally sets the gears of fate in motion.Warning: This work of fiction contains angst and heavy graphic description of violence.
Author's Note: This work of fiction is very loosely based off of the first OriginsSmp and does not follow any of the current Rebooted OSMP lore.
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- Language:
- English
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- 110,011
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- 14/14
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- 13
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- 665
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- 2,173
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- 402
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- 48,642
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16 Aug 2021
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After the fateful Agni Kai, instead of sending him off on a ship, Fire Lord Ozai decided to remove his son's title and relegate him to being part of the Palace staff.
Zuko's pretty sure he's going to go back to being Crown Prince any day now.
Just a few more days.
And then the Avatar and his companions are captured.
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- English
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- 42,926
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- 14/14
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- 940
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- 5,841
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18 May 2021
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“You do understand that you’re caring for the thing meant to bring destruction and chaos to our world, right?” The woman asks, Phil looking behind him fondly as Techno grabs at the ends of his wings.
“He’s just a child.” Phil answers distractedly, humming as his wings get gently yanked at.
“He’s the first of three to destroy life as we know it! Shouldn’t we, well, get rid of him?!”
“Oh, no.” Phil raises his eyes with a sharp glare. “Believe me, I have my own way of preventing the apocalypse.”
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Or, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy are basically chaotic forces of nature, destined from birth to end the world and bring destruction. Most who hear of the tale of them are trying their best to track them down, and to end the monsters while they’re still young, still just children.
Phil has a different plan.
(In which Phil raises the minecraft equivalents of the anti-christ with love and support, so much so to the point where the world ending is really just a funny thought, and Phil has three kids who casually have powers that are bit more extreme than anything else in the world)
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- Part 1 of Change fate, be kind
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 144,292
- Chapters:
- 31/?
- Collections:
- 81
- Comments:
- 6,874
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- 32,935
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- 5,095
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- 1,003,938
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26 Mar 2021
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Protecting the Traumatised Youth by spookyserpent
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
29 May 2021
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Sam blinks. “What?”
Even behind the mask, Sam has the distinct impression that Dream is grinning at him. “A week and he was begging for my attention, even after I stole and burnt his armour, even after the beatings. He couldn’t stand me leaving him because I was the only one to show up, to pay him attention. It was hilarious.”
Sam is going to be sick.
Or, Sam decides to ask Dream about his intentions and ends up becoming a big brother to Tommy and Tubbo. All the while, Dream and George fight, Niki and Jack plan child murder and Ranboo is slowly getting adopted into the SBI.
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- Part 1 of Pour Gold into the Cracks (and Watch Me be Fixed)
- Part 1 of Writing about Block People :)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 85,524
- Chapters:
- 22/22
- Collections:
- 33
- Comments:
- 3,622
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- 7,806
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- 162,649
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12 Feb 2021
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The potato war came and went. Techno won, not by fighting, but by watching and farming and cultivating life until sheer numbers overwhelmed his adversary. When everything was said and done, he remained, trying to find a purpose amongst the massive fields of his island. He went back to working the fields underneath an unassuming sky.
Turns out, not leaving the island and waking up one day to find his communicator broken starts an unforeseen chain of consequences; no updates from the subworld to the parent server, and the whole island ends up noted as idle and gets put into the server's storage instead of being counted as a regular inhabited island. While Techno's still in it.
This...causes massive problems.
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- English
- Words:
- 199,206
- Chapters:
- 43/43
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- 1,600
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- 4,588
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09 Feb 2021
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05 Feb 2021
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Razzmatazz by xylophones
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
16 Jul 2021
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Izuku has plans for everything.
He plans out what to say to the cashier when ordering coffee, he plans out his homework before even opening his textbook. He has a whole ten-year plan for how he’s going to get into UA’s hero course and get his hero license fully quirkless. He plans for every wild, unlikely scenario he can think of because his anxiety gets so bad if he doesn’t go through every possible outcome, every way his life could landslide into disaster–– but Izuku never planned for this.
For once, he doesn’t have a plan and he doesn’t have time to think of one. All he can see is Yagi-san’s lined, kind face looking resigned as he stares down the villain in his shop. Yagi-san, who is the closest thing to a father figure Izuku has ever had.
Izuku doesn’t think. He just moves.
(Or: Izuku saves the number one hero, gets a hero license way earlier than anyone wanted, realizes that maybe hero society isn’t as great as he thought it was, and everything just kind of falls apart from there.)
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- Part 1 of Despite Your Good Intentions
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 191,816
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 135
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- 2,346
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- 16,527
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Bookmarked by SomeQueerCryptid
08 Jan 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
Really good fic. I like this A Lot. Think about it A Lot. Read it A Lot.
Lots And Lots<3333