Gifts for Stephsageek
List of Gifts
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I'm the Daddy here by Alexa_K3S for Rowan_555, monfivela, HansoDax, LokiNightfury, Stephsageek, chronokinesis, InadequateAllAlong, panjava_clown_69, ClumsyBookworm18, KitsuneUdon743, Centifolian, mints_and_lilacs
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
23 Oct 2025
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What if Lila and Five were forced into a situation where they had to do something both right and terribly wrong? What if they had to hide it from everyone else—but couldn’t hide it from themselves? What if Five was back as an eighteen-year-old, not thirteen? Could they be friends, lovers, or something awkwardly in between?
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"Even before stepping on the subway, we’d always been drawn together, starting from the same page when we would need to wait for his siblings to catch up. Five’s time in the Commission had sharpened him into a more dangerous weapon than his siblings, as it had done for me, and his intellect is the only one in the family that could match mine. Our time working for the Commission gave us similar ways of solving problems, but we were different enough to bounce off each other’s ideas. I guess it just makes sense why we had always gravitated to one another. After the proximity all these years, we’ve only become closer... too close maybe."
Year 4 of Five and Lila being lost in the subway as they wrestle with their feelings and changing dynamics in true chaos junkie form.
Their journey takes them traversing multiple timelines, being exposed to the dangers, and stumbling into something unexpected that resonates with them both.
Present-day events, flashbacks, and dream sequences weave a tapestry of connection between these two as they try to deal with the fallout of their unexpected adventure.
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Is Your Drama Going to Have an Intermission Soon? I Need to Pee by InadequateAllAlong for Stephsageek
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
09 Mar 2025
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Klaus is on a mission. To keep Diego alive, his relationship with Lila must die. Five is the best assassin Klaus knows and therefore the ideal person for the job.
Mission Codename: The Save Diego Initiative
Mission Objective: Destroy Diego’s marriage and save his life.
Mission Parameters: Make Five and Lila realize they’re in love.
Procedure: Clue each other onto their feelings through thoughtful St. Valentine’s gifts.
Timeline: About a week.
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What If? by icantpickanamefromeonefandom for Stephsageek
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
22 Dec 2024
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Surviving is hard. But Five and Lila try their best to make it easier on each other. When they come across a timeline that isn't a shitshow, they use it as an excuse to gather as much as possible. If only it were that simple. Enter Diego, a father struggling without his wife to do the heavy lifting for him. Now imagine his surprise when his wife makes national news with his brother? This isn't going to be a fun Christmas for anyone.
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Five and Lila did not ever plan to fall in love because of how stupid it could be for two extremely smart individual to fall in love in light of their complicated relationship as brother and sister-in-law. Was it something avoidable or they were both at the mercy of something beyond their control?
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Replacement by Alexa_K3S for KitsuneUdon743, Stephsageek
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
08 Sep 2024
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People cope with heartbreak in different ways, then there is Five and there is Lila. Two and a half year after she went back to Diego and Five continued to work for the CIA.