Stultiloquentia

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    “I’m just curious,” Jisung insists. He fidgets on the bed, pressing harder against the cool wall at his back. The words feel wrong in his mouth, like chewing on grains of sand. Like a lie. “Can't a guy be curious about his friends' sex lives?”

    Changbin flicks his forehead with aggression that Jisung thinks is wholly unwarranted. “You deserved that,” Changbin informs him and smiles, an awful, knowing smile that makes Jisung instantly uneasy. “Is that what's eating at you, that you’ve never had Minho-hyung like that? Being his self-proclaimed soulmate and favourite person in the world isn’t enough, is it? You want all of him to yourself.” Changbin tsks, wagging a finger at him. “Greedy, greedy Hannie.”

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    20 Oct 2025

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    A conversation with a rookie idol sets Kibum down a path of no return—and encourages him to take the next step in his relationship with Minho.

    A story about what we owe our younger selves and each other.

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    20 Oct 2025

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    Chan —a SoundCloud rapper— and his boyfriend Felix encounter their most “hilarious” problem when J.ONE —an emergent rapper and spiritually a possum on cocaine— starts dissing Chan in his songs every chance he gets.

    The reason? Unclear, but it seems J.ONE may want Chan's girl really badly.

    Only Felix is not a girl, and monogamy is not the bestest friend of his relationship with Chan.

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    03 Oct 2025

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    They’re mobbed at the airport.

    What’s worse is they’re mobbed after landing in Gimpo, desperate for lower-body baths and their own pillows. This is not a welcome home, Chan thinks bitterly. This is not love.

    Indignation builds in his chest. Navigating airports would be so much easier if he could just move his kids around like plushies in a claw machine. Or wolf pups in a den. If he could scruff them by the backs of their hoodies, he would. If he could slink away to hide them somewhere secluded and safe, he would. No one would get in their way if he snarled and raised his hackles to say these are mine, leave them alone.

    And—pain explodes in his mouth. Every movement of his tongue feels like firecrackers against his teeth. There’s too much pressure in his sinuses, in his eye sockets. His jaw creaks. His canines pulse. What is happening?

     

    —Or, the shame-hunger-restlessness of idol life catches up to Chan all at once, and the wolf howls itself awake.

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    12 Sep 2025

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    “Hey, can I borrow your laptop?” Jisung asks.

    “Sure.”

    And then it takes Changbin two more minutes after Jisung has gone into his bedroom to shoot up off the couch and yell, “No! Wait, no, you can’t!”

    It’s too late. Jisung is already frowning at the screen. “Hey, why do you have this note on here—Chan is only allowed 2 more Linkin Park songs—what does that mean?”

    “Nothing! It doesn’t mean anything!” He scrambles to close the window. Unfortunately, behind it is—

    “Is this Chan-hyung’s playlist?”

    Changbin groans. “No. It’s nothing.”

    Jisung squints. “Well, I think he’s exceeded his Linkin Park quota, if it is.”

    Listen, it's not stalking, precisely. It's just checking in. It's just making sure Chan is okay. It's for a good cause.

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    10 Sep 2025