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Once Robert gets Waterboy to his feet, an awkward silence settles over them like fog. In the corner of his eye, he can see the guy shifting from foot to foot, cheeks burning, looking like he wants to melt into the pavement. Robert just sighs internally — what the hell, sure.
“I can help you,” he says, casual as ever.
He doesn’t even get to elaborate before Waterboy chokes — literally — spitting out a mouthful of water onto the concrete.
“S — Sorry, I just — did I hear you right?” Waterboy blurts, wiping at his mouth.
“Yes,” Robert says flatly. “Unless you don’t want my help. Then we can forget this ever happened—”
“No!” Waterboy says way too fast. He flinches at his own volume, curling in on himself like he wishes he could rewind time. “N… No, um. I’d— You— If it’s— If—”
“Use your words,” Robert cuts in, tone soft but steady. “I’m not going to judge you.”
Waterboy’s face goes pink again. He bites his lower lip, stammering through it. “I’d… I’d like that. If it’s not a hassle, I mean.”
“If it was, I wouldn’t’ve offered.”
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12 Nov 2025
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Sometimes, you have to step up in life and for once Golem know's exactly what to do. Follow along the story of how Golem became a dad to an abandoned baby Kaiju and the sheer chaos involved with babysitting a disaster while on shift.
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12 Nov 2025
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The team gets tired as Flambae's crush on Robert starts to affect their hangouts.
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12 Nov 2025
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Golem and Visi are friends somehow.
That does NOT mean he’s gotta put up with her being down bad.
(A conversation that might have happened in the dead air between calls after Ep 4)
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12 Nov 2025
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Robert should’ve known Flambae of all people doesn’t need a heat in his apartment.
Great, now he’s freezing, with only one warmth source.
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12 Nov 2025
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"And- you look different.”
“Yeah?” Robert's hands still on Waterboy's tie, “What gave it away?”
“You're so small.” He looks like he regrets the words immediately, face going pale before flushing again, “I-I m-mean- mean”
Robert's low laugh cuts him off, “Oh yeah, what of it?” He leans back, letting the tie slip from his fingers, “You got a problem with that, Big boy?”
Waterboy nearly floods the couch.
“Jesus.” Robert curses.
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An alternative to the tie scene - it gets a little wet and messy and Robert takes care of Waterboy.
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12 Nov 2025
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The SDN's HR department is tired of Z-Team's bullshit.
Sonar is enlightened in the way of twink hunting, but the man (HR) seeks to keep him down.
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- Part 2 of BananaDucc's Oneshots/Shorts
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12 Nov 2025
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Flambae finally learns the trick to getting Robert to go to sleep: laying on top of him.
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12 Nov 2025
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There's a smell, beneath the stench of booze and sweat. Misery. Desperation. Something small begging to be soothed.
He stalks out of the room. Slowly, carefully. He’d hate to spook such an upset, fragile thing.
He walks with purpose, feet clunk, clunk, clunking against the hardwood as he makes his way to the living room. His prize is limp, fast asleep on the couch. Open and susceptible to the evil of the world.
This wouldn't do.
Or,
Sonar stumbles into Robert at the bar, takes him home. Things take a turn for the worse in the dead of night.
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11 Nov 2025
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He’s not 100% sure how—or rather why—he’s here. There’s no real explanation that makes standing the doorframe of your coworker’s apartment at 2 in the morning because something just seemed off look okay. Sure it could be brushed off as concern but Flambae doubts that the broken hinges and the even more broken door will support that.
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11 Nov 2025
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the walking urgent care thinks you're a dipshit (and heals you anyway) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
12 Nov 2025
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Look. Look. It's not like Robert kept his mouth shut about the extent of the pain on purpose. He's just used to having to patch himself up alone, Beef's non-judgemental looks and adorable snuffles keeping him company while he powered through another set of stitches.
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11 Nov 2025
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Malevola and Sonar invite Robert along with them for a night on the town, and they inevitably get into another bar fight.
Good thing the Z-Team members aren't incredibly overprotective of their squishy and breakable, non-superpowered dispatcher. Right?
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11 Nov 2025
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Waterboy just wants his boyfriends opnion on what socks to wear
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11 Nov 2025
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Flambae and Waterboy are sent on a mission together and Flambae has a realization about what his type is.
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11 Nov 2025
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Robert despises the winter, especially the cold.
Good thing the fire and flame himself flew in his flat unannounced.
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11 Nov 2025
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The Z-Team Learns How To Take Care of Their New Pet Dispatcher by Kasmusser
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
10 Nov 2025
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Five ways the Z Team takes care of their dispatcher and the time Robert finds out it's a lot more organized than he thought.
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11 Nov 2025
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Robert reflects on his past with Flambae and the guilt that follows after. Flambae is there to put his mind at ease, even if he sucks at it sometimes.
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10 Nov 2025
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"The suit in the shed was the final straw. Robert was like Elliot’s own son. He acted like it more than the kid’s father, too."
Shroud's motivation for killing Mecha-man.
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- Part 1 of I LOVE VILLAIN ROBERT
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10 Nov 2025
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I’ll Steal Your Pain, You Steal Mine by sonarfucker (maned_wolf_caboose)
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
10 Nov 2025
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In a last minute decision, he turned on the suits energy sword and swung, cutting through the pinky and ring finger of the villain. Suddenly, pain shot out from his right hand, the same fingers falling off and blood starting to drop from them, and he felt nothing but pure, unadulterated dread and sorrow.
Or: soulmate au where you share the injuries of your soulmate. Flambae and Robert are stupid, and Robert suffers
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10 Nov 2025
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Robert is called into a meeting with SDN HR, which he didn't realize had actual people on it, for a meeting. He is surprised about what finally broke the camel's back and got him called in.
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10 Nov 2025