TheBirdThatIHate



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  1. Public Bookmark 57

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    “A serious flaw in something otherwise good; a problem that ruins everything else.”

    Spamton G. Spamton is just a normal spam program making ends meet by tricking darkners into buying his garbage. At least, that's what he tells a blue addison he accidentally draws the attention of, as well as their friends. But, something far worse is festering under the smiling puppet-like mask he wears, something that becomes harder to conceal the closer he gets to them.

    Decades after Cyber City was ravaged by flesh-eating computer worms, few remember the infestation of 1997. After all, there was no point dwelling on it when the vile parasites had been fully eradicated. There was no chance that one had survived.

    …right?

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    29 Jul 2025

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    On ch 11
    PEAK

  2. Public Bookmark 52

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    The pipeline from Big Shot to dumpster dweller wasn’t a straight path; no, Spamton spent years fighting to keep himself afloat. After five years of struggle, all he had to show for it was a shitty, dead-end job at a diner, a shitty garbage can, and a shitty body he could hardly recognize.

    When he finds himself face-to-face with the very man who had left him for dead, both Spamton and Tenna find years of anger and resentment bubble to the surface. With the unexpected return of the laptop into the Dreemurr household, Spamton is left to work through repressed emotions, maintaining his job so he can pull himself out of the dump, and grappling with the sudden onset of prophetic dreams.

    An AU in which Tenna and Spamton reunite five years after their split.

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    09 Oct 2025

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    On ch 10

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    Takes place in the same setting as The String Theory AU, but what if Spamton never left, and Tenna managed to convince him the sign the contract? How would that change the course of events. What lengths will Tenna go to to fix his partner and maintain the status quo? What happens when he finds the Shadow Crystal?

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    06 Oct 2025

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    On ch 2

  4. Public Bookmark 38

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    Kris receives the weirdest scam email they've ever seen and decides that they just HAVE to bait it.

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    30 Sep 2025

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    On ch 5

  5. Public Bookmark 40

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    The shadow crystals may be a harmless trinket to a lightener, but has the potential to break a darkener's mind and body. Spamton learns this the hard way, when his benefactor decides it's time to run a new experiment.

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    25 Aug 2025

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    On ch 4

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