The_trash_cannot
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A collection of wlw Fury Road drabbles based on Sappho poetry
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Baptized in Blood and Flame by Zombie_Queen (The_trash_cannot)
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
16 Aug 2023
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Tauriel Thranduiliel had run away. She couldn't take it anymore; after the death of her mother when she was scarcely 100 years old, her father had become more and more protective of her and her brother, Legolas. It broke her heart, but finally, she slipped past the guards and into the dark forest.
She couldn't have then imagined the chaos and destruction that came after.Or, alternately: a "Tauriel is Thranduil's daughter who may or may not have black magic" AU
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Six impossible things before breakfast by Zombie_Queen (The_trash_cannot)
Fandoms: Mad Max Series (Movies)
30 Mar 2023
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How Cheedo learned to believe six things
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with its life underground and the perfect disguise above by Zombie_Queen (The_trash_cannot)
Fandoms: Mad Max Series (Movies)
16 Mar 2023
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The Dag had honestly thought that she would be an alpha.
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- Part 2 of Mad Max Omegaverse
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Max's Study of Fatherhood by Zombie_Queen (The_trash_cannot)
Fandoms: Mad Max Series (Movies)
27 Feb 2023
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Things change. Like the Dag's plants, they grow.
Or, how Max can't seem to avoid traumatized kids in need of love
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- Words:
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- 3
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The Masks of Mairon by The_trash_cannot, Zombie_Queen (The_trash_cannot)
Fandom: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
09 Jun 2021
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The stories of Mairon, through Ages and wars, seductions and separations. Stories are in no particular order.
If you have a request for a story, please comment it and I will get to it very quickly!
- Words:
- 7,238
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- 4
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To Chance a Dream by DevilsCourt, that_one_gay_potato, The_trash_cannot, Zombie_Queen (The_trash_cannot)
Fandom: Hamlet (1990), Hamlet - Shakespeare
29 Jan 2023
- Words:
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A Stitch in Time Saves Nine by Maimacp
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
01 May 2025
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'No stupid ring is going to foil Billa Baggins!' She shouts, waving her fist at the sky, 'By the Valar, I'll save those dwarves, be rid of that ring and protect Frodo. You hear me! I'll do it even if the breath leaves my body first!'
If there is one thing Billa Baggins isn’t, it is a hero. But when Billa finds herself in the past--before that dratted quest to reclaim Erebor even began--she may find that a hero is exactly what those daft dwarves of hers need. Because this time everybody lives.
If only Thorin would stop distracting her with that stupid smile of his first.
Fem!BilboxThorin. Time-travel fix it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 107,476
- Chapters:
- 57/57
- Comments:
- 700
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- 3,710
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- 1,341
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Bookmarked by Zombie_Queen (The_trash_cannot)
08 Jul 2023
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10 Day Dadneto Drama by nathanbellamy
Fandom: X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types
23 Oct 2025
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Dadneto, Momstique, Papafessor X...and Hank. The most dysfunctional family you'll ever see, getting up to some serious nonsense under the guise of bonding. And fortunately or unfortunately for Peter, the road trip was only the beginning of the adventure...
Three planned fics for the series - road trip, camping, and cruise - as long as I can get my act together and actually write them :)
- Words:
- 214,128
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 32
Bookmarked by Zombie_Queen (The_trash_cannot)
04 Jul 2023
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Nerdanel by SunflowerSupreme
Fandom: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
03 Jul 2021
- Words:
- 26,240
- Works:
- 8
- Bookmarks:
- 110
Bookmarked by Zombie_Queen (The_trash_cannot)
18 May 2023
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Infinite Variations of a Summer Day by Caelice
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
08 Aug 2022
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During a hot summer at the Xavier Institute, Peter wakes up and spends the day as he normally does: prepping the school for the return of the students, spending quality time with his teammates, delaying telling Erik that they’re related, and going on a mission to rescue mutants from an experimental government facility. Unlike any other day however, he makes an error in judgment that results in him dying a horrible death.
The next morning, he wakes up to find that none of that has happened, and he’s reliving the very same day all over again.
And again.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 76,784
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 868
- Kudos:
- 3,815
- Bookmarks:
- 1,081
- Hits:
- 57,019
Bookmarked by The_trash_cannot
13 Sep 2021
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Immediate Family Universe by Glass_Shoe
Fandom: X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types
15 Dec 2018
- Words:
- 232,502
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 137
Bookmarked by The_trash_cannot
08 Jan 2021