TiredPanAndNotAFan
Fandoms
- The Mechanisms (Band) (10)
- Forsaken (Roblox) (3)
- Ulysses Dies at Dawn - The Mechanisms (Album) (2)
- Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series) (2)
- Madness Combat (Web Series) (1)
- Red Notice (2021 Thurber) (1)
- Half-Life (Video Games) (1)
- The Magnus Archives (Podcast) (1)
- The Bifrost Incident - The Mechanisms (Album) (1)
- Death to the Mechanisms - The Mechanisms (Album) (1)
Recent works
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I Never Loved You, I Was The Villain All Along by TiredPanAndNotAFan
Fandoms: Forsaken (Roblox)
22 Sep 2025
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It is a truth well-known to all manner of civilizations that gods have a tendency towards boredom, and boredom in gods only ever leads to trouble. Noli had lasted much longer than most gods do, but wasn't immune. One human life, toxic relationship, and reascension to godhood later, Noli is determined to paint himself as the true villain and mastermind of 007n7's past, if only to take back some of his agency from the man who ruined his life. The only problem? Noli still loves him. And isn't that the most awful thing of all?
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The Spectre has a favorite meal, and it's the kind with horns and a guilt complex. 007n7 learns the reason for the Forsaken Realm's existence, while facing the unwelcome adoration that the Spectre has for him.
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Elli hadn't meant to see anything untoward when she'd turned on the spectator cam after being killed, but when she becomes privy to what Mafioso and 007n7 have been doing during rounds together, she can't tear her eyes away. How was she supposed to know that her least favorite teammate would look so good underneath one of the killers?
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For April Fool's day, all of the Black Mesa security guards decide to wear skirts with their uniforms to confuse and vex the stuffy old scientists. Unfortunately for Barney, he finds he likes the skirt a little too much, which throws him into a crisis. He comes to the conclusion that he isn't quite a man.
Once discovered, how will he explore this new facet of himself?
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Flowers at the End of Everything by TiredPanAndNotAFan
Fandoms: Madness Combat (Web Series)
03 Feb 2025
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After the end of the world, plants are hard to come by. When Sanford comes by the means to start a small garden, the whole team enjoys the flowers he grows, especially Hank.
Perhaps he just enjoys that Sanford was willing to bring him a bouquet.(Prompt: "Character getting flowers for the first time." Thanks Astral!!)
Recent series
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Everything, Every Thing. by TiredPanAndNotAFan
Fandom: Death to the Mechanisms - The Mechanisms (Album), The Bifrost Incident - The Mechanisms (Album), The Mechanisms (Band), Ulysses Dies at Dawn - The Mechanisms (Album)
15 Jul 2024
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A series of snapshots of the long, long lives of the Mechanisms and how they interact with each other.
- Words:
- 9,543
- Works:
- 8
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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The Silver Sails by anxielin, Chanceuse, olligane, TiredPanAndNotAFan, watercolour_cypress
Fandom: The Mechanisms (Band)
25 Dec 2020
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Pieces for our Mechsonas!
- Words:
- 7,765
- Works:
- 5
Recent bookmarks
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eyes on me, baby (i got what you need, baby) by evilestfujo (evilfujo)
Fandoms: Forsaken (Roblox)
18 Jun 2025
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007n7’s mind is finally quiet. There’s a lingering fuzz creeping at the corners of his consciousness, and he feels— light. The knot in his chest has loosened, and though he hasn’t forgotten why he was upset in the first place, he does feel much calmer, sitting at Elliot’s feet, jaw cupped in his palms. He reaches up just barely, settling his hands on Elliot’s calves; the breath that leaves his lungs is nothing but relief, the contact scorching, but this is what he needed.
or, elliot gives 007n7 just what he needs.
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i- i- i- i really wanna- (spit it out, baby!) by evilestfujo (evilfujo)
Fandoms: Forsaken (Roblox)
05 Sep 2025
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Elliot grumbles, and then more shuffling, and then his voice is closer. 007n7 can hear the faint, exhausted rasp underlying his words, low and grainy in his phone’s speaker. “It’s all bullshit, plain bullshit. I can’t stand it sometimes.”
He sounds— hot. 007n7 bites down on his lip, hums in faux disinterest, urging Elliot to continue speaking.
or, the tribulations of answering the phone, as told by 007n7.
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“But I bet that doesn't bother you, does it? You dropped your sword so you can engorge yourself in king-sized feasts.” 1x4 pushes his blade against Shedletskys’ neck, forcing his head to tilt upwards to face him. “Of course it doesn't. I know you.”
“That's just what you think.” Shedletsky dares to bite back with bated breath, challenging the killer with a glare. His bravery was short of an act, but he’d rather go out a sore loser than live to be a petty winner.
“Oh? Want to test that theory?”
xxxxx
Shedletsky bites off more than he can chew.
Series
- Part 1 of Dolley's Forsaken Collection
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007n7 just wanted a quiet life in the woods—away from fines, blacklists, and the ankle monitor he owes to the Admins who once arrested him. But fate crashes onto his porch in the form of Telamon, the arrogant deity who once arrested him, now bleeding gold and broken across his doorstep. Against all reason, against all instinct, 007n7 makes a choice that changes everything: he saves him.
As Telamon recovers, something impossible happens—the god learns to feel.
Through 007n7’s stubborn kindness, his chaotic son C00lkidd’s antics, and the fragile warmth of a makeshift family, Telamon begins to question his purpose
What does it mean to care?
To love?
And why does the thought of losing them terrify him more than oblivion?And when Shedletsky finds 007n7 again in the forsaken limbo between worlds, he sees his last chance at redemption.
He would do anything to win back the man he wronged.
Anything.
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- Part 2 of N1cti's Forsaken works collection
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You Want Me So Bad by ReaderRevolution
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics)
25 Dec 2024
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Danny leaned closer, his grin sharp. “You’ve been breathing down my neck since day one. If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were obsessed with me.”
Damian scoffed, but before he could reply, Danny leaned even closer, his voice dropping to a mocking whisper. “You want me so bad it makes you look stupid.”
The words hit like a building, reverberating through Damian’s brain. He froze, staring at Danny, who raised an eyebrow, clearly waiting for some scathing comeback. But Damian had…
Damian’s expression flickered. First confusion, then disbelief, followed swiftly by something Danny could only describe as existential horror.
Or,
The moment Damian realizes he is attracted to the idiot called Fenton.
[Inspired by this tumbr post.]
Series
- Part 5 of Ghosts Among Us