8 Works by TrainedEye
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Somewhere, Sometime, Someplace, Someone Will Find You Theodorable by TrainedEye
Fandoms: Hello Neighbor (Video Games)
02 May 2026
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He would have accepted a curse. A spell, bad karma, anything to dismiss the truth.
The truth that life is tragic. The truth that someone like him is doomed to become the monster he hates, to do to others the very thing that stole his own happiness.Doomed to surround himself with others, but be forever alone, Theodore Peterson lives something resembling a life.
When a mysterious new neighbour moves in to Raven Brooks, can Theodore untangle the web that is his psyche and find true happiness, or is he doomed once again to tragedy and despair?
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John Halo has never ridden a bike before. He's one of humanity's SPARTAN IIs - genetically modified supersoldiers - kidnapped by the Office of Naval Intelligence at the age of six, long before he'd ever been given a chance to learn how.
When Halo and his trusty blue companion, Joyeuse, discover that the ghost of Tartarus plans to activate Zeta Halo and complete the Great Journey once and for all, Halo must race to stop him.
Can he stop Tartarus in time, or will all life in the galaxy perish? Will Halo ever learn to ride a bike?
Find out in...
Halo Learns to Ride a Bike.- Language:
- English
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- 3,109
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 37
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bloons joke book so funny drui d monkey will laugh lmmo (laughing my monkey off) by TrainedEye
Fandoms: Bloons Tower Defense (Video Games)
06 Nov 2025
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For seventy eight years, monkey-kind has been locked in epic conflict with the forces of Bloontopium. Day after day, loss after loss, the monkeys have been pushed back further and further east, towards the Edge of the World.
All hope is lost. Dart monkeys desert en masse, weakening the very defences that attempt to hold the Bloon assault at bay.
Monkey City has fallen, the last free monkeys of the world bar themselves in their homes, awaiting their inevitable and final end. They have accepted defeat, laid down their arms and wish only that their deaths should be swift.But not Bloonchipper. Once a secret weapon, long ago unleashed against the Bloon horde, they have discovered a key that holds either their salvation... Or their doom.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 581
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 132
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The King of the Condiments. The Man who is a Bat.
When Batman tracks Condiment King to his hidden lair deep within the streets of Gotham, Bruce Wayne finds himself at the mercy of his greatest, most mustardy villain so far.
Batman has a plan - he always has a plan - but no amount of prep time could prepare him for this.
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John Blox Goes On The Rowing Trip Of His Dreams by TrainedEye
Fandoms: Roblox (Video Game), Super Mario & Related Fandoms
09 Jun 2025
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The Wahmongers ravage the surface of Mars. An epic conflict rampaging across every inch of the barren land. Each army fighting for nothing but the pride of its ruler.
John Blox is the last of the Purpaliers holding this side of the planet. Alone he stands, ready to give all in defence of His Purpleiness...
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- Part 2 of John Blox's Rowing Trips
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Eternal Shells by TrainedEye
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Super Mario Bros. (Video Games)
31 Dec 2024
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Kept secret within the walls of the dark keep, Bowser and Mario's secret love blossoms. But what would become of them, should the walls crumble around them?
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John Blox Goes on a Rowing Trip by TrainedEye
Fandoms: Roblox (Video Game), Wii Sports (Video Game)
08 Nov 2024
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John Blox really wants to go row, right?
So he goes to Wii Sports because - wait I'm spoiling the story now.
Go read it, I guess. It's pretty short.Series
- Part 1 of John Blox's Rowing Trips
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Shadow My Hedgehog by TrainedEye
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Despicable Me (Movies), Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games)
13 Oct 2024
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When Infinite returns from within the Phantom Gru-by, and brings with him Shadow's most dangerous foe yet, can Shadow conquer the feelings in his heart or will he fall victim to the throes of love?