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    Two identical infants lay in the cradle. “One is of your blood.” The fae says, her voice soft. “The other is a changeling. Choose wisely.”

    “I’m taking both my children home.” Phil defiantly responds, his tone leaving no room for argument.

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    “You do understand that you’re caring for the thing meant to bring destruction and chaos to our world, right?” The woman asks, Phil looking behind him fondly as Techno grabs at the ends of his wings.

    “He’s just a child.” Phil answers distractedly, humming as his wings get gently yanked at.

    “He’s the first of three to destroy life as we know it! Shouldn’t we, well, get rid of him?!”

    “Oh, no.” Phil raises his eyes with a sharp glare. “Believe me, I have my own way of preventing the apocalypse.”

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    Or, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy are basically chaotic forces of nature, destined from birth to end the world and bring destruction. Most who hear of the tale of them are trying their best to track them down, and to end the monsters while they’re still young, still just children.

    Phil has a different plan.

    (In which Phil raises the minecraft equivalents of the anti-christ with love and support, so much so to the point where the world ending is really just a funny thought, and Phil has three kids who casually have powers that are bit more extreme than anything else in the world)

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    23 May 2022

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    In the time they spent staring dumbfounded at their front door, the lockpicker swung it open. The lockpicker stood up and made wide-eyed eye contact, clearly not prepared for this situation in the slightest.

    “Uh,” said the lockpicker, “so, this is like, totally just a misunderstanding? Not what it looks like at all.”

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    Based on the noncanon first meeting prompt where Morgan breaks into Alex's house on a dare

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    Sasha shrugged. “Betray her several times, go through a redemption arc, and then dramatically confess your love after the tenth near-death experience in a row,” she suggested.

    “What,” Yunan said.

     

    or; yunan is hella gay and makes the mistake of going to the calamity trio for relationship advice

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    11 May 2022

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    TommyInnit is a vigilante. This is a known fact.

    The sky is blue. The grass is green. TommyInnit is a vigilante.

    TommyInnit also needs a job. A proper one, one that pays him well so he doesn’t need to work three jobs at a time.

    It’s a good thing that the Three Lives Agency is looking for interns, right?

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    22 Jun 2021