14 Works by UltraRedMonstr
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Now I'm Wanted 'Cross Several County Lines by UltraRedMonstr
Fandoms: Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series)
05 Nov 2025
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Mollymauk swears under his breath as he’s dragged along by the sheriff and his deputy. He really hadn’t been trying to tease this time, he meant it to be a real, well-meaning battle.
With a sigh, Caleb resigns himself to the truth; it’s well beyond time for him and Veth to take their leave from Trostenwald.
Caduceus walks around the quaint village of Trostenwald, taking in the beautiful mountainous views after his arduous journey.
Fjord didn’t know what the hell he was doing. One minute, he was a farmhand, and he had a steady life on Vander’s farm. Then, shit hit the fan. It only took a few days to come across a bright blue tiefling and a muscular, tanned human, Jester and Beauregard respectively.
“Well, my name is Essek. Can I ask why there's a human at my door?” The drow responds, heavily accented.
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Drama! Romance! Fictional Archeology! What more could there be?Tldr I love westerns.
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- Part 5 of Crit Role Fics
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“I’m sorry if I gave you a scare, my name’s Thaisa Lloy. You were sent here by Murray, right? Well, she said you’d be good for a mission I’m going on. Good at secrets, adept at magic, the works. I won’t force you to come, but no matter what your response is I’m taking you with me to camp.”
Occtis blinked. “I get a choice in this?”
Thaisa’s frown deepened, “You always have a choice, kid…what did you say your name is?”
“Not a kid,” he replied, biting the inside of his cheek as he thought about his options.
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- Part 6 of Crit Role Fics
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Molly’s tail rises without a thought, going for the handholds of one of the ales. Mindlessly, he grabs the milk in one hand, two ales in another, and holds the last with his tail, turning to approach the table.
He’s met with eyes from the motley crew as he saunters over, watching as Yasha rolls her eyes while two very drunk humans stare in awe.
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- Part 3 of Crit Role Fics
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Some TLC by UltraRedMonstr
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series) RPF, Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series)
19 Oct 2025
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The moment of softness is ruined by Mollymauk themself, whose frown suddenly upturns into a cocky grin. “You’re getting a bath tonight, though.”
“After dinner,” Essek starts, “we’re all going to go up. You are going to get bathed, and we are to treat you to some pampering.”
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- Part 4 of Crit Role Fics
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“You know,” Caleb murmured, “you could’ve made Beau wait for healing; she’s persistent. Priorities, you know?”
“Yeah, I know now,” Caduceus responds, putting his head on the table.
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The fic in which Caduceus (kicks feet) gets hurt and forgets to take care of himself until consequences hit. He's so loved, especially by me.
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- Part 2 of Crit Role Fics
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“All this for loitering?” Molly asks, forcing his tail to feign confidence and calm. “Seriously, you guys are doing too much.”
One of the guards holding him clears his throat. “Actually, this is for attacking us. That gets a serious punishment.”
He immediately turns back to the door as it slams shut with a loud thunk, sealing his fate in the damp room that’s cold enough that he can see his breath on every exhale. He sends a quick thank you toward his tiefling heritage for having him run warmer, then turns around to take stock of the cell.
Except his eyes pause as they meet a pair of clear blue eyes, frozen as they stare at him and causing Mollymauk some pause. His focus has now shifted; screw the room, who the fuck is this?
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For the first time in my LIFE, there's a fandom/piece of media rivaling my unhealthy Minecraft fixationSeries
- Part 1 of Crit Role Fics
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[DISCONTINUED]
The neon lights lining the streets aren’t enough to blind the citizens to the officials blatantly bribing the police to enact unheard-of laws and keep the cost of work down. The constant movement in the city can’t drown out the blatant theft as billionaires take whatever they want from poorer people and companies–and if the people get defensive, they get arrested.
However, the lights are bright enough and the streets are loud enough to make the cops invisible to him until it’s too late. One minute, he's browsing a small store for quality control, trying to find anything to put them out of business so he might get promoted for that pension, and the next his hands are behind his back in titanium cuffs. But he didn’t do anything.
“Jimmy Solidarity, you’re under arrest."
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“Mr. Tek,” a man in a suit greeted, setting a stack of files on the very same metal desk he was chained to. “I’ve been meaning to talk to you for a while but you’ve been…busy, to say the least.”
Yeah, busy building a rebellion from the ground up. It’s taken a few years and several grey hairs, but it’s finally at a stage he can be proud of. But he didn’t need to know that.
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- Part 6 of Red Writes About a Fucking Video Game
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I have to be so super selective this year because my junior year of college is starting out ROUGH
centering around my two favorite Minecraft guys
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The Sensitive Period by UltraRedMonstr
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
02 Aug 2024
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Jimmy undergoes the sensitive period, a period of time in which he mimics the songs he hears and implements them into his own. Except rather than mimicking songs, he's mimicking different acts of love, learning from his friends, his family, how to show affection. Written in the form of a 5+1 because obviously.
Or, 5 times in which Jimmy mimicked different forms of affection, and 1 time that everyone realizes what's happened.
Based on an actual biological concept with songbirds, if you're interested please look into songbird's sensitive periods. Super interesting stuff although according to google I'm wrong (I know I'm not super wrong cuz it was written in a textbook).
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Important edit: Fuck Wilbur Soot. Support victims always <3
Something about the apocalypse, people developing hybrid traits, Tommy developing wings, and a pair of eyes following him around. Idk man its 3am and i realized i forgot to make a summary.
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- Part 5 of Red Writes About a Fucking Video Game
- Part 1 of Oneshots/Warm-Ups
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Important edit: Fuck Wilbur Soot. Support victims always <3
Tommy has been through literal fucking hell. With a time limit on his life, Tommy sets his plan into action: hire the Syndicate to kill Dream. The only problem is that Tommy…Tommy just wants the illusion of family before he dies. That is the basis of his plan.
Aka I know I just finished a fic but then I read like one mafia sbi fic and was like "alright nah my turn get ready for tears bitch"
Title from little tiny dusty picture frame by beeler (or bee ler) on spotify
All chapter titles are lyrics from the song“Hohoho, no-morals-Tommyinnit?” - a fabulous bookmark. No morals indeed.
“I love found family with no existent morals” - an agreeable bookmarker
(genuinely one of my favorite projects, thanks for the support :D)OFFICIALLY ABANDONED, sorry gang :)
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- Part 4 of Red Writes About a Fucking Video Game
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Important edit: Fuck Wilbur Soot. Support victims always <3
Tommy was just an orphan when the fucking zombie apocalypse hits. He doesn't expect to find a family during end-times, but here we are.
Aka Red is writing for a dead fandom but it's their comfort crack your honor.
“Dadnoblade is my therapy” - a relatable bookmark
“guys guys, hear me out... dadnoblade.” - anotha oneSeries
- Part 3 of Red Writes About a Fucking Video Game
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Whumptober 2022 by UltraRedMonstr
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Oct 2022
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Important edit: Fuck Wilbur Soot. Support victims always <3
I'm a whump wimp, so I will be writing all hurt comfort.
See chapter 1 for my rules/whumptober list.
Will begin posting October 1st (no shit).
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- Part 2 of Red Writes About a Fucking Video Game
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Close Your Pretty Eyes, My Butterfly by UltraRedMonstr
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
12 Sep 2022
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Important edit: Fuck Wilbur Soot. Support victims always <3
“A large chunk of the Logsted Woodlands got destroyed last night,” Phil started.
Which like, whoa. You can’t start a conversation by saying the largest forest in the world, harboring countless species of immortal and dangerous creatures alike, perfectly capable of protecting their woodlands, got fucking destroyed. Granted, Phil did say a chunk, but he said a large chunk. That in itself was worrying.
Wilbur voiced his thoughts accordingly, “that’s a fucking bomb to drop on us so suddenly.”
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I saw a distinct lack of long fae/vampire fics and asked "anyone gonna write that?" and didn't wait for an answer.
Title from "Butterfly's Repose" by Zabawa
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- Part 1 of Red Writes About a Fucking Video Game