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What’s an Angry Mortal to Do? by WhatTheHeckHaveIDone
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
08 Aug 2025
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Geralt, the Demigod of Death, has angered his most devoted follower. He experiences Consequences.
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Jaskier really doesn't think his occasionally needing to spend a few days as a wolf ought to be quite so big a deal. Apparently his wife thinks otherwise.
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- Part 13 of Fairy Tale Retellings
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19 Nov 2025
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Jaskier and the Three Witchers by toybard
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
07 Sep 2020
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The witchers have disappeared, and no one knows why. One spring they just vanished into thin air. Jaskier, a damaged omega bard, decides to leave the relative comforts of Oxenfurt and travel until he can uncover the mystery. It will be his greatest ballad yet!
He ends up finding something much more than what he bargained for...Or, this is what happens when you let someone who can’t shut his trap try and write a “short” Goldilocks and the Three Bears inspired smut oneshot. Short oneshot my a**.
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15 Nov 2025
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Kinktober 2025 Witcher style by Ammarettu
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
05 Nov 2025
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A series of one-shots for Kinktober, list I'm using will be linked in the first chapter.
Each chapter will have its own CW's so please read those.
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06 Nov 2025
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The Reckless Song of Life and Death by phiaura
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Oct 2025
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Where witchers are death, and Jaskier is a bard with a flare for the dramatic who keeps saying he wants to “just die” in any given situation.
To Jaskier, this is just a figure of speech. To Geralt, it is very definitely flirting.
When he decides to finally court the bard, it doesn't quite go as expected, and he finds out just why it is so easy for Jaskier to flirt with death.---000---
Geralt tilts his head to listen, the corner of his mouth twitching upward. The bard has been flirting with him for weeks now, exclaiming he could just die, all over Oxenfurt. At first, Geralt thought the man was being dramatic and didn’t know what he was doing, but no one is that theatrical.
“Little shit at it again?” Lambert grouses. “Just fucking court him already, pretty boy. Or I might just do it for you.”
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26 Oct 2025
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Jaskier knew that being an omega set him at a disadvantage. Omegas were a rarity in the world and to alphas they were considered the most prized possessions. And because they were so treasured as possessions, rather than people in their own right, they were kept as such.
Jaskier had promised his Mother that he wouldn't let his genetics hold him back like it had her. He was determined to follow his dreams of becoming a successful singer regardless of the consequences. But what happens when he meets Geralt Rivia an alpha who isn't like any other alpha Jaskier had met. Will he chose to let an alpha claim him knowing it will cost him his dreams or will he chose to let his love of Geralt destroy those very same dreams.
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20 Oct 2025