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Sex on Legs in Six-Inch Heels by Tessa Crowley (tessacrowley)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Aug 2017
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Draco Malfoy is a brilliant freelance cursebreaker and the only one who can help the Department of Magical Law Enforcement with a very dangerous case, but more importantly, he's wearing six-inch heels, and Harry cannot handle it, he really just can't.
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17 Oct 2025
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Draco has a favorite seat. Everyone knows that. Most people respect that. EXCEPT stupid Potter and his 'I can do whatever I want' mindset. Draco is tired of allowing this to continue and takes matters into his own hands...or well Potter's lap.
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11 Oct 2025
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“So, I was thinking—” Neville cut off, causing Harry to peer up curiously. Neville’s eyes were narrowed on the flower, small frown marring his features. “Oh, how rude.”
“What’s rude? It’s just a flower. Strange, since Malfoy sent it to me. Do you think he was cursed? I mean, it’s not like him to be nice.”
Neville snorted, mouth twitching rapidly. “No, it’s not,” He agreed readily. “Malfoy sending this makes perfect sense though. The flower means, Beauty is your only attraction."
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Or... the one where Harry and Draco have a flower war. Their tamest fight yet to date as they trade silent insults, cutting barbs and even a few compliments sprinkled in.- Language:
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11 Oct 2025
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It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, one-shot, eighth year.
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11 Oct 2025
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5 Times Draco Malfoy reads works of Muggle Literature and Harry is completely smitten and 1 Time Harry does.
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11 Oct 2025