WrittenInUranium



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    In the year of our lord two thousand and twenty-five, I, Uranium, being a completely insane fujo who listens to a concerning amount of vocaloid, have decided to write a Spamtenna oneshot based on every song from my favourite producer, Ferry, and nobody can stop me.

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    - I've picked what I think is the best potential title from the lyrics of each song, and reverse-engineered the fic premises from there.
    - I'm skipping the ones in Russian, because I don't speak Russian, and I'm only doing original songs - sorry, Housewife Radio.
    - I'm also skipping "through me to you" and "Samara 1921", because I felt like they'd be kind of inappropriate for this.
    - There are a lot of Ferry songs with lines about dying in the snow. To force creativity, I'm only allowing myself to use one of those.

    29 songs, two tormented homosexuals, and one maniacal writer. Go listen to some Ferry right now.

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    “Forever” is simply not in the cards. Can’t be.

    Shouldn’t be, but a nagging little thought has been squirming around in the back of his mind lately, blinking in and out like the light above his bathroom mirror. Just a little longer. Me, here, like this—just a little longer. Annoying, really, like an itch that only hurts to scratch. But what’s he supposed to do—not scratch it? When the day’s broadcast goes so well and the new segment he and Tenna implemented goes off without a hitch and the production staff treat him like he’s a god and Tenna invites him out to a celebratory dinner with a smile like that?

    Oh, he’s so fucked. That’s the one thing about him that doesn’t change.

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    A 28 page fic/comic hybrid! What would it take for an autonomy-starved man to marry the control freak he loves? This, maybe!

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    08 Nov 2025

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    After the events of Chapter 4, Susie refuses to go home. Going to see Tenna instead, she finds he has an... unexpected guest.

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    06 Nov 2025

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    Spamton and Tenna make the mistake of getting down and dirty in a room that doesn't lock.

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    01 Nov 2025

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    Spamton thought Tenna was pushing himself too hard by taking a trip to Cyber City together. As he was about to find out, the source of his anxiety was something very, very different—good, even.

    Written for Spamtenna Week Day 3 - Marriage.

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    Noelle's house shatters around her, and Spamton awkwardly tries to pick up the pieces without cutting his hands.

    (Which he would have had no problem doing, if his neighbor hadn't been his ex-boyfriend.)

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