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    Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.

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    16 Aug 2020

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    One of the greatest fanfics ever written - I MUST finish reading it!

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    Nearly seven years ago Basil's life was flipped upside down. He went from having whirlwind romance as his detective career took off to his heart being shattered and becoming his niece's guardian. After years of growing, healing, and learning how to be a father, the past is slowly creeping back in. How will Basil react and will he be able to keep Olivia safe?

    (I dare say, how do you write a summary?)

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    14 Oct 2025

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    After years of chasing the nefarious Professor Ratigan, Basil has finally put him behind bars. But without a wit to match him, Basil soon finds that crime solving has become a dull sport. When a string of new murders leads Basil back to Ratigan, an entire world of deception, corruption, and mystery begins to unfurl before him.

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    14 Oct 2025

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    One of the best fanfics I've read in months. An absolute gem. Pray to God that the author decides to continue this.

  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    A month after the death of Professor Ratigan, the criminal underworld held its breath, yet Basil continued his work dismantling the remnants of the late crime lord’s empire. This quiet was shattered by a series of perplexing crimes. Growing ever more personal, these new cases compelled the detective to look back, seeking answers in the very depths he wished to avoid – his own memory. This string of coincidences was far too perfect to be mere chance. Then… how is this possible?

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    27 Sep 2025

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    Fucking incredible, immaculate work. I'm actually going to lose my mind if this doesn't get finished!!!

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    The kids fall through the portal, and Stanley chases after them. He will not lose them the way he lost his brother.

    Refusing to repeat the mistake of 30 years ago, the family becomes stranded in the multiverse, stuck without a clear path home. Stan's got his brother back, at least, but Stanford isn't the same as Stan remembers. Looks the same, sure, talks the same, absolutely - but he's got a 'professional working relationship' with Bill Cipher that Stan'd really rather not interrogate, and seems to have changed his whole vibe from Virgin Loser, to Space Cowboy Wizard; Which isn't all that different, now that Stan thinks about it.

    Stan and Ford must now find a way to kill Bill, get the family back to Earth, and try to keep the ghosts of their past from tearing them apart. Again. Same boat, different planks, and neither one can deal with their own reflection in the water.

    Well, whatever. They can handle this.

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    06 Sep 2025