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Batman and Joker have played this game for a very long time. They know the rules, they know the moves, they know how it'll end. But when someone starts a new game, they’ll have to learn new rules and make new moves if they want to win.
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01 Sep 2025
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After a fight in an illegal magic shop results in Bruce impregnating Joker, at least things can't get any more bizarre— except of course they can.
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15 Aug 2024
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A Glove behind Glass by xXEzraInkXx
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), The Dark Knight (Movie 2008), batjokes - Fandom, Joker - Fandom, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Joker (2019)
03 Jun 2024
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Inspired by the deleted scene from The Batman (2022), Batman steps into Arkham State Hospital to get Joker's help with an ongoing string of disturbing murders. In a room separated by a wall of detention glass, Batman tries to charm the information out of his adversary and has come prepared with an incentive: Joker's beloved red lipstick.
However, to give up all the information he has, the clown prince requires more: one of Batman's gloves...
What for?
Bruce is about to find out.
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04 Jun 2024
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An accidental, industrial-strength dose of pollen gifts Joker his dream: being locked in a bunker with an insatiable Batman. When he realizes it's a nightmare, it's too late to escape.
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14 Apr 2024
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When Bruce meets Jokester for the first time, it feels like the universe has given him everything he didn't want to admit he needed.
Except it's never that simple.
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07 Apr 2024
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Definition; Sex that is not very kinky or adventurous
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04 Apr 2024
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Control by Consumer_Sadness
Fandoms: Batman: Arkham (Video Games), Batman - All Media Types
31 Mar 2024
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Definition; A relationship where the dominant or owner has complete authority and influence over the submissive
Set in Batman; Arkham Knight
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31 Mar 2024
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Definition; Katoptronophilia is a fetish for mirrors that involves sexual or erotic activities in front of mirrors.
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Joker soundlessly prayed that Batman would collapse his windpipe as he grasped at the large hand and wheezed. Batman has many times wished the same thing for different reasons. Joker hoped this, not because he wanted to die, as it were, but because if Batman finally killed, that meant Joker would prevail.
He never wanted to win by being the one to murder Batman. That’s no way to triumph—a Batman-less life was not worth living. But if Batman finally let loose and punched a little bit harder and gripped a little bit tighter, Joker could win, and he would thank Batman for it when they were finally joined together in hell.
(or Batman and Joker have a lover's quarrel and fuck in the Batmobile and have Thoughts™)
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- Part 3 of Batman: Gotham's Dirge
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19 Mar 2024
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Bruce is late from his patrol as Batman. Joker isn't very happy about it.
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17 Mar 2024
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It takes time, and Bruce has never been patient, but it’s an inevitability. Arkham can only hold Joker for so long. Bruce wonders if there is anywhere on earth that could keep him locked up forever.
When the call comes in about an incident at Arkham, it feels like a weatherman announcing a storm that Bruce can already see outside. There is no misting rain this time— it is pouring. Joker is long gone, with less fanfare than usual. Bruce wonders where he’ll find him, but he’s already racing downstairs.
There’s that feeling again, trembling like a fist is closed around his heart. Bruce is only alive when he might be dying.
It is almost like being in love.
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22 Feb 2024
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By the time the explosion hits, Bruce is so tense from the waiting that the deafening crack of concrete below his feet almost comes as a relief.
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30 Jan 2024
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Bruce gets hit with a bad trip of fear gas. Joker is there to help.
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06 Jan 2024
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After all these years, Batman and Joker can still manage to sneak up on each other.
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04 Jan 2024
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“Dick and Barbara reminded me what’s important,” Bruce says, quietly. “And there's one more person I want to see.”
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01 Jan 2024
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That Deathless Death by superherogrl for luxamea
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
24 Dec 2023
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Joker knows Batman’s darkest secret and it only makes him love the dark knight more.
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31 Dec 2023
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Poison Ivy has brand new pheromones, and Bruce's custom antidotes aren't working anymore. He needs help.
And, like it or not... he knows just where to find it.
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This Strange Effect by battybrownboo
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
15 Oct 2024
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Batman and the Justice League are forced to harbor Joker when he accidentally gets beamed up to the Watchtower. But a clown in space will be the least of their problems.
What is originally supposed to be a simple mission to facilitate diplomacy between a warring planet turns into the uncovering of deeply rooted corruption, and the leaders of this world are willing to sacrifice anything to maintain the status quo. Even if that means harming its own people. As the Justice League struggles to create order and save lives, Batman and Joker’s inextricable bond might just be exactly what they need to save them all.
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30 Dec 2023
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The sting of you consumes me just as well as it always has, melding into one with the everpresent pain. And it’s grounding - a constant, even now, after everything. We’re bound together, you and I, no matter what. You haven’t changed that.
(Pre-Endgame. Joker is Eric Border.)
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27 Dec 2023
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You could lay on your back and be beaten (You could put up your fists and fight) by TheDykeKnight for CardamomQueen
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
23 Dec 2022
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He wants it, Bruce thinks. You’ve locked him in a cell and drugged him to the point of immobility. You’ve refused him power over his own body. You’re forcing him to have your child. And he’s still dripping for you.
It’s a dangerously addictive thought.
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27 Dec 2023