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ushi’s ascent to godhood (sponsored by the akademiya).
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- Part 4 of memento mori, bitch!
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sequel to cool beans & interlude
a chronicle of the opening night of the arataki gang’s bean-free restaurant: “to bean or not to bean”. it might qualify as the singular worst evening of scaramouche’s life.
or: family reunions are always awkward, but this one probably takes the cake.
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- Part 3 of memento mori, bitch!
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interlude: the beetle doesn’t fall far from the tree by anemoctopus
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Oct 2022
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sequel to cool beans!
childe is trying— and failing— to track down scaramouche in inazuma. his only lead right now is an oni in a very suspicious hat.
ei, for her part, has no idea what’s going on. but then again, when has she ever?or: “wait, you’re looking for scaramouche, too?”
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- Part 2 of memento mori, bitch!
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itto doesn’t really know what a “balladeer” is, but he does know that the arataki gang has never had one before! so that’s pretty cool.
or: scaramouche just wants his fucking hat back.
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- Part 1 of memento mori, bitch!
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a series of absurd events stemming from a late-onset bean allergy.
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The Phantom Guardian by MissingN000
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
31 Dec 2024
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There's something about this girl, like looking in a funhouse mirror a third of his size. “Oi, kid,” Toji says. “It’s you, isn’t it?”
The girl glares daggers at him from behind a pair of red-rimmed glasses too big for her tiny face. She’s looking at him like he’s totally crazy, which isn’t entirely untrue. “Huh? Who the heck are you?”
In lieu of answering, he asks, “What’s your name?”
The girl scowls. “Maki.”
“Maki,” he repeats, and it’s like a missing piece of his soul falls back into place. The record of his life before he fought the Six-Eyes brat is a long, impossibly white scroll of nothing -- but written on it in faint letters is the name of a child, a child with a delicate name that brushed the heavens, spun a prayer into letters; a name that began with an M, and it ended in i, too.
“Maki,” he says again. “I think you’re my daughter.”
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Toji makes a mistake. It changes everything.
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04 Dec 2023
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And Pete’s Your Uncle! by SorryIWasAsleep
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse
18 Oct 2024
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“He’s my Uncle!” Miles couldn’t believe he’d said it.
Peter couldn’t believe he’d said it.
Neither could his parents.
Which, uhhh, was a problem since Peter was stuck living in this dimension for the time being and Miles would really like for him to be able to be his mentor still.
Peter lies through his teeth. “I’m Aaron’s husband!”
And keeps lying.
Which would be fine because the only other person in this secret marriage was dead, except for the small issue that that wasn’t exactly true.
And now they’ve got a bit of a situation.
(Based on the tumblr post https://www.tumblr.com/christchex/186966460170/dracophile-teapotsahoy)
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- Part 1 of And Pete’s Your Uncle! + Sides
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12 Nov 2023
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I Love You (but you don't love me) by BunnyBurr0w
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
23 Oct 2023
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Kenjaku never cared about anyone outside what they could do for him. He used and abused people before discarding them like trash when they outlived their usefulness. And Jin Itadori had outlived his usefulness. So why couldn't Kenjaku stop thinking about him?
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31 Oct 2023
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kentucky fried tears by HamsterQinghua
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
04 Aug 2023
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He’s staring dully off into space when you finally place down four buckets the size of your head on the small table, but snaps to attention as soon as the buckets land. You watch, with no mild sense of horror, as he finishes an entire bucket in the time it takes you to place the final one.
You hesitate. You feel like maybe you should say something.
“Are you… okay?”
“He was my one and only,” he blubbers out immediately among a mouthful of chicken, and you instantly regret even asking. “We were the strongest.”
You’re not exactly sure what that means. You’re not exactly sure you want to know what that means.
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or, you work as a cashier at KFC
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02 Oct 2023
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save the date by HamsterQinghua
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
05 Sep 2023
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“What’s your favorite color,” Gojo interrupts. Suguru blinks.
“I don’t think that’s relevant,” he responds mildly. “What’s your favorite color, though? We can probably incorporate it into the design—”
“Triangle,” Gojo interrupts again confidently, and before Suguru can ask what the fuck that means, he’s leaning in again, a palm cupped against his chin. “Do you like boys?”
What the fuck, Suguru thinks.
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or, Suguru is planning the wedding of one Satoru Gojo and Shoko Ieiri. he's not really sure why the former keeps flirting with him on the job.
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02 Oct 2023