naughtyskeletonpuns (badskeletonpuns)
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the art of abseiling by naughtyskeletonpuns (badskeletonpuns)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
27 Mar 2024
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In the midst of Cybertron's most recent civil war, two fiery Decepticon warriors collide at full speed with the primary medic of the Autobots.
Did I say "collide"? I meant "accidentally get entangled in a long-term enemies-with-benefits situationship." Easy mix-up, right? It was certainly easy enough for the three of them.
(Or, in other words—a series of hotlocket vignettes of various interactions (mostly sexual) over the course of the war, featuring Decepticon!Hot Rod, only the tiniest amount of plot to underpin the porn, and everyone getting in over their heads with feelings.)
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do that pussy purr? by naughtyskeletonpuns (badskeletonpuns) for LegendTrainer
Fandoms: Transformers Generation One, Transformers - All Media Types
26 Dec 2023
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Skywarp's looking for something fresh and exciting—and boy howdy, does Ravage have an excellent pitch.
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Tin Roof, Rusted! by naughtyskeletonpuns (badskeletonpuns) for GemmaRose
Fandoms: Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon), Transformers - All Media Types
13 Mar 2023
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Huh, it's been a while since Skyfire has heard from his old-lab-and-semi-regular-interface partner who he has the normal amount of attachment to, Starscream, hasn't it? He should probably "check" on him.
Starscream, for his part, is having a great time pretending to be imprisoned by G.H.O.S.T. It's no trouble at all to sneak out for a night and show off a new mod of his to Skyfire, who he ALSO has the normal amount of attachment to.
They indulge themself in a very good time.
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let me float away by naughtyskeletonpuns (badskeletonpuns) for EmsieSecretStuff
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
25 Jan 2023
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Skyfire and Starscream have big plans for this evening. You might say that Skyfire in particular is a little tied up.
In other words: Starscream makes a scientific breakthrough to create comfortable ropes capable of suspending a mech of Skyfire's size class, because Skyfire deserves everything he wants. Specifically, he deserves to be suspended from the ceiling and lovingly cared for by Starscream.
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Fraternization For Fun And Profit by naughtyskeletonpuns (badskeletonpuns) for goresque
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
21 Dec 2022
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Decepticon darling (and Megatron's frequent berthmate) Hot Rod found it all too easy to don the name Rodimus and "join up" with the Autobots, all while funneling information back to his 'Con buddies. He had thought that it might take time to get to know their beloved leader, but, well...
It turned out that it was even easier to get underneath Optimus's panels.
He couldn't wait to tell Megatron about this.
(Re: Dubious Consent: everyone consents to directly having sex and has an excellent time doing so. See author's notes for more detailed warnings.)
Recent series
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Megastar Roleplay Shenanigans by badskeletonpuns, naughtyskeletonpuns (badskeletonpuns)
Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
08 Mar 2021
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A series of megastar roleplays in the same continuity/universe between Metanoiac and Badskeletonpuns. :D
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Megastar Week 2021 by badskeletonpuns, naughtyskeletonpuns (badskeletonpuns)
Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
01 Feb 2021
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Collected works from the Megastar week prompts 2021.
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- 3,507
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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Best Bad Habits-verse by badskeletonpuns, naughtyskeletonpuns (badskeletonpuns)
Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
17 Nov 2022
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- 9
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if i could burn this town by naughtyskeletonpuns (badskeletonpuns)
Fandom: King Falls AM (Podcast)
31 Jul 2019
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A branch-off au of the samben friends-with-benefits verse, this time with bonus Steven Grisham! Starts after the first three fics of the samben fwb series, perhaps, perhaps, perhaps, but you don't NEED to read those if you don't want to.
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perhaps, perhaps, perhaps by naughtyskeletonpuns (badskeletonpuns)
Fandom: King Falls AM (Podcast)
28 Feb 2020
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Samben friends with benefits AU, courtesy of my love for this ship and my lack of self control.
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Help I Accidentally Joined a Threesome by EmsieSecretStuff for Baird Crevan (Baird)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
23 Dec 2023
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Megatron has noticed that Starscream hasn't been particularly engaged during their most recent sexual escapades. In fact he has the habit of disappearing off for long flights afterwards. This time Megatron follows him and discovers precisely what the seeker has been up to. Then it's not too long before Megatron gets embroiled in some of the wildest sex in his life.
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- English
- Words:
- 8,913
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- 4/4
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- Comments:
- 28
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- 223
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- 22
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- 3,314
Bookmarked by naughtyskeletonpuns (badskeletonpuns)
29 Dec 2023
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Three Trucks (Having Sex) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
06 Oct 2023
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Optimus and Ultra Magnus help Rodimus get acquainted with his new equipment.
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- Part 7 of Prompt & Kinkmeme fills by NyonSuperstar
- Language:
- English
- Words:
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Bookmarked by naughtyskeletonpuns (badskeletonpuns)
06 Oct 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
The truck sex you didn't know you needed but I am telling you that you do
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Things that Go Bump in the Night by EatYourSparkOut
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon)
07 Apr 2023
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Since their unexpected arrival on Tarantulas' doorstep, Nightshade has proven themself to be a bright and eager student. When it comes to interface, Tarantulas is only too happy to help them gain some hands-on experience.
It turns out that Nightshade isn't the only one who still has things to discover about intimacy.
Bookmarked by naughtyskeletonpuns (badskeletonpuns)
08 Apr 2023