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Due to a certain mistake, Ratio and Aventurine must swap roles for their next mission. Aventurine will present the Guild's research to the investor, while Ratio... will seduce the target.
Surely, if it's for a mission, even the brusque and sharp-tongued doctor can sweet-talk, right?
Surely, Aventurine can continue to keep his feelings hidden...
... right?
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18 Nov 2025
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the virgin professor mind-breaking the experienced gambler
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you get lost in the ocean by ThirtySixSaveFiles
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
15 Jun 2025
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It’s not a haunting if the person’s body is still alive, right? It’s not quite possession if Sanji’s still in charge of his own. If it was done, it can be undone. This is some kind of nightmare; Sanji just has to wake up. Sanji looks down at Zoro’s still, sleeping body and tells himself all of those things are true.
___Zoro and Sanji have to learn to occupy the same body — and figure out how to get Zoro back into his own.
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22 Sep 2025
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zoro being able to hear sanji's every thought by being in one body really saved them a lot of misunderstandings and got together quickly
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The tragedy of being a pirate while also wanting to have a meaningful first sexual experience with someone of importance was this: it was statistically unlikely to ever happen.
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Veritas Ratio was tired of Aventurine.
Not in the sense that most people were, no. Sure, he was chatty, and bothersome, and was far too eager to throw himself in the crossfire for some barely quantifiable win, but that wasn’t why Ratio was starting to get sick of the blonde.
No, Ratio was tired of him because he wouldn’t stop asking him for sex.
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5 times Ratio gives Aventurine a math problem to solve before sex, and 1 time Aventurine gives him one in return.
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19 Nov 2024
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learning something new and getting laid all at once, very nice
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a study on innovative approaches to mitigation and elimination of some hanahaki bullshit by Dr. Veritas Ratio, Ph.D. by profligate
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
24 Jun 2024
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“Ah,” Aventurine said, rubbing his arm, “so that’s why they had us refresh all our vaccinations before this trip. We’re not in any danger of falling ill, are we? I’d hate to ruin such a nice vacation.”
“It’s unclear,” Ratio said. Aventurine side-eyed him, looking less relaxed now. But if those folktales had any merit to them at all, “more likely, no.”
They were approaching the town now, inclined turquoise shingles peeking out over the edges of the treeline. It seemed like every building here was overgrown with flowers—flowers burst from the vines on white stucco walls, bouquets hung from the bucket-laden stalls at every corner, and almost all the windows were decorated with boxes abundant with blooms.
“It’s beautiful, but,” he grimaced, voicing Ratio’s thoughts aloud, “a little morbid, isn’t it?”
To a scientist, mythology and fairy tales are simply veneers that warp and obscure the truth. And to a doctor, diseases are problems that can be solved with logic rather than love.
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17 Nov 2024
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the 2nd fic i read with a scientific perspective of the hanahaki disease, loved it!!
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“What do you feel, then, Cook?”
“I feel like,” Sanji said, but it was weak and unsure and for the life of him he had never gotten this far trying to sort any of it out.
Zoro was patient only for a heartbeat. His brows twitched, like he was fighting the impulse to get frustrated. Slow and careful, Sanji could hear the tension in Zoro’s voice as he fought to keep his composure, too. “What do you feel like?”
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It starts with an another petty argument like any other. Then, a fight with a familiar foe. Finally, an injury like they've seen a hundred times before. Nothing is particularly different this time around except until, finally, they almost start to understand each other.
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It hits him as he’s counting out his haul propped up on the deck of the Sunny that there’s not music playing, and in fact, he’s not the person thinking of the song currently stuck in his head.
Or, Sanji gets cursed by some backwater island on some random Tuesday afternoon to hear Zoro's thoughts. It goes about as well as expected.
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Sanji hatches a plan to force Zoro to compliment his food. It was foolproof, he thought.
He didn't realize what kind of fool he was dealing with.
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28 Aug 2024
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compliments disguised as insults, oh how they complement each other so well
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Sanji struggles with an injury that prevents him from cooking. Around the same time, Zoro starts to act strange.
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03 Aug 2024
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zoro cares for sanji so fckn much i wanna squish them in my arms
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03 Aug 2024
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“Well, it’s not Nami, obviously,” Sanji reasons out loud. “You two are like siblings. And as lovely as Robin-chan is, she cannot possibly be your type.” Zoro had phrased it in a way hinting at unrequited love, which means Hiyori’s out too – that woman was practically throwing herself at him every time they were in the same room. “Oh, what was that pink-haired darling’s name? Perona, no? She–”
“Cook,” Zoro deadpans, eye narrowed. “If you want to guess sometime this century, you need to stop listing women.”
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In which Sanji gets captured by pirate hunters, Zoro is in the right place at the right time, and one thing leads to another. You know how it is.
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Sanji has a nasty habit of denying himself little luxuries. Sleeping in, hot food, the unconditional love of his crew. He's used to it though; used to getting up at the crack of dawn to prepare breakfast, used to working on an empty stomach to ensure everyone else is fed, used to serving up pieces of himself and getting nothing in return.
He can't afford those luxuries. Not even on his birthday.
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The Fourth Sword by JollyRogue
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
26 Dec 2023
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Sanji accidentally discovers that Zoro has a very big dick.
Torn between horniness and angst to the point that it interferes with his daily work, Sanji can't help but constantly fantasize and obsess about it.
Eventually Zoro notices, and things escalate from there ...
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“I have these swords,” Sanji says, his hand back to the swords on his side, “Because you’re dead, asshole.”
A devil fruit user sends Zoro through alternate timelines where the only constant is that, in every single one of them, he’s already dead.
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Mold in the shower, burns on the carpet, and nothing but hot sauce and pickles in the kitchen. Sanji doesn't know it yet, but the apartment he's moving into—and the alpha he's sharing it with—will change his life.
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It starts with a completely innocuous act.
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they said love is reaching blindly at a pit full of snakes by summermidnights
Fandoms: One Piece
30 May 2022
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“What are you going to tell them?”“We’re friends with benefits,” Nami says with a straight face. Sanji chokes on his own spit and starts coughing violently. “Except the benefit is friendship.”
“So, friends. You’re literally just friends,” Usopp monotones flatly from his room.
Alternatively: During college, you learn that not everything is as it appears. Sanji is in love with Zoro, Zoro is dating Hiyori, and Nami accidentally ends up a master wingwoman by sorta kinda maybe platonically taking Sanji off the dating market.
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you know i want you (so what's the hold up) by Resacon1990
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
18 Sep 2023
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And then Zoro smirks.
“Almost,” he says, and he lets go of Sanji.
Sanji stumbles, eyes wide, and he barely stops himself from tripping over again. Zoro doesn’t move this time as Sanji catches himself, that smirk curled over his face and his eyes burn bright with a challenge in them that has Sanji’s blood starting to sing.
He pauses for a moment. Oh, oh okay.
Or, five times they almost kiss and the one time they do.
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Nantaimori: The practice of serving sashimi or sushi on the (usually naked) body of a man
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The room is tepid. Sanji had turned the heat up just a bit.
The table is still rather cold.
Sanji had known this table for years. He felt at home sitting at it to enjoy meals with his partner every night.
The lacquered wood was sharply cold against his backside and Sanji moved as if dipping into a cold pool. His heart raced with excitement while hIs hands were trembling with anxiety. He could hear the thud of Zoro’s dumbbells as the man obediently “distracted” himself in the bedroom.
Sanji had told him he was making a special meal.
He told him it was a surprise.
He hadn’t given the details.