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By Definition by obscuringmirror
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
14 Nov 2025
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By definition, Dan Howell is not mentally well. He’s slowly losing hope and realizing that he’s not capable of having a ‘normal’ life with the list of mental disorders that suffocate his will to live.
Honestly, Dan isn’t sure if it’s really worth it to try and survive.
Until Phil Lester involuntarily steps into Dan’s life and by Phil’s definition, Dan’s more than worth it.
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16 Oct 2025
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You come blinking in the sun, I can tell that you're the one by vyxcordia for brahe
Fandoms: DCU
25 Jul 2020
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Or: Bruce and Clark Convince Everyone on Planet Earth That They’re Dating Before They Convince Themselves...
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17 Sep 2025
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over this threshold by orphean
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe
23 Jun 2020
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'I don't understand how tax evasion relates to you going on a date with, do I need to remind you, Bruce Wayne.'
Clark bit his tongue.
'We're going to get married. It's a tax break, not tax evasion.'
'Are you kidding me.' Lois stared. 'That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.'
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Bruce asks Clark to marry him for tax reasons. Clark, against his better judgment, agrees.
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17 Sep 2025
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Harry wasn’t quite in the same shape he once was – no longer an Auror trainee or a Quidditch star – but he didn’t mind his extra squish … until the press started commenting on how he’d ‘let himself go.’
Draco wasn’t bothered by it. In fact, he rather liked it – though he’d never admit that aloud. Despite what Pansy thought, he did possess some self-worth. He wasn’t a slag for humiliation.
When the two find themselves working alongside each other, and Harry is shirtless and sweaty on more than one occasion … well, what did you think would happen?
If your answer isn’t ‘they’d shag against a garage door,’ then you’re wrong.
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05 Sep 2025
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Someone in the Camelot (Merlin) has rooted out a spy on the council. This anonymous person (who is obviously Merlin) put this accusation into a long letter, full of evidence from a thorough investigation and infiltration of the spy's circle within the staff. Arthur is remarkably impressed with this mystery detective (again, Merlin) and becomes set on uncovering their identity.
Merlin didn't think things would get out of hand. He only wanted to get rid of the spy publicly and legally, so he forewent the magic and decided to conduct a counterintelligence mission for months to gather evidence the old-fashioned way—like anyone would! But suddenly Arthur is searching for him, and magic or not, he learned a long time ago to stay in the shadows.
George is so tired. It is so obvious. King Arthur is disappointingly unobservant, and George cannot take this much longer.
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- Part 6 of Living's Standalone Merthur Fics
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09 Jul 2025
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A Quiet After by joafterall
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter - Fandom
03 Oct 2025
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The war is over, but peace doesn’t come easy.
Harry returns to Hogwarts for his final year not as the Chosen One, but as someone trying to figure out who he is without a war to fight. The world seems ready to move on - but Harry isn’t sure how.
He wants normal. Quiet. A chance to just be Harry.
Then Draco Malfoy walks into the Great Hall, late and alone, and everything shifts.
Stripped of his wand and shadowed by a silent Ministry escort, Malfoy is nothing like the boy Harry once knew - but Harry notices him anyway. Watches him. Wonders.
He's not supposed to care. But the more he tries to look away, the more he can’t. Because something’s wrong, and Malfoy is carrying it like a secret he’s been forced to keep.
The war is over - but not every story is finished. And not every enemy stays an enemy.
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24 Jun 2025
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Six years after the war, Draco Malfoy has left the wizarding world behind, choosing instead to immerse himself in the anonymity of Muggle life. As the assistant manager of a prestigious art gallery, he's found solace in the quiet, creative routines of his new world. But every weekend, Draco sheds his carefully constructed identity, using a spell of his own creation to blend into the shadows of crowded Muggle clubs.
Until one night, when a familiar face catches his eye.
Harry Potter has changed since Hogwarts-he's grown into a confident, handsome man who commands attention with every step. Drawn to the mystery of Draco's disguised form, Harry bridges the gap between their worlds with a playful smile and a daring invitation. As their paths cross in the most unexpected of places, Draco must navigate the line between truth and deception, past and future, anonymity and the undeniable pull of the man he once called an enemy.
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18 Jun 2025
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Draco Malfoy and the Second Chance by dreamofroses
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Jun 2025
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When Draco and Harry are hit by a spell that sends them back ten years to Harry's eleventh birthday, they try desperately to get home before they damage the timeline too much. As it becomes apparent, however, that there is no way home, they must decide how they will spend the years they must relive. The more they change, the less they'll be able to predict. Lives are on the line, as is the fate of the Wizarding world.
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- Part 1 of Another Shot at Life
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30 May 2025
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After the war, Draco accidentally becomes responsible for a whole passel of children. Along the way, he has to dodge Harry Potter nosing around in his business.
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27 May 2025
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Despise Me, If You Dare by luminae for urfavpendeja
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Nov 2025
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a spouse.
Often, this truth brings quite a lot of trouble for single men and aspiring spouses.
or: a not very serious, but thorough, retelling of Jane Austen's pride and prejudice
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27 May 2025
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Kinktober 2024, Day 14: Clothed Top/Naked Bottom
After Minister Potter receives a bunch of death threats, Auror Draco Malfoy is temporarily put in charge of his security detail.
Harry is beyond annoyed by the situation, but winding Malfoy up is as entertaining as ever.
In fact, it's more entertaining than Harry could have ever imagined.
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8-part series (within the Kinktober series) called the Bratty Minister. These could theoretically be read separately, and if you skip one or two (like, if a tagged kink isn't your thing), I don't think you'll be confused, as it's mostly smut, but all these oneshots are tied together with a "kinky sex games to oops I found my soulmate" sort of plotline.Series
- Part 14 of Ruby's Kinktober 2024
- Part 1 of Bratty Minister
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21 May 2025
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Sometimes it takes a Purim party and a flapper dress for Harry to figure out what he likes.
(Spoiler: He likes Malfoy.)Or: Come for the hamantaschen, stay for the sex.
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20 May 2025
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Draco thought he could avoid Potter for the duration of his brief return to England. He’d stick to his schedule and be back home in Paris, where he belonged, in a few short months. No trouble at all. He had plenty to occupy him, what with the opening of the London branch of his successful apothecary, his innovative research, drinks with Pansy, a backlog of unread potions periodicals.
Except Head Auror Potter is everywhere — in Draco's chair, at his door, in his dreams. All six feet of motorbike-riding, combat-boot-wearing, sex-hair-sporting Saviour of the World packed into one unfairly fetching uniform. Potter won’t leave Draco the bloody hell alone, won’t let him breathe, let him forget, let him sleep.
Because no matter how fast Draco Malfoy runs, Harry Potter is always hot on his heels.
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19 May 2025
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Draco Malfoy & the Black Family Curse by Lilbeanz19
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Feb 2025
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When one hits rock bottom, the only way to go is up, surely?
Draco Malfoy is discovering that the climb comes with many complications. From a maniacal Ministry Official, a war looming on the horizon, and an underground teenage rebellion, to figuring out the secrets of his stupid journal from the future.
Oh, and then there's the matter of the great honking curse placed upon his bloodline.
The mystery, shock, scandal, delight, and madness all continue...
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- Part 5 of The Journal of Dreadful Things
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- 21/21
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09 May 2025
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Draco Malfoy & the Journal of Dreadful Things by Lilbeanz19
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Dec 2022
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Draco Malfoy's fate is changed when his future-self rather rudely drops in and burdens him with the task of changing the course of time. To save himself and the future of the wixen world. With only an enchanted old journal and his outstanding wit in hand, Draco must do all that he can to change his fate, all the while failing miserably to not fall in love with a certain scar-headed someone.
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- Part 1 of The Journal of Dreadful Things
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08 May 2025
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After a magic reveal, an undue amount of pining, a poorly translated sex ritual, and a requited love confession, all’s well that ends well, right?
Except…Arthur still hasn’t made a confession about the other thing. That tricky little preoccupation with Merlin’s magic and all the ways it could make a mess of him.
Now if he could just…figure out how to explain it.
(The sequel to: Under Your Spell)
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- Part 2 of Spell Chasing Series
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04 May 2025
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Death offers Harry a bargain: 14 days to stop Draco from ending his own life.
Naturally, his first attempt involves pancakes and Monopoly (because nothing says “choose life” like a board game that ruins friendships).
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- 21/21
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23 Apr 2025
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Essek had a problem. A human shaped, red haired, annoyingly sharp problem that had been tormenting him ever since Caleb had become a grad student at the Marble Tomes Conservatory.
His solution to that problem, in hindsight, had been incredibly foolish. But how was he to know that after hours of searching the internet for the perfect video that he could take himself in hand to, letting himself imagine that he was the lavender skinned tiefling between the anonymous pale thighs — he would meet Mollymauk in all his ostentatious glory the next evening, wrapped around Caleb’s shoulders.
What follows is Essek’s slow descent into the chaos that is the Mighty Nein’s friend group, and the tangle of feelings that comes from having a crush on your brightest student who you have watched be thoroughly railed by a very very pretty tiefling online.
Or; A Professor, a Prodigy, and a Pornstar walk into a bar …
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18 Mar 2025
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“This is not a negotiation.” Deirta Thelyss’s voice cracked the air like a thunderclap, sharp enough that even her ever-bustling flock of attendants twitched. “You will agree to this marriage, or I will have you cast from Den Thelyss for dereliction of duty. Is that clear?”
Essek held himself stiffly, his shoulders rising in affront. A dangerous lapse of control, considering the woman standing before him, and one he would berate himself for later in the privacy of his tower, but he couldn’t help it. To be bartered off as—as a diplomatic representative of all things. It was absurd, insulting. Was the prestige his accomplishments brought to the den not enough? The Bright Queen herself had awarded him the title of Shadowhand for the advancements he’d made to the field of dunamancy, advancements that had secured countless victories in the war. Why should he have to upend his entire life to accommodate some human he’d never even met?
Or: A Shadowgast Arranged Marriage AU in Space~
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- 50/60
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07 Mar 2025
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A sort of fix-it fic for the RJK truthers
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She took in the state of them, the bloody tissue hanging out of Jamie’s nose while he was pinching off the bleeding, blue hoodie stained in a way that would probably never come out, Roy’s torn shirt, the scratches on his chest and the small gash on his forehead.“Fucking hell,” she groaned already imagining herself back on her couch wrapped in blankets with Randy and the brides instead of whatever these two were bringing her.
“He’s fine,” Roy said as if Jamie’s nose wasn’t still filling the tissue plugging it up.
She noticed the dried blood also staining Roy’s mouth and crusting up in his beard, but she couldn’t see any wounds on him that would result in that much blood covering his face. For a second she wondered if it could have been Jamie’s, but the placement didn’t make that seem likely.
Unless the two of them stopped bashing each other bloody long enough to snog a bit.
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27 Feb 2025