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    Expomise: a transformation spell that bonds two objects together.
    / Yuuri is at Hogwarts. So is everyone else./

    “Hey,” Yuuri dares to say, voice low, “Maybe we should write this down…?”

     

    “Oh,” Victor blinks in surprise at him, his long fingers wrapped around a long dark brown wand, “Sure, you can take notes.”

     

    Pause. Yuuri doesn’t really want to say anything, but he powers through. He’s going to make new friends and be more outgoing, he has to. “Aren’t you gonna do it, though? Do you have a really great memory?”

     

    The boy stares at him as if he’s from another planet, “I’m Victor Nikiforov.”

     

    Yuuri stares back, uncomprehending, “Yeah, you have a cool name.”

     

    “No, I mean,” Victor purses his lips, frowning in confusion, glancing to check if their Professor’s looking at them, “I’m like, Victor Nikiforov.”

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    23 Nov 2025

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    Bored, the Master of Death, Harry Potter, decides to abduct his infant self on the fateful night of his parents' demise. What follows can only be described as utterly absurd.

    Or; when Harry journeys back in time to escape his morbidly boring life, Tom hilariously deduces that he and Harry are wedded, and even believes “Evan” to be their offspring. Amused, Harry chooses not to rectify Tom's misconception.

    {edit: fic renamed 18.06.25}
    {edit: fic renamed again 19.09.25 because author is indecisive.}

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    16 Nov 2025

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    “Your prints were a match for a missing persons case from ten years ago. A little boy who was kidnapped.”

    The officer pulls out a picture that she turns toward Peter. It’s a little boy around four years old, with curly brown hair. “That’s you,” she says.

    Peter shakes his head.

    “Do you remember how you got to that park? Who left you there?”

    “Lady, I don’t remember jack shit,” Peter says. “I was like four. No one remembers shit from when they were four.”

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    Or: the biodad au where Peter gets arrested for selling drugs, and that actually improves his life.

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    09 Nov 2025

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    “Try not to die on your way out."

    Sung Hyunjae smiled. “I’ll rely on you to save me, my prince.”

    Han Yoojin returned his smile, half-mocking. “Don’t get your hopes up.”

    In which Han Yoojin is betrothed to the crown prince of Seseong.

    (Unfortunately, he also has no idea who Sung Hyunjae is.)

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    27 Oct 2025

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    Faking your death is remarkably easy, once you've truly put your mind to it, Han Yoojin discovers.

    "Why can't you just live quietly hyung? Why do you always have to cause trouble?" Yoohyun asks him, exasperated, every time he has to drag Yoojin from a bar, or a dungeon, or whatever other trouble he's landed himself in.

    So even Yoohyun he wants him gone then hm? Well alright, he thinks, resigned.

    He can do that much.

    Or: Han Yoojin runs away to the middle of nowhere and tries to start over

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    25 Oct 2025

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