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"'Opal, you know that this plan of world domination is ridiculous. When Haven is gone, all who will remain to worship you are the hated Mud People and their dying Earth. You have to see that this is pointless. If I’m not the one to stop you, someone else will,' Artemis says. The Neutrino trembles in his hand.
Opal waves a hand. 'The humans won’t be so bad when they learn to love me. I bet even you could be less of a repulsive human being under-'
He fires."
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The past-Opal Koboi succeeds in injecting herself with the silky sifaka lemur's brain fluid, kickstarting her plan to conquer Haven and Earth. What she doesn't expect is that her present self may have a vested interest in seeing her fail- or that Artemis Fowl is willing to do anything to stop her. Even at the cost of the People. -
Straightforward Love Song by bittersuiteiv
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
15 Oct 2024
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When Eddie joined the track team, Richie joked that she would join the cheerleader squad to support her favorite athlete, which is basically what ended up happening- she shows up to every one of Eddie’s meets and screams her head off even though she doesn’t really understand what’s going on other than they have to run fast. Lately she’s taken to making her own shitty fan signs to bring to the meets. Tonight’s reads: “RUN IF YOU THINK I’M SEXY.”
But Eddie doesn’t know that yet.
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"He expected a certain amount of negative side effects along with his new magic; the motion sickness that rises when he enters a dwelling uninvited is not ideal, but also not surprising. A small price to pay to be one of the few magical humans on Earth.
It’s only on the first full moon after his return from Hybras that Artemis experiences something else strange."
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After returning from Hybras, the newly magical Artemis is forced to wrangle with the inconvenience of wanting friendship. The full moon doesn't make it any easier.
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(this fanfiction takes place after the Eternity Code)
It’s been a few months since Artemis Fowl has been mindwiped by the LEP when he notices peculiar glitches around, and ends up discovering an uncanny dimension: the Wired. Artemis’ lust for power takes over, and as he has forgotten all about his spark of decency, the fairies will face the consequences of distrusting him.Bookmarked by bittersuiteiv
10 Feb 2025
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Beckett and Myles Fowl start a
Ghost Hunting ShowParanormal Investigation Program. For their first case, they’re investigating the rumours of a mysterious creature haunting Fowl Manor, the place where their brother died years ago.- Language:
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Eddie responds, quietly, "I don't think I'm one of those girls." and Richie has the desire to shake her by the shoulders then - because Eddie always knows what she wants, but for some, inconceivable reason refuses to let herself have it. But Richie knew she’d be a huge fucking hypocrite to say that, as she held herself back from the only thing she’d ever truly wanted, frozen in place like an opposum playing dead, as if loving Eddie would kill her. Maybe it would.
(or: Eddie Kaspbrak grows up shaped like a boy and molts into a woman. Richie Tozier is there the whole time.)
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And It's Not Because I'm Lonely, And It's Not Because We Have No-one Else by CulDeSac
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
21 Feb 2023
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"I missed this," Jon found himself saying. And then, because it didn't seem like enough, "I missed you."
I missed me as well, said Martin's face as he tugged at the teabag he was holding, again, and again, and again. He didn't look up to reply. "There wasn't a lot to miss, near the end."
"Well, I still did."
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