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    “Andrew,” Kevin pants, his eyes wide, chest heaving. “I found us a striker. Oh my god. I found him.”
    “Kevin, don’t-” Aaron yells from the hallway. Kevin slams the door shut, cutting him off.
    The desperation in Aaron’s voice catches Andrew’s attention.
    “Who is it?” Andrew asks, shocking himself with his own interest.
    “Neil Josten."

    Andrew thinks of Neil Josten’s abomination of an essay and resists the urge to hit something.
    “Neil Josten barely knows how to spell his own name,” Andrew drawls.

     

    In which the Foxes need a striker, and Neil somehow fits Kevin's criteria.

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    06 Nov 2025

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    Andrew and the Idiotic, Thirsty, Ill-advised, Very Off-Limits Crush on his College Roommate's Younger Brother.

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    04 Nov 2025

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    02 Nov 2025

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    Sadly, saving the world doesn't translate into many marketable skills or pave the way for a future career. Now Percy has to figure out what he's going to do with the rest of his life. To kill time, he signs up for a class on using social media. You'll never believe what happens next!

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    01 Nov 2025

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    Logan disappears for the 2025 season. When he returns as a tanned surfer bro that's only spotted in the McLaren garage, social media has thoughts. And some theories.

    (A social media!AU Follow-up to American Dreamin' that can be read as a stand alone!)

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    29 Oct 2025