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Dick made his way to the driver’s side but paused right before he could get in. He heard a drip. As if a faucet hadn’t been tightened. A singular drop that landed on concrete. And Dick stared into the dark, at the shadowy corner of the garage until something like static edged the corner of his vision, moving like fingers flexing out.
“Richard?”
Dick snapped out of it. "Nothing's there."
or: get skinamarinked, idiot
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- Part 1 of toys and make believe
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the type your god can't give you and it brings you to your knees by benben (borkborkimadog)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
15 Jan 2022
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“Is this going somewhere?” Wilbur asks impatiently.
Quackity clutches at the lapels of his coat. “You don’t fucking get it! Wilbur, we both lost everything. I lost everything. You say your legacy is your nation, but you lost it, so you decide to throw the world’s most extreme temper tantrum and blow L’Manberg apart with your own two hands.
“I lost my legacy, too, but it isn’t Las Nevadas. The whole thing can burn down today, and it wouldn’t even fucking matter because I can always rebuild it again. El Rapids is gone, that’s why Las Nevadas is standing here. I destroyed it, dirt by dirt, but that isn’t how you lose a legacy.”
or: wilbur may not beat quackity with his fists but he hurts him all the same
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- Part 2 of trophies (discontinued)
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but goddamn i could use a little company by benben (borkborkimadog)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Jan 2022
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“Dying is painful, and grieving more so.”
Wilbur hears Quackity’s shaky breath, sees his hands tremble on the desk, and his smile grows wider. He wants to push and prod, see how far he can go, how much he can get away with.
“How long have you been grieving, Quackity?” Wilbur brings his hands to rest next to his, effectively caging him. “Have you been hurting?” He leans closer. “Must be lonely, holed up all alone in your own nation. I can keep you company.”
or: wilbur and quackity both dont know how to communicate like normal people and nothing gets resolved
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- Part 1 of trophies (discontinued)
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from now on, i wont sleep on my arms by benben (borkborkimadog)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
11 Jan 2022
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Her smile becomes smaller, a little softer, as she asks, “What do you want to talk about today?”
Dream swallows again. His fingers tap on his knee off-beat to his heart which thuds in his ear like white noise. “I. . . I don't know, exactly. I just-- uh. . .”
His jaw clicks shut after he trails off. Gods, he should've written out what he wanted to say beforehand. He shouldn't have thrown away the bullet point list he made when he got embarrassed, too deep in his own head thinking about how stupid he might look unfolding a piece of parchment in the middle of therapy and reading out his problems like a grocery list.
or: dream tries unlicensed therapy with puffy about his anger issues
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- Part 1 of dreaming (dmsp au) discontinued
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dreaming (dmsp au) discontinued by benben (borkborkimadog)
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game)
11 Jan 2022
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au where dream doesnt have a god complex
yet.
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tntduo and all the reasons why theyre bad for each other
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Tim shrugs. “I know his limits. Sometimes he just needs a little push in the right direction.”
“A push,” Damian echoes incredulously. “Jason Todd needs a push. The Red Hood. The same one who tried to kill you a couple years ago.”
“You’ve also tried to kill me, to be fair.”
“To be fair, it would not be wise for you to push me, either.”
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After an injury benches Tim for a few months, he and Damian are forced to cohabitate until Tim recovers. Along the way Damian learns that there’s a lot he doesn’t understand about Tim Drake, starting with his total lack of self-preservation.
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The thing was, these popular types, the Royalty of High School Society? They just wanted to be entertained. They wanted something to break though the dull monotony of life at the top of the food chain, and if nothing happened to catch their interest, they made their own fun.
Good thing Eddie was unparalleled at keeping little sheeps entertained.Series
- Part 1 of The Jester's Gambit
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01 Dec 2025
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steve harrington's six-step guide to getting the guy. by oaseas for Megendary
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
21 Sep 2022
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“Alright, listen. You want to romance Max? It’s easier said than done.” When Lucas’s face falls, Steve is quick to tack on, “But it is doable. There are steps. Six of them.” He spreads his hands theatrically, bending a little at the waist as if setting the scene.
or: Lucas needs love advice, Dustin & Robin despair, and Steve's a regular Casanova.
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- Part 11 of masterlist of my stranger things works
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01 Dec 2025
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Wayne Family (And Tim!) Christmas Extravaganza! by PinkParagram
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
04 Dec 2025
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Bruce’s brain takes a moment to reboot. “Your parents are in South America?”
“Yes.”
He’s not sure why he’s so surprised – the Drakes are known for their work in archeology, and not much of that can be done locally. Still, he assumed that they took Timothy with them when they left the country for work. It seems a shame to leave him with a nanny this close to Christmas.
“Okay,” he says, erasing the numbers typed into his phone. “What’s your nanny’s number, then?”
“My what?” Timothy looks scandalized.
“Your babysitter? Whoever is in charge of you while your parents are gone,” he clarifies.
“I’m in charge of me when my parents are gone,” Timothy says proudly, his little chest puffing out. “I’m the Man of the House.”
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Tim gets to spend Christmas with the Waynes! This will not have lasting consequences, I'm sure.
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Tim wakes up inexplicably in his two-year-old body. Which: odd. But just think, how many people would kill to have an opportunity to redo their life! And Tim has so much he wants to change, so much he wants. He wants to feel important to Bruce. He wants to be Dick's favorite. He wants Jason (his childhood hero) to think he's cool. He wants Damian to need him. And really, is it manipulation if his family benefits from it?
Or: He was halfway through the second trash can, when a startled “Good lord” caught him off guard. Tim glanced up, the rhythmic sucking of his pacifier coming to a still at the sight of a black Rolls Royce idling at the side road that lead to Wayne Manor. Alfred was staring at him from the over the car top, aghast. “Master Bruce, it’s not a raccoon.”
From the back seat, Bruce Wayne stared at him. Tim stared back.
Or: Tim is side tracked by his actual childish needs and wants, gets a whole bunch of his nannies fired, terrorizes his parents with a series of petty revenges, is an honest employer of one (1) newly minted murderer for hire, endears himself to – and thoroughly weirds out – the Waynes, and is generally just a petty, manipulative, vindictive, smol boy.