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It’s been months since you first entered the Dark World, mystifying and surreal. Every day, memories of your previous life slip further from your grasp— least of all what brought you here in the first place. You try not to think about it too hard.
That is, until you get sacked from your job, and a certain CRT television helps pick up the pieces.
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Johnathon Ohnn is about to die, even though he isn’t supposed to. It’s an unfortunate circumstance all-around.
(A shortish sort-of character study about the Super-Collider implosion.)
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Johnathon Ohnn gets stuck in his own labcoat, because he is desperate, and overwhelmed, and above all else: a scientist.
You help Johnathon Ohnn out of his labcoat, because you care about him enough to make up for those who don’t.
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As executive producer of TV Time, Tenna gets exclusive power in who does — and does not — make the cut on his show. A certain mailman needs to prove he's got what it takes, or else risk getting dropped as a sponsor. Can Spamton handle the pressure, or will his dreams of becoming a [[BIG SHOT]] be dashed on the cushions of Tenna's dressing room couch?
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08 Nov 2025
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Spamton scooped up the power cable, puffing out a breath and rolling his shoulders as he eyed the outlet on the wall. The moment of truth. In one swift motion, he knelt and pushed the plug into the outlet, turning and feeling along the casing beneath the screen for the power button. A springy click… and then his ears filled with the familiar high-pitched electric whine of a working CRT.
Oh, yeah. That’s the ticket.
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A dead man walking, Spamton brings home an old TV and turns his world on its head.
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14 Oct 2025
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It's late at the office, Spamton has his eye on Tenna, and this time? The shameless flirting pays off.
First time size difference with Trans Spamton. Power dynamics ahoy!
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"Yessir," Spamton gives him a lazy salute with his free hand, then reaches back out to Tenna's warm shoulders. He's feeling something, must be, his casing is slightly warm to the touch.
"That's nice," Tenna murmurs, then cracks an eye open. "No, seriously. What are we talking about?"
Spamton blinks at him, hand stilling on his shoulder. "What?"
"Okay, again, do not stop. Also, explain why you are flushed and... I think you're flirting with me? You are, right?"
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- Part 1 of plasticity
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09 Oct 2025
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Spamton has an unfortunate slip of the tongue at work and he can’t stop thinking about Tenna’s reaction. Many drinks deep that evening, the two of them find what they really want from each other.
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02 Oct 2025
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It wasn’t that Spamton was delicate— he wasn’t. He was anything but. Rough and tumble, eager to spat; he got in more trouble than a censor on a Saturday night and had a missing tooth to prove it (though he absolutely hated it being pointed out). It was just… He was code and pixels and mumbo-jumbo Tenna didn’t care to understand while Tenna himself was sturdy, thick plastic and glass and silicone and copper wiring. He could be repaired, but how in the world do you fix broken code? It was so far out of Tenna’s wheelhouse it was a home run clear out of the park. ‘I don’t want to break him’, Tenna thought desperately, though it still made his stomach flip to think about.
or; spamton wants tenna to relax and gets far more than he bargained for
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01 Oct 2025