catchandelier
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Tryptich by catchandelier
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
26 Jul 2025
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“I know there is no reason for you to trust me. You are my only hope, however, that any of this will survive what is coming next. I’m sorry if it is not to your taste. Please don’t leave it behind,” Naberius Tern said. He set a wrapped parcel on the table, turned, and said, “And tell Ortus that we are still friends, if you can, Ninth. At least one of you in that miserable pit—” before he sighed, and left.
It was the last time we ever saw him alive.
Inside the parcel were three books— the entire Noniad, rendered into three heavy volumes, bound with black leather and ornate gilding and glittering gemstones. One through eighteen, in the first and largest book; twenty-one through twenty-six, in the next largest book. The last, the twenty seventh volume, was barely more than a quarto— nine pages, nine verses, each of nine lines.
And it is said that Paul decoded it, read it, laughed, and wept.
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My Life as a Teenage Direbeast by catchandelier
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
20 Jul 2025
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Yuui ██ Grimsby, as she can’t help but call herself, is juggling her duties to the other people in her dorm with her new anatomy and her past life horrors and her bloodlust for a man who doesn’t exist now and her granny’s legacy and being an ordinary human-enough teenage direbeast and reconciling her many disparate memories into one being and being a teenage girl and remembering being everything that wasn’t a teenage girl and why is she so sweaty ugh and god all the men at this school are so fucking hot what the fuck and taxes and we have to make icecream with all this fucking milk and what do you mean she’s seventeen she’s not seventeen and—
There’s a really cute man with curly hair like a burning hyacinth, and he’s like her but the other way around? Haunted and haunting and so handsome she could scream.
…Do you want to make video games with me, Senpai?
When is a Coffin like a Chrysalis?
When the creature within is utterly changed upon emergence.Updates once a month. Upside: each chapter is hovering gently around 20k. 😘💋 love you baaaaaiiii
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Dan Heng’s Mom (Has Got It Going On) by catchandelier
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
25 May 2025
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Dan Feng probably needed a mom; this is my version of how Dan Heng actually got one. A story in the form of a list.
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We’re springing Dan Heng from jail with this one boys!
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The First Second Birthday of Orianna Reveck by catchandelier
Fandoms: League of Legends, Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
24 Nov 2024
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Some people are born, and born again; and some people rebirth themselves for lack of better options.
Orianna Reveck, despite the ludicrous slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, is going to live.
Sera and Gwen are going to help her.
Also, Sett’s here. Hi, Sett.
Hwei is a real guy that needs money for food! And also, shocker, has friends!
Oh and also, Reckoning isn’t actually pro-wrestling… even though it totally is.
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- Part 4 of Save The Last Song For Me
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Three Years in White Harbors by catchandelier
Fandoms: League of Legends, Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
13 Nov 2024
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Sing, oh Muse: and tell me about a dedicated woman.
Muse, tell me how she worked and was working when she had the stage on the holy dock of the White Wharf, and where her fingers walked, and who she met, the failures she endured by the uncaring sea, and how she saved her life.
She succeeded, and those who tried to kill her, did not.
They danced until they fell, and the woman danced through the danger; and the Diamond Dogs followed her. Now, demigoddess, child of the distant stars, tell the old story for our modern times.
Find the beginning.
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- Part 3 of Save The Last Song For Me
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Save The Last Song For Me by catchandelier
Fandom: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
24 Nov 2024
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This story is about Seraphine. This story is not about Seraphine. This story is bigger than Seraphine. This story cannot exist without Seraphine.
Many people struggle to move from thinking to doing. And motivation is only a part of the issue. The key to action is situational interest. Start by exposing yourself to the thing you want to do. For example, watch people cook if you want to cook. Keep learning and engaging with your interest. Over time, this helps build a passion, even if it feels awkward at first. Reflect on what you’ve learned and ask deeper questions. This shift from external to internal motivation makes progress more consistent, reliable, and helps build confidence. By exposing yourself to what you want to do, asking questions and exploring what you want, and transitioning from thinking to doing, you will surely become who you want to be.
And then you will save the world.
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SVKK: Collection by catchandelier
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
05 Jun 2023
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Satine Kryze and the Paths of the Dead — What if, and stay with me now, What if STAR WARS was… good? What if Jaster Mereel won? What if Satine Kryze was a genuine hard leftist?
Songs and Poetry — Sometimes you’re reading an epic poem and your brain goes “you could make it Mando™️” and then you’re six days in and it’s all comin’ together now.
Hot Ones: S’atin Vhe’ehn’tiin Kaleo Kryze — hehehehhehehehehehehe
We Meet Again in All This Noise — Just for Fun, what if scenarios, sequel scribblings, etc
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The Sky is an Ocean. Every Ocean has people who are Native to it. (Because Portgas D. Rouge deserved more than being shoved into someone's backstory fridge, and nothing is ever so simple as it seems.)
Expect: Fanfiction tropes taken to logical extremes. Explorations of the Practical Necessities of Being a Pirate in the World of One Piece. Sex and Romance being Serious Business. Depth. Character interaction. Throwaway lines and gags gaining more significance as the story progresses. Heroes from Other Stories showing up for Reasons. Polyamory. Terrible Decisions. Excellent Decisions. Childbirth. Memory is a Crapshoot. The Speed of Belief. The Sky is an Ocean. Magic. Miracles. God. Fairies. Faith. Emotions. Souls. Stealth crossovers. Women menstruating and discussing subjects important to them. Puberty. Trauma is not a Free Action. Realistic(ish) depictions of Terrible Actions and their Consequences. Baby murder. Miscarriage. Wild Party Animals. Military boarding school. The Glorious War of Sibling Affection. Forgiveness. Sacrifice. Sexism. Black Humor. Fart Jokes. Unshakeable Resolve. Unflappability.
And more Sweet References than you can shake a fist at.
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When an assassination attempt goes very right, Agatha is trapped beneath a collapsed building, saved by a Jager she does not recognize...at first.
Vole has done his thinking, and he's got a question he can't quite bring himself to ask.
Down in the dark, there's nothing to do but talk.
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11 Nov 2025
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Krosp finds himself planning for the future. And that future is… kittens.
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11 Nov 2025
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the moon that breaks the night by folding-fan (thisintermezzo) for papersharks
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Sep 2025
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Shen Yuan transmigrates as an infant into what is basically just a xanxia remold of his previous life, and meets Luo Binghe while they're both disciples of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect. The only problem: he doesn't realize he's a transmigrator and his memories of Proud Immortal Demon Way have been locked away. Surely that won't cause any problems, though. Surely he can protect the protagonist from his fate and make a better end to the story somehow anyway... right?
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06 Nov 2025
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“You have an invasive parasite!” he called. “If you’ve been importing goods from Spain, they may have been contaminated! But it’s alright! I can help!”
“We are not helping!” Grax snarled. “We are invading!”Oroborus "Bob" Heterodyne is a bit of an embarrassment to Mechanicsburg, especially his father. Bob inherited the Heterodyne passion for science -- but for regular science. He doesn't even use his knowledge of insects to build giant, acid-spitting ant monsters.
But when Bob gets distracted in the middle of an invasion of a nearby kingdom, Mechanicsburg will learn that you don't have to be mad to be loved.
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01 Nov 2025
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Brockton’s Celestial Forge AU – Europa’s Celestial Forge by Lord Roustabout (Lord_Roustabout)
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Girl Genius (Webcomic), Jumpchain
02 May 2025
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An alternate version of events that diverts from chapter 3 of Brockton’s Celestial Forge. A connection to the world of Girl Genius sends Joe from Brockton Bay to Europa before the events of the Agatha Heterodyne and The Beetleburg Clank. Joe struggles to adjust to the new landscape while still managing his rapidly growing power.
A side story written to celebrate 3 years of Brockton's Celestial Forge. Updates will be infrequent compared to the main story, but I'm looking forward to expanding on this work when I can spare the time.Bookmarked by catchandelier
01 Nov 2025