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(What it says on the tin.)
I wanted a place to post a new Shoni one-shot every now and then, so this is where most of those will go. Also open to prompts on my Twitter! (Individual story summaries and ratings will be in-chapter.)
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19 Sep 2025
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Lilith was her best friend.
Her sister.
"I'll let you choose where to eat as long as you don't bring up your hot British neighbour again."
Oh, how she hated her.
"I haven't even mentioned her that much!"
"Her eyes were so intense, Lilith." Lilith began in a mocking tone. "The leather jacket she wore was so fitting Lilith. Her neck was so-"
"Oh my god stop!" Ava slapped the button for the elevator. "I do not sound like that."
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- Part 1 of Mark 12:31
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28 Jul 2025
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“We created it. But, biologically, it’s identical to any other. I have the same need for sleep, food, water.”
“Created it, huh?” Ava leaned a shoulder against the doorframe. “Based on what?”
“Input from our limited data on earth. We developed a cache of features and arranged them.”
“Ah, like create a Sim.” Ava nodded. At Beatrice’s blank look, she said, “It’s an earth game. We’ll play sometime. And, um, you know. You guys did a great job. At arranging.”
“Thank you.” Beatrice blinked. “It was designed to be aesthetically pleasing.”
“So you’re hot on purpose.” She blew out a long breath. “Honestly, thank God. That’s kind of relieving. I was worried I was—”
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Or,
Beatrice is an alien researcher looking for information on earth. Ava, as it turns out, has a lot to teach her.
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15 Jul 2025
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But she did care for Caitlyn, even if the awkward and dorky girl she knew was no longer there.
She was barely a shell of herself.
Not that Mel was doing any better. No sight of Jayce, Viktor or Vi, even Jinx would be a lovely thing to see, even with that air ballon of hers. At this point she really needed a bullet in her head so she didn’t have to do this.
______After the battle doesn't end as expected, Ambessa needs a new heir, Mel and Caitlyn suffer from this
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Bookmarked by chopfuey
03 Jun 2025
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Mrs and Mrs Kiramman by SerArthurHeath
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
05 Apr 2025
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Inspired by Mr and Mrs Smith:
Jinx is an assassin, with a rival who sparks a flame in her. But to escape notice she must hide behind a fake marriage of convenience.
Little does she know that her wife is secretly in the same situation, deadly sniper Caitlyn Kiramman. Or that this marriage of convenience may become rather a lot more as secrets get spilled and passions rise...
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- Part 1 of Arcane AUs
Bookmarked by chopfuey
27 May 2025