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  1. Public Bookmark 57

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    Nicky is well aware that he might get brutally murdered for what he’s about to do, but if it all goes well, then his death will be the turning point in helping his stabby, possibly depressed cousin and his alcoholic friend find the loves of their lives, and that, to Nicky, is a cause worth dying for.

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    Jean and Neil move in next door to The Monsters, and no one can decide if they're a couple or not. Nicky makes solving this case his personal mission, because as much fun as it is to watch Andrew and Kevin pine over the mysterious neighbors, Nicky is positive that those two aren't dating.

    Positive.

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    04 Dec 2025

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    Yes thank you thank you thank you
    Chap 7

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    “Hey!” Theseus yells at the Blade before he can think better of it. “Stop throwing toasters at me! I’m trying to do my job, asshole!”

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    25 Nov 2025

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    Chap 3

  3. Public Bookmark 62

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    During The Monster's second year at PSU, their dorm RA discovered that their five-person room was only being occupied by four people, and hands them their fate that very day:

    Find a fifth roommate by the end of the first semester, allow residence life to provide a randomly assigned roommate, or cough up an $1,000 fine AND get the randomly assigned roommate anyway.

    Now, with only a few days left in the semester and a laundry list of people too afraid to room with a monster, Andrew is out of options.
    Nicky thinks the solution is to throw a party to show everyone how fun Andrew can be - when he's not stabbing people, that is.
    Andrew is just desperate enough to agree.

    What could go wrong?

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    04 Dec 2025

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    Chap2

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    Techno watched as Tommy raced and raced.

    Taking risk after risk.

    Each was paying off, for now.

    He knew better than most that the time it didn’t would come.

    It might come now. It might come later.

    He watched the race silently, unable to cheer for the mistakes and risks.

    His breath released once Tommy crossed that finish line. Wilbur and Phil were right. The kid was going to get himself killed.

    Or worse.

    :Or an AU Where Tommy is a reckless dirt bike racer and meets three concerned race car drivers!

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    04 Dec 2025

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    Thank you god I found this

  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    "Did you know your antennas form a little heart whenever you get flushed like that?"

    Purpled's train of thoughts abruptly stopped. He stared, mouth agape. He felt his face suddenly warm in embarrassment. "...Do they?"

    Tommy giggled, and unbeknownst to him, the sound set off butterflies in Purpled's chest. "They do," Tommy said. "They've been doing that since I held your hand on the couch."

    Purpled had to look away; his cheeks were burning. "Oh..."

    Tommy didn't speak for a moment. "I think it's kind of cute..." he said softly, his smile evident in his voice.

    Purpled still hadn't gotten over it, but he smiled. He elevated his gaze to look into Tommy's eyes. "Strange how they only do that when I'm around you, then... huh?"

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    purpled helps tommy, then tommy helps purpled. tommy is jealous of tubbo and ranboo's relationship. tommy's smile is apparently the only thing amongst the stars that warms purpled's cold mercenary heart... history will say they were roommates;)

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    17 Nov 2025

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    Chap 7