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Dean Winchester did not expect to mourn a Twitter porn artist amidst his doomscrolling, but here we are.
Mr. X Toon—legend, innovator, the Michelangelo of animated dick—has passed on, leaving Dean drowning in grief, whiskey, and some deeply questionable coping mechanisms.What follows: Sam’s entirely unnecessary investigation into Dean’s “porn sensei,” and the horrifying revelation that Castiel can, in fact, alter his vessel’s anatomy to mimic Mr. X Toon’s Tarzan-level proportions.
Or: Dean learns that sometimes life really does imitate art… and it’s louder than Sam ever wanted to hear.
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29 Oct 2025
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There's a haunted apartment building in Vermont, and the ad says "Professional couple only". Dean and Cas rise to the occasion.
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05 Oct 2025
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the world, i'll turn it inside out by cosmicocean
Fandom: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Aug 2020
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06 Aug 2025
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Light Me Up by oneprotagonistshort
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
08 Dec 2017
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Dirk's hunch leads them to a gay bar.
aka: the slutty clubbing montage
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21 Jul 2025
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Breathe in the Future by thats_entirely_too_much_tuna
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
31 Aug 2017
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It was at that point, about a rung away from being able to look through the open window, that Todd began to hear voices. They sounded familiar; in fact, he was certain they belonged to Other Them, but something about their soft tone gave him pause. He stopped climbing and strained his ears, already beginning to regret this whole thing.
“What’s happened?” Dirk shout-whispered underneath him.
“Nothing, just… Hold on.”
Todd hesitantly placed his hand on the last rung and pulled himself up so that only his eyes peeked over the windowsill. Yup. Big mistake. Maximum regret.
When a case has Dirk and Todd stumped, they decide to jump forward in time and ask their future selves for advice. Uncomfortable situations and overdue realizations ensue.
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16 Jul 2025
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Touch Before Sight by thats_entirely_too_much_tuna
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
04 Nov 2017
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"I dreamt about you, you know."
If Todd had been drinking something, he would've spit it out. "You... you did?"
"Yes, almost constantly," Dirk said matter-of-factly. "I had this recurring dream where you and Farah broke into my room with a crossbow to rescue me."
Todd frowned. "Who had the crossbow, me or Farah?"
“You did, Todd, obviously,” Dirk snorted. “Farah had the machine gun.”
Todd tries to get to the bottom of Dirk's odd behavior while they're both stuck in their prison cell for the night. Set between Fans of Wet Circles and Two Broken Fingers.
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11 Jul 2025
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I Will Roam if You Say Roam by Lavellington
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
19 May 2018
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"My old landlord wrote to me yesterday, and apparently I need to go and pick up my things or he'll throw them in a skip."
"A what?" Todd asks, sitting down heavily on the sofa.
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Dirk and Todd go to London.
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- Part 2 of I Always End Up Where I Need to Be
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11 Jul 2025
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a part of me that will never be mine by tragedy_machine
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
19 Oct 2024
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Edwin tells Charles he loves him in Hell, but when Charles quickly responds with his own breathless 'I love you', Edwin assumes his friend meant it platonically, so he gives up halfway through his confession, leaving out the crucial 'I'm in love with you' part. Dejected, he decides to keep his feelings a secret.
Meanwhile, Charles has been in love with his best mate for years, so when they unexpectedly exchange 'I love yous' on the staircase of Hell, Charles happily assumes that they've just started dating and are just going at a really slow pace.
Needless to say, they're not really on the same page.
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OR: because of a misunderstanding during the confession in Hell, Charles thinks they're dating now, while Edwin believes his love will stay unrequited forever
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05 Jul 2025
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Charles is flummoxed when Edwin reveals that he considers relieving himself of his virginity after hating himself for so long for his desires.
What's a good friend to do but offer to be the afterlife's best wingman?
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04 Jul 2025
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A naive and clueless little condom
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10 Jun 2025
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In which Aziraphale makes more of an effort to be involved with Crowley's interests and hobbies.
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Clandestine Affairs by writeonclara
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Aug 2019
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“How dare you!” Aziraphale shouts.
“It’s not personal!” the demon shouts back, peeking around the edge of the bookshelf. Aziraphale flings a blessing at him, but he jerks back before it can land. “I was assigned to you.”
“I’ll smite you back to Hell, you—you—snake!”
“Funny you should say that,” the demon mutters, before lifting his voice again. “Or how about we carry on what we’re doing and not attract the attention from Downstairs, yeah? Or Upstairs, for that matter.”
Or: Aziraphale has been assigned to secure The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch. He really shouldn’t have been surprised to learn that Hell had an agent of their own assigned to him.
Luckily for him, Crowley is a dreadful spy.
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From that reddit: Straight guy worries he’s being homophobic to gay roommate, realizes he’s fallen in love with him.
Or: It turns out I don't have any problems with Aziraphale kissing guys, says Crowley, if it's me he's kissing.
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The Curious Attractiveness of Others by Giddygeek
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Jul 2019
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“I’m rough,” Crowley argued. “A rough beast, and all that. Well,” he corrected himself, “an agent of the rough beast. Well, an associate. It’s all very complicated, as you bloody well know."
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There's no AO3 rating for 'sex scene where barely anything except wings gets touched' but you should know that, in my heart, bits of this are definitely indecent.
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In which temptations are accomplished, grand romantic gestures are made, and two ineffable co-stars only take four seasons of an award-winning television program to realize they’re on their own side (at last, at last.)
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“Isn’t this nice?” says Aziraphale with badly feigned casualness the next time Crowley stops by for a late night drink.
Crowley is all set to reply, words lined up in his mouth waiting to go, when Aziraphale adds,
“I mean, all of the books and furniture and bottles of wine and things?”
Aziraphale nests. Crowley relearns some crucial facts about angelic courtship rituals.
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Love Hath Made Thee a Tame Snake by thehoyden
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jun 2019
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He was the bloody Serpent of Eden, and he wasn’t going to stand for this kind of flagrant trespassing.
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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In which people keep mistaking Crowley and Aziraphale for a couple, and Aziraphale starts to wonder if there might be something to it.