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You don’t snog your flatmate. You don’t let him back you up against the sofa, not when he’s all teeth and temper and seriously, whatever the bloody hell else is going on in his head. You don’t let him shove his hands under your jumper, or at least you don’t encourage it, and you definitely don’t ask him if he wants to fuck you.
But Edinburgh makes its own rules. Between overcrowded flats, pub crawls gone wrong, and the endless thrum of cold city nights, Remus and Sirius fall into something they can't quite name. A secret, a pressure valve, a friends-with-benefits arrangement that’s supposed to mean nothing at all. Just don't ask about Catullus 16.
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- Part 3 of Sunshine on Leith
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Remus has learned from his one and only experience of Freshers Week that there are some things one ought not to do if they want to maintain an outward sense of competence and decorum. His new friends, however, have not. They do not know the golden rules of Freshers: what’s expected, what’s not, and what one should absolutely, categorically, unequivocally never ever do under any circumstances ever.
Such as getting with your flatmate.
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- Part 2 of Sunshine on Leith
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When Voldemort's Death Eaters launch an invasion on the Ministry of Magic in 1970, it takes all Lyall's duelling experience and love for his family to get him through.
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He’s a tall bloke, easily has five inches on both of them, with long legs and long arms. James reckons he’s gay, but Sirius isn’t so sure. Can people tell you’re gay just by looking at you? The way he stands reminds him of Der Wanderer über dem Nebelmeer by Freidrich even though there’s no cane or flowing overcoat, only curly brown hair and a flash of amber in his eyes under the bar-lights. It’s like if people were art movements, James is Renaissance, Sirius is Baroque and this guy’s Romantic. And Peter – he’s fucking medieval, like those ugly homuncular babies by Bellini.
Sirius isn't too keen on going to university, but he follows James up to Edinburgh anyway. Remus returns for second year, only mildly upset that he has to live with a bunch of freshers. Lily wonders if it's sad that she's still a virgin at the age of nineteen. Peter elects to study French because it's probably all he's good for.
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- Part 1 of Sunshine on Leith
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Soulmates Switched bodies around midnight after they had both turned sixteen.
It was a fairly common occurrence and yet Kakashi hadn’t been expecting it. He’d celebrated his own birthday three months ago, alone, in his apartment, with his dogs and, even though he might have naively entertained the idea of waking up somewhere else and written a crude note that he’d later destroyed detailing his location and how to get to school on time, nothing had happened.
But now, he's woken up in the body of a girl he wants nothing to do with and her best friend hates him. There's no way this can get worse - until he Switches again, this time with said best friend.
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between sex and death and trying to keep the kitchen clean by ftmsteverogers
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
07 Dec 2022
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"I don't get you," Dean spits. "I don't get what you want. Just — just tell me. I'm a big boy, I can take it."
"I did tell you!" Castiel exclaims. "I told you, and then I died!"
(In which Castiel is rescued from the Empty, Jack gives up the powers of God to be a kid again, and Dean overcompensates.)
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08 Apr 2026
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In 1965, Voldemort became Minister for Magic. In 1968, the leadership of the Order of the Phoenix was destroyed, the remnants of the terrorist organisation driven underground. By 1970, all was well in Great Britain.
The year is 1984. Sirius Black has just turned 25. He's rich, he's powerful, and most importantly--he's bored.
But all of that is about to change.
8/24/23
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20 Sep 2025
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& home & home & home (or, a time loop) by decemberista for Alycat44
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Dec 2023
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After Sirius falls through the veiled arch in the Department of Mysteries, he finds himself back in 1981.
A time loop fix-it, of sorts.
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25 Aug 2025
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Astarion is convinced he has no soulmate. Gale is convinced his soulmark binds him to Mystra. Luckily, they're both wrong. Primarily Bloodweave, but the entire party is here and they're all finding their soulmates on this crazy journey. (Written for the Baldur's Gate 3 Big Bang 2024. Includes art!)
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30 Apr 2025
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“What's he like?” she asks. “Your wizard?”
He seems to think about it for a moment.
“Arrogant,” he finally says. “Insufferably clever. He claimed he could have been Mystra's Chosen, but he turned her down.”
The group (sans Tav) meet Astarion by the beach. They don't meet Gale. If you ask Astarion, that just means they have to look harder.
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14 Apr 2025