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    Robert accidentally gets hit with an aphrodisiac combined with demon's blood.
    Since he's relatively normal, it affects him the hardest (see; at all).

    More fool him, he supposes.

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    09 Nov 2025

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    Two weeks into moving in with his boyfriend, Luo Binghe, Shen Yuan has come to the horrifying realization that he might actually be ... a massive fucking pervert.

    Although he knows it's normal to be horny every once in a while — needs are needs, after all — the problem is that he can't stop having dirty thoughts about his boyfriend! Even when they're doing nothing sexy in particular, or worse, when they aren't together, Shen Yuan can't stop thinking about having sex with Luo Binghe.

    Something must be terribly wrong with him, right?!

    Shen Yuan feels bad about how much he thinks about having sex with Luo Binghe. Meanwhile, his boyfriend ... well, enough said. Shen Yuan will find out who's the bigger pervert between them both anyway.

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    15 Jun 2025

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    “How are you even supposed to enjoy going on a date with your boyfriend if you’re acting like ‘Olympic gold boyfriend material’ is too mediocre for him! I’m surprised you two manage to have enjoyable sex!”

    There is an awkward pause, and Meng Yao only realizes too late that it’s one that he let sit too long. He sets the dysfunctional hair straightener in the sink, unplugging it, but the noise of busywork comes too late to stop Wei Wuxian.

    Are you not even having decent sex??

    “It’s,” Meng Yao stutters, “—okay?”

     

    Or: Meng Yao and Lan Xichen have been dating for a while, now, and everything about their relationship is perfect. Meng Yao makes sure of it, just like he makes sure that his annual performance review at Jin Corp is impeccable, that Madam Jin never catches his surreptitious, short visits to deliver gifts to Jin Ling, and that Lan Xichen gets a mind-blowing orgasm at least three times a week, even if they're too tired for sex for five days straight and Meng Yao has to chain them back-to-back until his jaw is sore. Everything is going great, until he makes the mistake of genuinely befriending Wei Wuxian.

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    08 Mar 2025

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    Liu Qingge does Yue Qingyuan a favor. The world shifts accordingly.

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    20 Jan 2025

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    Geralt mistakes Jaskier for a, ahem, lady of the night, and Jaskier goes with it. As you do.

    "I don't require a whore."

    Funny thing is, Jaskier wasn't about to offer. He means to convey words to that effect to settle the matter and dispel any potential future misunderstandings, but finds himself saying instead, "Why not?"

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    04 Jan 2025

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    “So,” Shiro folds his arms across his chest and leans the ball of one shoulder against the hull of the red cruiser, “what are you doing down there Keith?”
    Keith freezes.
    “Routine maintenance.”


    The one where Keith gets himself stuck half in and half out of his space cruiser, after watching interesting intergalactic porn.
    And Shiro finds him.

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    03 Jan 2025

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    The long and short of it is, Viktor needs to get fucked soon or he may do something drastic. Because that doesn’t seem to be happening on its own, he decides to do what he does best, and just invent something to do it for him.

    With Jayce gone for the weekend and the lab to himself, the only thing left to do is test it out.

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    18 Dec 2024

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    When Arthur blows the horn of Cathbdhah for the second time, the horn doesn’t just send Uther to the other world. It sends Arthur away as well – to a world where Ygraine never died, the Great Purge never happened, and magic lives freely at court. As do those who practice it.

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    22 Aug 2024

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    "Merlin," Uther says, "For your alleged crimes, I would normally sentence you to death by fire. But, because my son has requested it… I have granted you a fair trial. All witnesses and involved parties shall state their cases, and then a verdict will be reached. Is this understood?"

    "Yes sire."

    "Now you will each tell me, in your own account, what on earth happened this week."

    "Your majesty, it all began Tuesday…"

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    16 Aug 2024

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    Merlin saves the day as Dragoon, but then botches the potion to turn himself young again.

    Meanwhile, Arthur makes a new friend: a five-year-old named Marlin.

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    15 Aug 2024

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    The man in front of him looked similar to Arthur’s manservant, but he could not possibly have been Merlin.

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    15 Aug 2024

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    "That was magic," Arthur accuses.

    "Oh." Merlin just nods, looking unperturbed.

    Arthur fights to keep his expression calm, mind racing and heart pounding. "Sorcery is outlawed in Camelot. On pain of death."

    Merlin splutters, finally fixing Arthur with an affronted glare. "It's not like I meant to do it!"

    ***

    Merlin gets hit with a spell meant for Arthur and loses his memory. Revelations ensue. Set sometime after 5x02.

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    14 Aug 2024

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    Arthur could see his father glaring down - face red and eyes narrowed as he looked at Merlin with clear distaste.

    "Once this over, sorcerer...I’ll burn you."

    "You’ve already tried that," Merlin’s voice answered and Arthur had to bite his fist to keep from making any noise. “You need to accept you can’t kill me… Hand me that blanket, please.”

    “I’m sure there must be some method… Beheading?”

    “No, we tried that.”

    “Hanging?”

    “I just sort of... Swung there, remember?”

    There was another pause.

    “I should have made you keep that dragon below the castle so I could feed you to it.”

    “Kilgharrah? He won’t eat me, but if you want to torture me than making me listen to his nonsense for an hour might do it.” Merlin said and there was a soft sigh from the other end of the room. “I’m glad you agreed to help me though. Usually I have to do the grunt work of saving Arthur myself.”

    “I can’t wait to kill you.” 

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    Uther finds out about Merlin’s magic, but can’t seem to kill him. Merlin is just trying to protect Arthur. They become a begrudgingly effective duo. Arthur doesn't understand why they think he isn't noticing this.

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    13 Aug 2024

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    Today's thought is omega Wei Wuxian defying the odds and becoming an imperial physician—a position usually reserved for betas and alphas.

    So imagine his stress when he's tasked with caring for emperor Lan Wangji's concubines and maximizing the chances of an heir.

    (this is originally a threadfic and has been converted to AO3)

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    05 Mar 2024

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    There is a boy digging a hole.

    There should be nothing special about him. He is one of many children digging holes, each and every one eager to get a spot on Cang Qiong Mountain. At a distance, there was black hair and shabby clothes.

    Yue Qingyuan could not look away from him.

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    In a world where they are the same age, Shen Yuan is going to try his very best to become the best friend of his favorite protagonist and prevent the blackening of Luo Binghe! Only, there is a problem.

    Shen Yuan looks way too much like the scum villain himself, Shen Qingqiu.

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    22 Feb 2024

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    When Shen Qingqiu doesn't show up to a Peak Lord meeting, Liu Qingge isn't concerned. What he is concerned about, is that the bastard got in touch with his sister!

    Why in the world is Shen Qingqiu asking Mingyan for assistance?

    When Liu Qingge finds out, he might wish he never knew.

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    14 Feb 2024

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    09 Jan 2024

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    If Kim Dokja wants to stare like a dog stares at meat, he will sleep on the floor like one.

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    18 Dec 2023

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    06 Oct 2023

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    Shen Jiu is a jaded old whore with nothing to live for. Luo Binghe is a Bai Zhan disciple who doesn't feel at home anywhere. Somehow, these two lost souls find each other.

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    Shen Jiu accidentally raises a Bingmei.

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    19 Sep 2023

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