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    for some reason I can't stop writing fics where someone in AA becomes a fluffy animal

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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    Eddie rolls his eyes. “Do I want to enjoy a soak in a hot tub on a pleasantly cool night, soothing my aching muscles and aging joints, possibly while drinking a beer and enjoying the company of my best friend? Yes? I am not insane.”

    “I just… I figured you’d be one of those ‘hot tubs just make people soup’ people.” Buck grimaces. Eddie grimaces back.

    “No one I would rather become soup with, bud,” Eddie agrees.

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    Buck and Eddie test out the hot tub on Buck’s patio. And the ground next to it. And the bed.

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    06 Dec 2025

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    “You didn’t know he was doing this?” Taylor asks as she takes her phone back.
    “I didn’t know we were dating,” Buck whispers, eyes tracking Eddie as he heads back to the table. Taylor laughs and quickly stops.
    “Oh my god, you’re not joking. Well, good luck with uh - that,” Taylor snorts. She’s gone before Eddie sits back down, sliding two gin and sodas across the table towards Buck.

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    The one where Buck didn’t know they were dating and Eddie is embracing whimsy (and isn’t as much of a technophobe as we think he is).

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    29 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 50

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    the one where Buddie roommates drunkenly slept together and somehow both think the other doesn't remember #idiots

    aka what SHOULD happen in season 9

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    28 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 80

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    “I’ve been patient, man, but—“

    Man?” Buck frowns, making an affronted sound at the back of his throat. “Did you just call me man in bed? You’re kidding me right now.”

    “What would you rather I say, Buck?” Eddie quizzes, shoving at Buck’s arm to dislodge him. He hooks an ankle around Buck’s calf and all of a sudden he’s on top.

    Settling onto Buck’s thighs for a moment, he leans forward to drag Buck into a kiss, licking messily into his mouth. When Eddie pulls away, he continues. “Schnookems?” He bites at the juncture of Buck’s neck and shoulder, kissing the sting away. “Honey bear?” He mouths up Buck’s neck, pinching a nipple. Buck tries to thrust up against Eddie but has nowhere to go with Eddie’s bulk pressing him down. “Sugar plum?” He glides his hands up, sliding both into Buck’s hair, leaning in for another wet kiss.

    “Baby?” he says, sitting up and scooting forward to situate himself over Buck’s dick. Buck whimpers.

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    28 Nov 2025

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    "It's fine, Jee," Eddie says. "Buck doesn't have to kiss me."

    "Yes he does." Jee crosses her arms and looks sternly at Buck. "Daddy and Mommy kiss every time when they go away from each other."

    "Yeah, okay." Buck sucks in a breath and steps towards Eddie. He ducks his head down and presses the most fleeting kiss to Eddie's cheek.

    "Not like that," Jee scolds.

    "What? Why not?" Buck squawks.

    "Because," she sighs and gives him a long, disapproving look. "Mommy and Daddy always kiss on the lips."

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    or, buddie babysit Jee while being pretend boyfriends

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    25 Nov 2025